Hey people I'm back, sorry I haven't been writing anything lately, there have been many distractions, like school and homework, and that squirrel outside, well anyways here's an epilogue… And thank you to everybody who reviewed, you make me feel so happy!
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The Chocolate Hunt
Epilogue
Ronald McDonald was now in the Chamber of Secrets looking at all of the dead stuff that something had eaten, He began to hum the tune to "Rock and Roll McDonalds" while he skipped through the corpses. He stopped when he heard something large coming toward him, then he saw the Basilisk, he looked at it and it looked at him. However, he did not die because he was a freaky clown, and everybody knows that freaky clowns are immune to a basilisks stare.
The Basilisk was puzzled about why this odd piece of food did not fall over dead, but he didn't dwell on it for long because he was hungry and he knew that he could always kill it with his perfect, shiny, pretty, venomous teeth. Ronald screamed and begged the Basilisk not to eat him and that he would give him free burgers for life if he didn't eat him. The Basilisk agreed that if he was given free burgers (from the endless supply that the clown kept in his pocket) whenever he was hungry; he would not eat the clown. They lived in peace for about a month, then the Basilisk realized he had gained weight and was incredibly unhealthy. He blamed it on the stupid clown that he was no longer able to slither through the pipes. One day, he snuck up behind the crunchy clown and ate him, unfortunately it gave him terrible gas and he burped a burp so loud it was heard throughout Hogwarts.
"Did you hear something?" asked Remus
THE END