A Collection Of Haiku's.
Chapter 5: "So Long Pharaoh."
By: Yami-Bakura (Bakura/ Akefia)

Bakura: Ha, ha, haaa! I was in a "mood" when I wrote this one. Of course, I'm always in a mood, but still..This one's the best! It includes worms, flys, spikes...I'm getting happily excited just thinking about it! Heww! Read, read! You must, you must! I know you'll love it! Truuust me! (Evil smirk again.)

P. Q. : I think you're getting a little too excited Bakura. Why don't you take a nap for awhile?
Bakura: (stretching & yawning) Alright! Wake me when the reviews come in...Good night.
P. Q. : O.k. Bakura. Good night.

Disclaimer: I still own "YU-GI-OH!" I'm Bakura! I own everything! Haaaa!
P.Q. : Sure... K. T. '96'.

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#29.

"So Long Pharaoh!"

People call him, "Pharaoh."

I think we should call him Cheryl.

He's covered in mold,

Because he's really quite old.

Thinks he's the best,

Oh, yes!

But I'd like to put that to the test,

And lay the ancient Pharaoh to rest.

I'll defeat that old fool,

In what we call, a "Duel!"

I'll send him to the UNDERWORLD.

It's really quite creepy, or haven't you heard?

If you stand in my way,

I'll definetly make sure you pay!

Worms'll crawl in your eyes.

Your body'll be covered in flies.

You can cry all you like,

When I stick you, with spike after spike!

That's what I'll do to the Pharaoh,

After he's been defeated.

He'll be sore, tired, and beatened!

He won't like how he'll get treated!

It's about damn time,

That he gets punished for his crimes.

He'll rot in hell,

While I celebrate by ringing bells.

The Pharaoh will be gone!

And he thought he was so strong!

I look forward to the day,

When Pharaoh will be on his way,

To the land of the dead.

Little Yugi's face will be so red.

He'll be sad,

And feel so bad.

But Pharaoh will be gone,

And all I'll have to say is, "So long!"

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Bakura: I can be gruesome sometimes, can't I? The worms and the flies? HA! That was positively hysterical! I could've been worse, but RA, Pharaoh's Queen wouldn't let me. What a bummer. Well, I'm getting back to my nap. Later.

P. Q : Sigh. He's so excited. This is what I get for letting him write poetry. Sigh. Oh, well. Chapter 6 should be up very shortly after this one. Don't ask what struck me to write "Red Tears". I just woke up and the words were right there! It was almost scarey! Anyway, I look forward to R&R's! Thanks!