I was just chilling out in my room one night with my cousin and while toying around with rhyming words, this one just popped out of my head. It took me about three hours to get it the way I wanted it though. But trust me, it sounds better this way than the way I originally had it organized.

"Fear Me!"

I am the great Thief King!
Of me, even pirates sing!
I am strong and wealthy,
Physically fit and healthy.

Make fun, and you'll get bashed.
Threaten me, and you'll get thrashed.
You'll scream and beg,
As I bend and break your leg.

I'll kill you if I must.
For it's really your blood for which I lust.
And after kicking your royal rump,
I'll deposit your body in the nearest dump.

Yes, I know, I'm twisted and sick.
But don't test me, for with my blade, I am quick.
So fear me one and all,
Because soon, you'll all be answering deaths call.
((Maniacal laughter))

By: Yami-Bakura

Ya know, I actually pictured Bakura throwing the Pharaoh's body onto a garbage barge when I wrote the line: I'll deposit your body in the nearest dump. Not that I think Bakura'd actually get away with it...
Yami: What were you saying about dumping my body in a dump?
P.Q. : Uh-oh! (Takes off running...)
Yami: Come back here!
P.Q. : Please reviewwwww! Ahhhhh! Thank youuuu!