The Chocolate Hunt

by marauder4ever

Basically the title says it all, accually it doesn't.. however, they do get chocolate at the end! the marauders decide to go on a chocolate hunt and odd things happen. No Slash. This is my first fanfiction! COMPLETE! NOW WITH SHINY NEWLY ADDED EPILOGUE!

4. Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter characters or Ronald McDonald blah blah blah.

The Chocolate Hunt

Chapter 4: Getting Rid of Ronald

After Gandalf and the hobbits left in the taxi the marauders headed up to the common room, on their way they ran into Ronald McDonald, but they were ready this time they tied him up with some rope that magically fell on the ground in front of them. As they tied him up he started screaming in agony.

"IT BURNSES US MY PRECIOUS!"

The Marauders ignored him and shoved one of his greasy burgers into his mouth to shut him up. Then they dragged him into the nearest bathroom, which happened to be the girls' bathroom on the second floor. As soon as Moaning Myrtle saw them she dove into her toilet.

The Marauders were thinking about what to do with him.

Peter suggested that they flush him down the toilet.

"No he might clog it," said James

Sirius leaned against a sink to think and the faucet fell off. "OH NO, I BROKE IT!" exclaimed Sirius.

The sinks spread apart to reveal a large black hole.

Then Sirius got an idea…

They picked up Ronald and threw him down the hole.

When they told Dumbledore what they did he gave them large quantities of chocolate, even though he wasn't even really listening to what they told him.

THE END

Wow that was short….

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