Well..it has been a year since my last posting...High School is so rough...I don't have the time...but I promise more will be posted quicker this time! MWAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: i still don't own INuyasha or any characters besides me aand my friend considering it is my roleplay...All characters besides the one's mentioned belong to Rumiko Takashi-sensei. Got it?
So...we left off at Miroku and Sango having sex, Naraku planning to kidnap Kikyo, and Inuyasha finishing getting sat for playing dead. Oh, and "Rinne" is my friend Corinne, Char is me/Charlotte
still at the hotsprings
Kikyo: (looks at Inuyasha underwater from where Kagome sat him) Inuyasha! Don't fall for that bitch! She doesn't
deserve you! She is so horrible to you! I love you! Me! (kisses his cheek)
Kagome: NO! She is dead and worth nothing! Choose me Inuyasha! I can make your wildest dreams come true...
(gets into a sexy outfit and rubs her leg while speaking in a sexy voice) See? I am so sexy and I will grant your
wishes..
Kikyo: (changes her voice to sexy and pushes her top down a little and takes Inuyasha's finger and places it along her
breast line) I can make your fantasies a reality...
Inuyasha: (blushing like crazy at them both and drooling)
Sesshoumaru: (looks around then stares at both of the girls and drools while staring at their bodies and whispers to
himself) Their hot..
Kikyo: (turns to Kagome) BACK OFF!
Kagome:(yells at her) NO! YOU!
----The girls fight for 2 hours, not noticing everyone else-----
Inuyasha, Shippou: (both are asleep next to a rock in the water)
Sesshoumaru: (vein pop) Their arguing is giving me a headache and it is a nuisance...(pulls the two apart) KNOCK
IT...OFF!
Naraku: Alas I have my Kikyo! (picks up Kagome mistaking her for kikyo and runs off with her)
Sesshy,Kikyo: Oo (sweatdrop)
Inuyasha: Kagome!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...(1 hour later) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (dramatic but tired toned)
Shippou: (sweatdrop) O.o"
Miroku: (stumbles over pulling on clothes) Who screamed! Who's fucking who! (looks around and sees Sesshy still
holding Kikyo, then gasps)
Inuyasha: Where the fuck is Sango!
Miroku: O.O K-Kikyo...you d-did it with Sesshomaru! And not me!
Sesshomaru:...(eyes tear up a little)...SHE RAPED ME WHEN I WAS THIRTY! (drops her and runs away)
Inuyasha: K-KIKYO! YOU DID! (shocked)
Kikyo: (thinks back) OH! YEAH! I really love your brother, not you.
Inuyasha: WHAT! ALL THIS 50 YEARS SHIT FOR NOTHING!
Kikyo: Ahh...yep.(nods head) But your the only thing closest to him so..I chose you...I always thought you were kinda
annoying...but oh well..
Inuyasha: You...YOU BITCH! You only wanted me because I reminded you of the stupid-ass, bastard of a brother,
Sesshoumaru!
Kikyo: Exactly! Your not as stupid as I thought you were! (laughs)
Kagome: (kicks Naraku in the balls ((though I didn't know he had any..)) and returns back to everyone then scoffs at
Inuyasha) Gee...that sounds familiar...
Kikyo: (smirks evilly)
Shippou: (confused over everything)
Kohaku: (returns) Miroku! Where the hell is my sister! And...why are you almost naked!
Miroku: Uhh..because I...(runs back into forest)
Kohaku: WAIT! (chases after him)
Kikyo: (stops Kohaku by shooting in arrow at him and pinning him by his clothes to a tree, then sighs in relief)
Shippou: (still confused...as always)
Sesshoumaru: (comes back to the springs from crying and stands by a tree)
Kikyo: I love you dear Sesshy-sama! (huggles him)
Rin: Back off sister! (pushes Kikyo, even though she's 10, outta the way) ..I love you like a father Sesshoumaru-sama!
Everyone: (shocked)
Rin: (blushes)
Sesshoumaru: (thinking "What do I say..." )
Shippou, Rin, Kohaku: (go back to the rape thing between Sesshy/Kikyo) What's rat, rap, ...rape? (confusion)
Everyone: (shocked at the question the kids asked)
Sesshoumaru: Nothin you kids need to know... . (still thinking what to say to Rin's statement)
Naraku: (comes and mistakingly again kidnaps Kagome)
Inuyasha: I'll save you Kagome! (runs into forest and sees Miroku sticking his dick into Sango's vagina, shocked as
his face freezes) ... (leaves quickly, Sango and Miroku not even noticing him)
Kohaku: (still trapped to tree) Help...
Shippou: (still wondering what rape is)
Rin: Will you by adopted father, Sesshy-sama? Please? (begs and eyes sparkle)
Kikyo: (there is still noises coming from within the forest as Kikyou pulls out a yellow skittle) Mine! Yes my precious!
Mine! Taste the Rainbow! Taste it! Taste it I tell you! TASTE THE RAINBOW! (laughs maniacally)
Sesshy/Shippou/Rin/Kohaku/Char/Corinne: (confused)
Everyone left but Char and Rinne : What's a skittle?
Rinne: Um...chewy, fruit flavored candies.
Sesshy/Rin/kohaku/Shippou: (amazed) Ooooohhh... (looks at Char) What's candy?
Char: Sweet, sugary food! (looks at Rinne)
Rinne: (laughing like a psychotic, maniacal, crazed, crackheaded freak)
Everyone: (sweatdrop and confusion)
Char: I need pizza, a life, and a psych ward for giggle box (points to Rinne) over here. (sighs)
Sango/Miroku: (finish their sex as they put on their clothes and lay by each other) I am tired..
Kikyo: SKITTLES! (laughs crazily)
Inuyasha: (Suddenly falls asleep when outta nowhere, Menomaru's moths pollute the air near him with sleeping
powder)
Menomaru: ( at his lair looking through his leaf at Inyasha dropping to the ground) His body is divine! (yells girly) I
MUST have sex with him! Teehee. (sticks out tongue and winks)
Shippou/Rin: (help Kohaku get free from the tree)
All the kids: (sit down and enjoy some riceballs Kagome left in her backpack sitting by the hotspring) Yum! .
Rin: Well? Sesshy-sama...adoption or not? (takes a bite and a piece of rice sticks to her cheek)
Kirara: (mews as she licks the rice from Rin's face and then begins talking) Where is my dear owner, Sango?
(worried expression)
Sesshy/Rin/Shippou/Char/Rinne/Kohaku: O.O You..YOU TALK!
Sesshy: (still doesn't know what to say to Rin)
Shippou: K-Kirara..You can talk? Why didn't you say anything before?
Kirara: Pff...'course I can talk! You can, abrakuduh! I didn't want to bring attention to myself. Now where is Sango?
Kohaku: (leaves and returns to Naraku's castle)
Rin: So...Sesshoumaru-sama..father, yes or no? (still waiting)
Sesshoumaru:...very well...
Rin: Yay! I love you daddy! (huggles him)
---at Naraku's castle--
Kagome: (being ass-raped by Naraku) Ah-No-STOP-NOOO!
Inuyasha: (still sleeping, twitch as he wakes up) NO! KAGOME!
Kagome: What? I'm right here.
Inuyasha: (sighs then runs and hugs her)
Kagome: Inu..yasha..(hugs back)
Everybody: Aww...how sweet..
Inuyasha: (wakes up again, for real) No...Kagome! (runs quickly to Naraku's castle and saves Kagome before she can
get ass-raped by Naraku) I've got you Kagome!
Kagome: (hugs Inuyasha tightly) Inuyasha..(both arrive in the ((ahem))... forest) Inuyasha..(nervous tone)
Inuyasha: Kagome-chan...(approaches)
---back at Naraku's castle--
Kagura/Kohaku: (stuffing faces with mashed potatoes) Mrf..glomph..mgwarah
Kohaku: Mfs mish mngoon. (this is good)
Kagura: (nods) Mryef misf mish. (yes it is.)
Kanna: (holding up her mirror and checking/straightening her hair as she hears someone approach and hastily
turns mirror around and holds it straight, while thinking "Is my hair straight enough?")
Naraku: (playing chess with Kaede) So..if I win, your sister's hand of marriage is mine?
Kaede: Correct, but if I win, you must free Kohaku and every innocent person you have kidnapped. (both shake
hands in agreement.)
---back at hotspring---
Rin: Daddy, can we get some food? (stares at Sesshoumaru)
Sesshomaru: (slightly smug look) Very well, hun...
Jaken's head: F-father? Hun! DADDY!
Sesshomaru: (gives the decaying, yet still alive Jaken head a killer glare)
Jaken: (squeaks and head shrinks to an inch in size)
Rin: Daddy! (huggles him)
Sesshoumaru: Daughter...(hugs her back)
Jaken: (sighs)
Shippou, Char, Rinne,Miroku: How cute! .
Sango, Kirara: Riiiiggghhhhttt...--
---In the deep forest--
Inuyasha: Here we go..(he inserts his dick into Kagome)
Kagome: (moans loudly)
--30 minutes later--
Kagome:...Inuyasha...?
Inuyasha: Nani?
Kagome: I..must be with..someone else.
Inuyasha:...O.O You what?
Kagome: I..I want Myouga!
Inuyasha: (sees her eyes glazed over) ! MYOUGA!
Kagome: (slaps her neck as Myouga falls down)
Myouga: Uh oh..
Inuyasha/Kagome: (chase after Myouga) Get back here!
Myouga: (hopping away) I'm sorry!
Inuyasha/Kagome: (flaming background as they catch him)
Myouga: Please give the old one a second chance! (tearful eyes)
Shippou: Yeah! My pa always said we should be kind to our elders!
Inuyasha: How-? When-? When did you get here!
Shippou: Uh..(makes an excuse) Just a minute ago..
Inuyasha: (dark satanic background) You weren't..you didn't see..
Shippou: (throws self on ground) I am so sorry-Inuyasha, Kagome, I didn't- (Inuyasha hits him) WHACK!
---by the hotsprings--
Rinne: (playing tic-tac-toe with Char) I place the O in the middle.
Char: I place my X in the upper right corner..
Sango: (sighs) I need wine..
Kirara: I need spaghetti..
Miroku: I need a honey with sweet buns...(scoots next to Rinne)
Rinne: (vein pop) GET AWAY!
Sango: (flaming background as she knocks him in the head with her hiraikotsu)
Kirara/Char: (sighs in disappointment) He never learns...
---At Naraku's Castle--
Naraku: Ha! I win! (looks at Kaede evilly)
Kaede: Very well...my sister's hand is yours.
Naraku: (jumps up and down) HOORAY! I'm getting married! I'm getting married! (sings joyfully)
Kikyo: (arrives hastily) WHAT! KAEDE, I AM NOT A BETTING TOOL!
Kaede: You are now. (smiles)
Naraku: Yes you are, my wife!
Kikyo: NOOOOOOOOO!
Naraku: Well let's prepare for the wedding (all giddy and stuff as he grabs her arm)
Kikyo: (summons spirit ryo) Hold him! (spirit ryo hold Naraku for a minute as Kikyo escapes)
Naraku: NO! (slices spirit ryo in half) Oh..Yummy dragon stew! (the spirit ryo pull themselves together and take off
after hearing the girly-voiced Naraku dragon stew comment)
Kaede: (is back in the forest watching the hot, wild sex between Kagome and Inuyasha while eating popcorn)
Naraku: (is so sad that he cooks more mashed potatoes for Kagura/Kohaku and turns happy) Yay! (begins making
Chicken Cordon Bleu for no reason)
Kagura and Kohaku: (fat and moaning on the floor)
Naraku: (delivers the mashed potatoes to them) Here!
Kagura and Kohaku: No more..(both throw up)
Naraku: (girly voice) Okay then...-
Kikyo: (comes back and switches cordon bleu with her skittle) Mine! Taste the rainbow instead! (throws skittle at
Naraku then takes off)
Naraku: Candy! (girl voice) Yay! (begins to eat as Kikyo's spirit ryo come and steal back the skittle) No! (cries)
----Back at forest--
Miroku and Sango: (hear erotic noises in forest) . (grossed out)
Sesshoumaru: (looks disgusted)
Rin: (clinging to Sesshoumaru's leg)
Shippou: (swims around happily)
Rinne: (watches everyone while ignoring the noises in the forest)
Char: (almost dead of boredom)
Rinne: (cheers cause Char is dead) Ding, Ding the bitch is dead, which old bitch, the wicked bitch!
Char: (sits up) I heard that! (takes out sword and stabs Rinne)
Rinne: (blocks with branch) Ha! What now, bitch! (unsheathes sword to kill Char with)
Sesshoumaru: It seems she is favoring the term "bitch" today a lot...
Sango/Shippou/Miroku/Kirara: (all nod)
Char: Let us fight, coward! (stands in stance position)
----Both fight for 1 hour----
Rinne: (lying on ground, stabbed and such then heals and cuts Char's body into pieces)
Sango: (grossed out) Eww..
Miroku: Let us go Sango..(both leave to sit by river bank and chat)
Char: (dead then pulls body together and gets up and yawns)
Shippou, Rin,Kirara: (all confused) Why were they fighting?
Sesshoumaru: Well,continue the sword fighting. It is quite amusing. (smirks)
Char: Were not you circus act! Got it! (gets all up in Sesshoumaru's face)
Rin: (sits and eats an onigiri made of Jaken parts an such) This is delicious!
Sesshoumaru: (disgusted) That is gross...even for me..
Shippou: (loss of appetite as he was about to eat some of Kagome's potato chips)
Char: Nasty...(displeased)
Rinne: ...(silence)
Sesshoumaru: Silence Char! Silence Corinne! (angry face and voice)
Char: (silence)
Rinne: But..I didn't say anything...(silent)
A Random Announcer: Its Time for...Find a new servant for Sesshoumaru!
Rinne: Me! Choose me! Me! I wanna! I love Sesshy! (jumps up and down holding a board with the words " Choose
Me" on it)
Sesshoumaru: (compares Rinne and Char) Silence..
Rinne: (big eyes and hands together)
Char: (just standing there picking her ear then flicking it away) ...
Sesshoumaru: (goes to bush and pulls out announcer and whispers to him)
Announcer: And Sesshoumaru's new servant is...Rinne!
Rinne: (jumps for joy and dances with Rin)
Char: (shrugs then picks her teeth and looks at the sky)
Sesshoumaru: (watches in silence)
Rinne: (turns chibi-ish so she is Rin's size and both cling to Sesshy's leg)
Rin and Rinne: (sparkly eyes at Sesshy with little hearts floating around)
Sesshoumaru: (ish used to it)
Char: (stares at them and rolls her eyes then looks at the sky again) Morons...
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Well..that's all for CHapter 2! Hope it was okay! PLease enjoy further chapters!
Japanese Dictionary:
Menomaru: he is an evil villian with poisonous moths from the 1st Inuyasha movie
Hiraikotsu: Sango's weapon. It is a giant boomerang made of demon bones.
Spirit Ryo: Kikyo's dragon spirits that bring her souls so she can "live."
Well C-ya next time! oh! Please review! Pwease! The writer, Charlotte