Homer's Crazy Adventure
Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons. All I own is the plotline and the spies. The FOX bashing in this fanfic isn't sanctioned by anyone in News Corporation. Please don't sue me.
Note: I copied and pasted the disclaimer. I know I may be stretching myself too thin but I just can't stop writing once I start. Please keep on reviewing. Enjoy!
Homer had made it to the airport. Homer yelled "Are there any tickets to New York City?" Then he slammed his fist on the table. The cashier said "No. There aren't." Homer got out his gun and pointed it directly at her. She said "Take him away boys." Homer wondered "What do you mean by that?" Two security guards came and lifted Homer. Or they would've, except he was too heavy. So they ended up kicking Homer in the back until he forced himself out. Homer jumped and ended up outside. He yelled "I had a gun!" One of the security guards threw it out to him. The other security guard yelled "You idiot!" Then the security guard whapped the other security one in the head. Meanwhile, Rupert Murdoch was still laughing. He fainted from lack of air soon after.
The spies' plane was still two hours away from landing. The FOX cameramen were still filming and they stopped at the Springfield Post Office to mail a tape to Murdoch.
About the gun, it was in "The Cartridge Family" episode of The Simpsons. Bye!