Disclaimer: This story is based upon characters created by Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle for Disney. Merv Griffin created Family Feud. I created Flo Ming, who appears in my 'So Much Later' stories and Marvin Newkirk, Game Show Host.
"Welcome to the second round of Family Feud," said the pudgy host. "I'm still Marvin Newkirk. If you're joining us late, we have the Possibles and the Lipskys competing. The Lipskys have won the first round handsomely."
He walked over to stage left where the Possibles are standing behind a team podium. "I'm sure the Possibles want a chance for a tie."
The Possible family cheered in response. Kim hopped up and down.
Marvin walked over to a camera and whispered into his microphone, "I love it when we have cheerleaders on the show."
The host then walked quickly down the stage to the smaller podium, calling, "Let's get this round going!"
In response, James Possible and Drew Lipsky joined him at the podium.
"I understand you two went to college together," said Marvin.
"Yeah, good times," smiled James.
"Maybe for you," frowned Drakken.
"Congratulations on the family, Drew," he gestured toward Flo. "You finally did it."
Shego was pretending to twist something in her hands when Drew looked over.
"Thanks," said Drew in a flat tone. "I haven't yet, but I apparently will."
"All right. Hands in place, please." Marvin pulled a card from an envelope, "We took an internet poll. The top answers are on the board."
He paused to breathe before he asked, "You have the ability to travel through time. Name the best way to defeat your enemy."
Both men hit their buzzers. The lights on the Lipsky side of the podium lit up.
"Drew?" asked Marvin.
"Travel to their pre-school and tease them until their spirit is broken!" Drew said, his eyes shining brightly.
The stage was silent. Most of the Lipsky team put their hands together slowly over and over, but no sound came from it. Shego had one hand on her forehead and then put her face down on their podium.
"Okay," said Marvin in an odd tone. He gestured at the board, "Show me pre-school."
A buzzing noise came over the sound system. The audience gave a collective sigh.
"James, you can take control if you match an answer." Marvin asked again, "Using time travel, the best way to defeat your enemy."
James rubbed his chin, "Stop his parents from meeting."
"That's effective," said Marvin. "Can we see pre-marital-divorce?"
The board changed to show that, of the five answers, the second down was 'Parents don't meet'. A bell sounded.
Marvin said, "Number two." He then asked James, "Would you like to play to finish the board, or pass it to the Lipskys?"
The audience and several of the Possible team shouted suggestions as James turned to his family.
James then said into the podium microphone, "We'll play."
James and Drew took their places back at the other podiums as Marvin walked up to Kim.
"Hey, Kim."
"Hi," Kim smiled.
"I need a way to defeat an enemy using time travel."
Kim pursed her lips in thought, "Find out what made him your enemy and stop that."
There was polite applause from her family, part of the audience and even Flo Lipsky.
Kim's mom said,"Nice, Kimmy."
The twins made faces.
Marvin nodded, "Kind of a diplomatic ploy. Prevent the emnity, not the person." He pointed at the board, "Is it up there?"
A buzzing noise came over the sound system. The audience gave a particularly long, collective sigh.
"You are one in a million, Kim," Marvin smiled. "That is the Possibles' first strike. Two more and the Lipskys get a chance to..." Marvin rubbed his chin a moment, gazing at the Lipskys thoughtfully, " steal."
He moved on the first twin, who was wearing a red shirt.
"Jim, is it?" asked Marvin.
"Maybe," the lad smiled.
Marvin smiled back, "Defeat an enemy using Time Travel."
"Kill his mom, before he's born," he made a motion with both of his arms as though he were firing an invisible rifle.
"I think I saw that in a movie once," commented Marvin. "Is it up there?" he called to the board.
The board changed to show that the top answer was 'Kill Parents'. A bell sounded.
"Number one answer," Marvin on to 'Tim.' "How would you use time travel to defeat an enemy?"
The boy grinned, "Use future technology on him."
"Some fancy gadgets," Marvin said slowly. "A futuristic shopping spree before the battle."
Marvin asked the board, "Future stuff?"
The board changed to reveal 'Future Technology'. Bells rang and the entire left side of the stage lit up. The Possibles all congratulated each other on winning the round.
Okay, that's what I have.
This will be my first Hiatus.
(Assuming this parody is ever finished).