A Collection Of Haiku's.
Chapter 4: "I Don't Care".
By: Yami-Bakura (Bakura/ Akefia)
Bakura: So? How did you like my last poem? It was great, wasn't it? Say, "YES, your Highness." or else... (evil smirk) Now then, these two poems, as well as the one in the next chapter, were written by me. They're great, so you'd better like them...or else... Fwahahaha! Well, what are you waiting for? READ! I DEMAND YOU! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Disclaimer: Of course, I own "YU-GI-OH!" I'm Bakura! I own everything! Ha, ha, haaa!
P.Q. : Sure he does... K. T. '96'.
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27. "Don't Care." A.
I don't care,
If you think life's unfair.
I don't care,
If you think I should share.
I don't care,
If I cut your hair.
So you see?
My name is Y.B.
Hardy, har, har, so there.
As you can see,
I really don't care.
28. "Don't Care." B.
I don't care,
If you're broke.
I don't care,
Because life is a joke.
I don't care,
If your name is Bob.
I don't care,
If you lost your job.
I don't care,
If you lose all your hair.
I don't care,
If I give you quite a scare.
I don't care,
If I hit you with my car.
I don't care,
If it happens after leaving the bar.
"I DON'T CARE!"
That's how it's meant to be.
I don't care.
Why? Because that's me!
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Bakura: Alright. This is the part were you tell me how great my last two poems were. If you don't...be prepared to be sent to the Realm of Shadows for all eternity! Fwaahaha! Got that, mortal? Heeehhh... My next little 'diddy', is about the Pharaoh. Such fun I had with that one!
P.Q. : Ahhh, I think Bakura needs a nap... Anyway, hope ya liked them. The next one coming up is about the Pharaoh and it was written by Bakura. I know he's being a pain, but please R&R. I'll try to get him to be nicer next time. T'anks! Warning: The next two poems may be kinda long...