OKay...so this story is based on a roleplay between me and my friend. SO I hope ya like it...

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha and though I wish I did, do not ever plan on owning it. So there.

Inuyasha: Yeah! Your morons!

Kagome: Don't call people morons! It's not right!

Inuyasha: Well saying she owns it and assuming isn't a good thing!growls

Kagome SIT! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIIIITT!inuyasha falls to ground in pain

Me: Umm...Yeah. So there...I don't own Inuyasha. The Gr8 Rumiko Takahashi-Sama does...

Oh and just so ya know if a person comes in named "Corinne" that is my friend and "Char" is me..So..yeah...

Chapter 1: Exciting Love

(In a forest 2 miles from Sango's village. Sango is in a hotspring. This is after a previous battle.)

Sango: (sighs) I really need to bring the accessories to fix my boomerang on the go. I can't keep returning to my

village to fix my Hiraikotsu after every battle. It wastes more time than needed to try and rescue Kohaku.

Kirara:(meows)

Naraku:(looking through Kanna's mirror at his castle and cackles) And that, Sango, is where you will die.

Sango: Miroku...you better not be peeping.

Miroku:Damn it...

Sango:(throws a pebble at Miroku)

Kirara:(meows then growls at Miroku)

Miroku:(sucks rock up using Wind Tunnel) Ha!

Sango:(tosses boulder at him)

Miroku:Da-mn...(passes out)

Inuyasha: Idiot.(glares comically at Miroku)

Kagome:(walks into spring and joins Sango) So where will we go now?

Inuyasha:(facing away from them, forcing himself not to look)

Sango: My village so I can fix my hiraikotsu.

Kirara:(growls)

Sango: What is it? AHHHH!(notices Inuyasha) NOT ANOTHER MIROKU! DAMN PERVERTS!(throws a rock at

him)

Inuyasha:(turns around to begin arguing but freezes) Urk...

Kagome:(big eyes an sinks under water)

Shippou:(runs toward Sango's voice while holding a rubber ducky -courtesy of Kagome)

Inuyasha:(begins blushing and coughing erratically at the sight of Kagome's breasts then turns around quickly)

Kikyo: (steps into spring, naked, like the other girls) Hello everybody.

Everyone:(looks at Kikyo confusingly)

Kikyo:(looks back at them all) What? It 's not only your hotspring, ya know. I have the free will to take a relaxing rest just

as ya all do. Besides, I figured today will be the day I don't hate ya all and instead get along with ya all. (splashes a

mist of water on her face and stands up to rinse her legs. As she does this, she makes it look all sexy as she adds a

fews looks at Inuyasha adding a few looks at her)

Inuyasha:(quickly turns around gaping) K-Kikyo!

Kagome: (glares at Kikyo and Inuyasha while head is still underwater up to neck)

Miroku:(wakes up to the site of all the girls naked in the spring) Am I in heaven?(smirks as he joins them in the

hotspring)

Shippou:(jumps out from underwater and into Miroku's face) Nope.

Miroku:(sighs) I thought so..(sees Kikyo then rushes up to her and grabs her hand) Will you bear my child?

Inuyasha: YOUR CHILD!

Miroku: Yes. She has to tell me yes or no.(looks wide-eyed at Kikyo)

Kikyo: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but-

Miroku: Not again...(sighs and looks up at the treetops) WHY DO GIRLS HATE ME!

Kikyo: It isn't that I hate you...I actually thought you were cute but I can't because I am nothing but a dead woman made

from dirt and clay.(looks at the dirt)And dirt and clay can't have sex with a person, now can they?

Sango, Shippou,Kagome, Inuyasha, and Naraku at his castle looking through Kanna's mirror: (eyes widen in shock as

they all gasp)

Kikyo:(silence)

Miroku:Oh..I guess not.(walks out of spring and gets dressed) Why can't it ever be yes..

Kagome: She probably would've said yes if she were still alive since she is the village whore. Wench..

Kikyo: Who ya callin' a whore? Ya slut! (glares at Kagome)

Kagome: (glares back at Kikyo) Wench.

Inuyasha: That's my word bitch!(glares at Kagome)

Kagome: Inuyasha...OSUWARI! Your not supposed to be looking at me naked!

Inuyasha:(crashes to ground)

Sango:But I said yes Miroku! Am I not good enough? Is everything ya said to me about you loving me and all that stuff,

was it a lie?(tears form in eyes)

Kagome: Shimata Miroku! Your making her cry!(throws pebble at him)
Miroku: You said yes but ya never told me that!(runs back and goes next to her in the spring still wearing his robes)

I-I..Sango, I am so sorry and I love you so much!(hugs her)

Shippou:(gasps in shock) Miroku apologized!

Kagome:(gasps) Oh my Buddha!

Inuyasha:(gets up from ground and has a sweatdrop as he looks ar both Shippou and Kagome then faces toward

Miroku) Whadda prick..

Kikyo:(sighs) I wish Inuyasha wou-

Kagome:(turns toward Kikyo and yells at her) CAN IT BITCH!(flames form in background)

Inuyasha:(sweatdrop)

Miroku:So..(turns toward Inuyasha) Inuyasha...what are you going to do?

Inuyasha: (confused look) Huh?

Kikyo and Kagome: WHAAAAAAAT?

Inuyasha: I'm gonna go out with...(thinks for a moment)

Char/Me:(enters and coughs the words) Ses-sho-ma-ru.

Inuyasha:(looks strangely back at Char then turns back around)...Kagome.

Kagome:( bubbly background) R-Really!

Miroku:Awooo! Go half-breed!

Kikyo:(pouts) Shimata Kagome...

Naraku: Now is my chance to get Kikyo! Alright!

Sesshomaru:(eyes turn red with anger as he looks at Char) How DARE you assume that I, Sesshomaru, would go

out with that STUPID HALF-BREED! (tries to kill Char)

Char:(attempt fails) Haha I win. Ya know..I'm in charge of this roleplay and I can have you die if I want...so I wouldn't

push it if I were you, doggy boy.

Sesshomaru: You would threaten I, Sesshomaru?(hands begins glowing yellow)

Corinne:(walks over to him and whispers something in his ear)

Sesshomaru:(hand stops glowing as he stares and Char) You shall live today wench.

Corinne:(sighs with relief)

Sesshomaru:(glare)

Kagome:(dances around hotspring while naked) I'm dating Inuyasha! I'm dating Inuyasha!

Inuyasha:(smirks slightly as he looks at Kagome dance around naked)

Miroku:(looks peevishly at Kagome's-

Sango:(slaps Miroku) You are such an asshole Miroku!

Miroku:(only hears Sango say "asshole" because he was looking at Kagome so he quickly turns toward Sango) Are

you saying your ready to have sex now so you can bear my child?

Sango:(hits him in the head)Not that you baka!

Rin:(enters from forest) Sesshomaru-sama!

Sesshomaru:Rin, Ikuzo. No kazaa.

Rin: Hai!

Miroku: Then why did you say asshole?(confused)

Sango: I was calling you an asshole, baka.(sighs in disappointment)

Shippou: Kagome, whats an "asshole"?

Kagome: An asshole is an(Kagome gives a long dictionary-like definition)

Shippou and Inuyasha: (swirly eyes from confusion)

Sango:(veins pop from Miroku's stupidity)

Miroku:Please forgive me Sango for being so stupid and uncaring...(bows on ground)

Kagome:(sweatdrop)

Kikyo:That's my reincarnation.(smirks)

Sesshomaru: ...(confused sweatdrop)

Rin:(looking at Seshomaru) ?

Inuyasha:How would YOU know all that Kagome?(looks at Kagome who is still in the hotspring with Kikyo and Sango

naked)

Kagome:(keels over) Because I have and study my dictionary at home.

Shippou: Dictionary?

Kagome:Its a book that has the meanings of words and their languages and stuff like that.

Shippou:Oh.(looks at a blue butterfly flying by)

Sango:(glares over at Inuyasha then at Miroku)

Miroku:(sparkly eyes) May we bear my child now Sango?

Sango:(eyes widen in surprise)

Kagome and Shippou:(silently rooting Sango on behind Miroku's back)

Inuyasha:Pff...Like she's gonna say yes

Sango: ...(an hour later) Fine then...Yes Miro-sama.

Kagome and Shippou:(cheer)

Inuyasha:(keels over dead from shock)

Jaken:(trots over to Char) Would you bear mine?

Sesshomaru:(confusingly surprised look at Jaken)

Char:(takes Sesshomaru's sword and kills herself with it because of Jaken)

Sesshomaru:(points out that she"killed" herself with Tenseiga)

Corinne: Damn. She didn't die. (pouts in disappointment)

Char: HEY! I HEARD THAT!(vein pops from anger)

Corinne: (in Inuyasha-wannabe voice) Big deal!

Jaken: But...Char!(takes Tokijin from Seshomaru and kills self with it while wailing) I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUU!

Sesshomaru: Finally! That annoying voice will be no more.

Jaken:(says with last strength) H-How could you...Lord Sesshomaru...(dies)

Sesshomaru:Because I can and did.(smirks)

Sango and Miroku:(leave into forest)

Kagome:(sees inuyasha looking at her) OSUWARI BOY!

Inuyasha:(crashes to ground) Damn it all!

Kikyo:(starts standing up) Why,Inuyasha, I would gladly

Kagome:(shoves Kikyo underwater) Can it!

Kohaku:(appears from woods, not under Naraku's control, for now...) Where's my sister?

Kagome:(eyes widen) Um..heh heh...Miroku and her are on a few...errands...Heh..

Shippou:I think they could be getting food...(hinks about rice balls for a moment) yummy...

Kohaku:Oh..okay then..I'll just wait.(joins in the spring also)

Sango and Miroku: (obscene, distracting grunts and noises from forest)

Inuyasha:(sweatdrop and buggy eyes) That must be one hell of a demon...

Kohaku: But I thought you said they were on errands?(confused)

Kagome:(looks at Inuyasha with buggy eyes) I-i think they also mentioned a bit of training too.R-Right Inuyasha?

Inuyasha:Umm..Yeah...(sweatdrop)

Kohaku:Oh...(still a little confused)

Shippou:(not getting the point) Shouldn't we be helping them though?

Kikyo,Inuyasha, and Kagome: NO!

Kikyo: and Char(who is also in the hotspring):(bad mind images form in their heads) Eww...Gross...

Kagome and Corinne: Uhh...(mind images also as they both shiver)

Sesshomaru:(shouts into forest) Get 'er Monk!

Kagome:(jumps up out of water and slaps Sesshomaru)

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru:(gawks at Kagome's breasts) Daaaaaaaamn.

Shippou:(imagining a big, ugly snakes demon or other) How horrible! Poor Miroku and Sango!

Inuyasha:(bonks Shippou on the head) Don't ruin the scene kid!

Kagome:(notices Inuyasha and Sesshomaru looking at her as she looks down)Ehhh...heh...

Sesshomaru:(red face)

Kagome:(dives back into spring underwater)

Inuyasha:(FINALLY, decides to join the others in the hotspring except Sesshomaru)

Kagome:(comes up from underwater) Finally you join us, Inuyasha.(smiles)

Kohaku:(still confused)

Kikyo:(goes over to Inuyasha and speaks in a sexy voice) So, ho ya doin' big boy?(rubs lips across his cheek)

Inuyasha:(blushes) Er...(moves between Kagome and Kikyo as there is several moments of silence only broken by

grunts and screaming of pleas in the forest) Ah hell!(puts arms around both Kikyo and Kagome) Plenty to go around.

Kagome:(hops onto Inuyasha's lap possessively)

Kikyo:Move it bitch!(hops into his lap as the two girls begin fighting over him and not realizing they're on top of him

causing him to drown)

Inuyasha:(bubbles go above water)

Kagome and Kikyo:(still fighting)

Shippou: You guys! Your drowning Inuyasha!(yells at the girls)

Corinne,Kohaku and Char:(watching the whole thing from the hotspring while munching on popcorn)

Kohaku:(yawns, gets out of spring, gets dressed, an goes back to Naraku's castle and goes under Naraku's control

again)

Kagome and Kikyo: (gasp in horror) OH NOOOOOO!

Meanwhile at Naraku's castle

Naraku: I'll steal that wench Kikyo and make her pay for trying to kill me!(laughs manically)

Kanna: Umm..May I go play with Kohaku?(asks in a shy voice)

Kagura:(shocking face) She has spoken! And shyly,too!

Naraku:Whatever.Just be home before night so we can go steal Kikyo!

Kagura:Don't you mean "kidnap"?(replies as a smart-ass)

Naraku:Umm...yeah...sure..

Kohaku:(looks at Naraku in disgrace) C'mon Kanna. Let us go burn ants.(holds out hand to Kanna)

Kanna:(smiles) Okay.(takes Kohaku's hand as they both leave)

Kagura:(shocked face again) She s-smiled!

Kanna and Kohaku:(yell) BYE!

Naraku:Righhhhttt...(looks at Kagura in disgrace) You seriously need to get a life...

Kagura: I have one, but it isn't any good if I am under your control now is it?(replies as a smart-ass again)

Naraku:(forgets) Oh..yeah..That's right...sorry..

Kagura: I want mashed potatoes!(smiles and jumps up an down like a little kid)

Naraku:(confused glare at Kagura) Ooooookkaaayyy...

Back at the hotsprings

Kagome:(pulls Inuyasha out of the water ,still naked, to Kikyo's dismay) Inuyasha! Wake up!

Corinne and Char:(wide-eyed as they watch the drama in excitement still eating popcorn, now faster)

Kagome: Inuyasha...wake up!(she tries to wake him as they all hear more continuous noises and grunts from the

forest where Miroku and Sango are having sex)

Shippou:(still doesn't get it as he looks back at Inuyasha unconscious)

Inuyasha:(spits up water and then jumps up) HA! You bakas thought I was dead!

Kagome:(dead silence as three veins pop)...OSUWARI!

Sorry this chapter isn't too funny, but this is my first major so-called story. I hope ya like it and trust me, it gets funnier and more romantic.

Japanese Glossary:

(Osuwari) means "SIT"

(Shimata) means "Damn you"

(Baka) means "Idiot"

(Sama) at the end of a name on Japan, its a high honor meaning "Lord"

(Ikuzo. No kazaa.) Basically, he's saying,"C'mon. Let's get going."

(Hai) means "Yes"

By the way..if much isn't written it because I am concentrating on my work and high school, but I won't forget about you..