A Collection Of Haiku's.
Chapter 3: Ryou's A Drag.
By: Yami-Bakura (Bakura/ Akefia)
P.Q.: I know this one's taken me awhile, but finally, here it is! An actual rhyming poem about Ryou written by Bakura. He really is so mean to poor Ryou! I have three other Haiku/Poems I'm planning on adding very soon. It took me awhile to straighten them out, they were scattered everywhere! I'm so disorganized! But I think I'm on the right track now. I stapled them all together so I won't misplace them. I hope. Anyway, here's chap 3. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Who wouldn't want to say, "I OWN 'YU-GI-OH!"? I would, but I can't... KT'96'
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#26.
"Ryou's A Drag."
Ryou Bakura is a drag.
He looks and acts like a wretched old hag.
He's so timid.
As well as ugly and stupid.
Just a little whiner.
That's why I give him so many shiners.
Ryou is an ass.
So I cut him with glass,
Tossed him through a window.
For him, I felt no sorrow.
He's so easy to push around,
Or to stomp into the ground.
He makes an excellant slave.
As long as he does as I tell him, and behaves.
I've no problem kicking him.
In the eye, neck, chest, or shin.
Ryou's a brat.
With hair like a rat.
I hate Ryou's guts.
The filthy little mutt;
All his talk about "friendship",
Really makes him a big fat drip.
Who cares about him anyway?
I think I should send him away.
But then who'd rub my feet,
And fill my glass with skeet?
He's a good little servant boy.
Maybe even a good sex toy.
But he doesn't deserve me.
So maybe I'll hang him by his feet to a tree.
No, I'll keep him for now.
I'll beat him until he can no longer say "ow".
To him, am I ever fair?
No. Why? Because "I don't care."
By: Bakura.
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P.Q. : O.k. That's the end of "Ryku's". Ah, ha, ha! Just kidding! DON'T HURT ME! The next two chapters will also be rhyming poems written by Bakura, then there'll be a few more Ryou ones. O.k.? R&R and I'll get back to you soon. Thanks.