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Phantom

This is so damned fked-up. I have taught Christine everything but she doesn't even give a damn for me. I keep trying and trying to just show her I love her and she just tosses me out! Can you even believe that, can you? I just think it's fking crazy, just fking crazy. But anyway I try to show myself to her again and win her over and who the damn shows up but that Bastard Raoul.

Can't he just disappear or die already? What right does he have to her anyways? None! He only fell in love with her after he heard her sing! I think that is such a load of bullshit. So I mean to deal with this bastard but some how he gets the upper hand, which is just shitting me. And Christine, CHRISTINE for Christ's sake, decides to step in and ride off with the little fker. By then I was more depressed than you could imagine, seriously. Really I had to get revenge…I just had to….

So the shitty managers finally are gonna put on my awesome opera. And it's about time. And I have a nice wicked surprise in store for the finally. But I will have to knockout some of the competition to get my place. The lead I'm supposed to get, goddamn Piangi that fat assed sell out who Carlotta loves is supposed to play Don Juan! What the hell? I mean who could be the least like Don Juan! He's fat! Don Juan's fking cunning and charming! But boy, will the finally be good…

So after I've nabbed my spot on stage I go after my leading lady. Boy, I am in love with her. I'm just sooo in love with her. Onstage in front of everybody I beg her for her love and you can't even imagine what she does to me! ME! She, that bitch, pulls of my mask and wig and shows my face off to the goddamned world!

She shows me off for them to point and shoot at me. I just hate her. She just completely betrayed me to everyone! But my surprise finally is due. I hacked the chandelier's rope and let it fall on those phony bastards who wanted to laugh at me. I let that goddamn opera house burn to the ground. I nabbed Christine and I dragged her back with me, I was so angry. I was so angry, depressed and betrayed. I thought "let her be tortured like me," she deserved it. You know what? She acted like I had broken her heart! You know she was mad at me, can you believe that. Can you? So what happens but her little lover shows up. Well this time I have him where I want him, and that is hanged.

So I tell her, "So do you end your days with me, or do you send him to his grave!" I couldn't help my self, I had to give the rope an extra little tug. And can you believe it but now she says she hates me. Then she comes over to me praying to god she doesn't puke or something and she kisses me….

And it just makes me feel so humane and so depressed. I let them go and tell them never to speak of this and to forget me. Before Christine leave she gives me her wedding ring. But I decide to leave everything behind leave the opera; to just exist somewhere else in solitude, alone. And boy did it kill me…

The end.

Well, that's it, please r/r! My apologies for those who think this is OFC, but we try. Hey! We had a due date and I believe in original work, no revision! (shh! that's not true at all) Alright, I'm done rambling, now please! Tell me what you think! You know I wanna know what you guys think of this, good and bad! Bring it on!