Disclaimer: This story is based upon characters created by Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle for Disney. Merv Griffin created Family Feud. I created Flo Ming, who appears in my 'So Much Later' stories and Marvin Newkirk, Game Show Host.


On a stage is set a large board. In front of the board, sits an electronic podium. Longer, matching podiums are on either side of the stage.

Lights parade around the stage as an announcement is made throughout the sound stage.

"From Middleton, in a state no one can name, it's Family Feud!"

"With..."

On stage left a large panel reveals five people sitting in a mock living room, posed in a family tableau. "The Possible family! Ann, James, Kim, Jim and Tim." At the sound of their names, the Possibles exit the living room and stand behind the long podium on their side of the stage.

"And.."

On stage right another large panel reveals five people in a mock living room, frozen in a tableau that is not as wholesome as the other appeared. An old woman with a smile on her face is sitting in a high back chair. A blue-faced man sits on a couch near her. He is recoiling in fear from a pale, green-skinned woman who is standing over him menacingly, leaning down to claw at him.

A larger man with a handlebar mustache and a blonde mullet is standing behind the couch, he is stuck in mid-reach to the green woman as if to restrain her. Standing at the other end of the couch, a fair-skinned woman with short black hair watches the others with a mix of fascination and pity.

"The Lipsky family! Daisy, Drew, Ed, Shego and Florence."

As their names are called they break off and walk up to their podium. Drew seems understandably relieved, while Shego appears to be annoyed at the interruption.

"These families have come to compete for cash, prizes, and world domination, here on FAMILY FUED!"

The audience and most of the players applaud.

"Today's special edition of Family Feud is brought to you by the Tempus Simian Idol! Don't bother looking for it in stores because it will be disassembled and hidden in multiple regions of the world after the show. Once the game is done, everyone will be returned to their places in the time stream with no memory whatsoever of these events."

"So now to start the Family Feud, here's Marvin Newkirk."

A pudgy, but handsome man with fair hair enters the stage. "Hello and welcome to a special Kim Possible edition of Family Feud. I'm Marvin Newkirk."

Marvin patted his brow with a handkerchief. "So lets meet, the Possibles!"

In response, the Possible family applauded briefly. Several of them hoop and cheer.

Marvin walks up to the apparent wife and mother, who is at the upstage end of the team podium. "How are you Ann?"

"I'm fine Marvin," said the redhead as she accepted a peck on the cheek.

"You are a brain surgeon?"

"I'm up to my elbows in brains nearly every day."

"Not many people know that your name is Ann, do they?"

"I often forget it myself, Marvin," she smiled.

"Well, maybe you should see a Neurosurgeon," Marvin joked as he moved down to her husband.

"James, pleased to meet you," Marvin pumped the man's hand up and down. "You are a rocket scientist?"

"That's right," James smiled. "At Middleton Space Center."

"We've got a brain trust here," Marvin told the audience as he moved down again.

"So your Kim Possible," Marvin gave her a peck on the cheek. "I'd better watch myself with your dad here." He leaned on the podium, "Is it true he threatened to send your boyfriend into a black hole?"

Kim giggled, "Yeah, but Ron's fine."

"Now you've got a rather famous hobby," he stood up straighter. "Saving the world from villainy. Do you enjoy that?"

"Very much, Marvin," She smiled. "It can be fun, and you meet all sorts of people!"

"I'm sure you do!" he turned around and looked at the opposing team for a moment.

He then moved down again. "Are you Jim or Tim?" he asked the first twin.

"Wouldn't you like to know," they said together.

"Ooh, devious," Marvin shifted his eyes from side to side, "I like you two." He checked a card in his hand, "I see you both take after Dad."

"Yeah," said one.

"We're working on improving Dad's latest fuel formula," said the other.

"Not in the studio, please," he smiled.

Marvin then stepped over to center stage and addressed the audience directly, shouting, "Now let's meet... The Lipskys!"

All the Possibles applauded politely, as did the audience.

Mama Lipsky, Drew and Flo applauded fiercely, while Ed played an air guitar riff. Shego was silent.

Marvin walked up to Daisy. "Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Lipsky," he gave her a peck on the cheek. "Tell us about yourself."