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Christine

So I can't even believe it, that my childhood sweetheart was here. I mean it's crazy and amazing. So he is asking me out to dinner but I gotta say I shouldn't but I really want to go. I started to change and when I was just about to leave the angel of music, I mean the Angel of Music starts singing to me!

"Insolent boy, this slave of fashion! Ignorant fool this brave young suitor!"

"Angel I hear you…."

"Flattering Child….I am your angel of music…Come to the angel of music!"

So then I go through the mirror and the Angel of Music is the Phantom of the Opera! I mean this is crazy. Insane. But I swear I can't move and he leads me through the catacombs.

Singing going on

So we finally get to where we had been going and I think it was his home. Anyway there is an organ and drapes and a bunch of candles. I mean there was more stuff than I could count. But I was singing at that time and it is hard for me to count and sing at the same time. But we're singing and it's so romantic there and he practically prepossesses marriage. Could you believe it? Marriage to me and I think I faint because I just black out after that.

Then I wake up in this crazy comfy swan bed with this little monkey playing "Masquerade, Masquerade." I don't see the Angel anywhere so I go looking for him and he is there playing the organ. So I go over to him and I talk for a second. But then I pull off his mask and he EXPLODES! I mean with a face like that he should explode. I mean it was crazy horrible. It was so messed up I can't even describe it. He explodes and starts calling me a demon, a viper, a bitch and cursing me off which was just mean and stupid. I mean it wasn't my fault that his face was really, really messed up. But he cools off and we're cool and he takes me back to the Opera House. Well I find out that the place is really messed up and the Angel wants me to be the Countess in Il Muto but I have to play the pageboy because everyone is in love with Carlotta. And I know the Phantom is gonna be mad about it…

So the show has started and Carlota is all gloat-y but the Phantom breaks out during the performance. Boy is he MAD .First he yells about how the new managers didn't listen to him. Then he disappears. Suddenly Carlota starts practically gagging on stage going "Whoa, moo", and "Ekk" and the whole audience just explodes. They all smash out laughing and the managers run down and they say that I will start playing the part of the Countess in ten minutes and poor Maestro has to play the ballet from stupid Act III.

But when I'm getting changed the Phantom actually hangs some poor man on stage, in the middle of the ballet. So I'm like I have to find Raoul and hide. So I grab him and bring him to the roof. While we're up there he says he loves me, and I'm amazed and I want to get engaged right away. So I thought the coast was clear and we headed back down to the opera house.

Three months later…

I mean its sooo cool, you wouldn't believe it. I mean it's the New Year and everyone is going to the masquerade! Raoul and I are engaged but I haven't seen my Angel in sooo long, but I don't want him to know I'm engaged because he'd get angry. But Raoul wants me to tell everyone and I don't. So the Masquerade starts, and Raoul and I are dancing and it is just plain so nice, but then the Angel appears. I'm scared and happy at the same time and go up to him. But I mean really angry. I mean Really Angry. He has been writing an Opera for three months and gives it to the managers. Then he disappears and Raoul goes after him. I don't see Raoul again till much later and he won't leave me alone. So I have to sneak out the next morning to my father's grave. And it is so sad and sooo gloomy. I am so sad that I lost my Angel and my father who sent him. I mean it was so depressing to loose people like that. But I get even more sad and depressed as I move toward my father's grave. But when I get there I hear singing. It's like the Angel of the music followed me there…