Disclaimer: This story is based upon characters created by Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle for Disney. Merv Griffin created Family Feud. I created Flo Ming, who appears in my 'So Much Later' stories and Marvin Newkirk, Game Show Host.
"Welcome back, everyone," said Marvin Newkirk. "To a special Kim Possible edition of the Family Feud." He wandered around the stage, dabbing a handkercheif on his face,
"I am your host, Marvin Newkirk." He gestured stage right, "The Lipskys have won the first round."
Team Lipsky applauded, as did the audience.
Marvin spun to the other side, "The Possibles won round two."
The Possibles cheered gleefully while the audience increased it's applause.
Marvin walked over to the podium under the display board, "Let's settle this in round three."
At his cue, Kim and Motor Ed walked to meet him at that podium.
"I believe you two have met," the host smiled.
"A few times," Kim said flatly.
"Fun times," smiled the large man, "eh, Red?
"Sort of."
"Complex relationships." Marvin sighed.
"All right. Hands in place, please." He pulled a card from an envelope, "We took an internet poll. The top answers are on the board."
He paused to breathe before he asked, "Name something every villian needs."
Each of them hit their buzzer. The lights on the Possible side of the podium lit up.
"Kim?"
Kim chewed on her lip, "A plan."
Marvin thought that over, "Makes sense." He turned to the board.
He glanced back at Kim, "Often very complicated plans."
"Oh yes," Kim agreed fervently.
The board changed to show the answer 'Evil Plot'. A bell sounded. It was at the top.
Marvin turned back to Kim. "Pass or play?"
The audience and several of the Possible team shouted suggestions as Kim turned to her family.
Kim was thoughtful. Then she smiled, "We're going to pass, Marvin."
Kim and Ed took their places again as Marvin walked up to Shego.
"So Shego," the host said. "What does every villian need?"
"The tools of the trade," Shego said it as though it were the most natural thing in the world.
"Tools," Marvin repeated. "Like a hammer?"
"More like weapons and lockpicks."
All the Lipskys applauded politely.
Marvin pointed at the board, "Tools."
A buzzing noise came over the sound system. The audience gave a collective sigh.
"Sorry, Shego." Marvin moved down. "Flo, What does every villian need?"
"Therapy," she smiled. "I'm only joking."
Laughter did come from the audience.
Shego glared at her.
"Henchmen," said Flo once the laughter was through.
"Hired help," Marvin agreed. "Show me henchmen."
The board changed to show the answer 'Henchmen'. A bell sounded. It was listed second from the bottom.
Marvin turned back to Flo, "It's on the board. Say, Flo. I forgot to ask before. Are you in the," he looked over her team a moment, "family business?"
Flo glanced at Shego and smiled, "Actually, I work for Kim."
Shego made a face and tried to hide a groan.
The Possibles giggled.
"Very interesting," Marvin said as he walked back up to Mrs. Lipsky. "Can you tell me something that every villain needs?"
Mama thought carefully, "Well, everybody needs a place to live."
Her team clapped. Several said, "Good answer."
"A house?"
"Well, a hideout, I guess."
"All right." Marvin addressed the board, "Hideout."
The board changed to show the answer 'Secret Lair'. A bell sounded. It was listed at the bottom.
"Very good," said Marvin. "All right, Dr. Drakken, something that every villain needs."
Drakken said, "An evil laugh."
The team clapped.
"Villains do laugh a lot," agreed Marvin. "I'm not sure it's a job requirement." He turned to the board, "Lets see some laughing!"
The board changed to show the answer 'Evil Laugh'. A bell sounded. It was listed near the top.
"The number two answer." Marvin moved down. "So, Ed, one answer left on the board."
"You gotta have a ride," said Ed. "Something with a huge amount of horsepower and all-terrain drive for any sort of getaway!"
Once the rambling had ceased, Marvin said, "All right." He shouted to the board, "Do we have a getaway car?"
A buzzing noise came over the sound system. The audience gave a collective sigh.
"Sorry, Ed, no ride."
"That's bogus, Dude."
"That's also your second stike. One more and the Possibles can steal."
The Possible family were now in a huddle.
"Back to you, Shego," said Marvin.
Shego licked her lips, "Talent."
"Talent?" repeated Marvin.
"Otherwise they'd never get anywhere."
"That's a point." Marvin gestured at the board, "Talent?"
A buzzing noise came over the sound system. Team Possible excitedly stepped back up to their podium.
"All right, Possibles." Marvin stepped up to meet Mrs. Dr. Possible. "For the game. Name something that every villain needs."
"A theme," Ann smiled.
"A theme song?"
"No. A schtick. Like mad science, monkeys, or golf."
"Ah, that kind of theme." Marvin addressed the board. "Is it there?"
Team Possible were holding hands and crossing fingers
The board changed to show the answer 'Gimmick'. A bell sounded. More bells rang and the entire left side of the stage lit up. The Possibles all jumped and cheered. The audience applauded.
Even Flo gave a woop, before Shego held a glowing hand in front of her.
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Hey, the good guys had to win.
Thanks for all the reviews!
MrDrP: That moment might be the main reason I wrote this. I think the funny part is everyone's reaction. I merely took his answer from ASIT (Duh).
Oh, depending on further reaction, I might do the Stoppables verses Team Go.
I'm not sure Shego will like appearing twice though. :-)
I'm also running out of survey questions.
cl: I actually wrote first two chapters again with 'Grandpa Bart' Lipsky from "Rewriting History", but I decided Flo's funnier. (I've found that a dark part of me likes watching Shego suffer).
John Steppenwolf : When I think of Fued, I think of Dawson. would have called him by name, but it's against Fanfic rules. (Yeeaaah, lawyers)