Homer's Crazy Adventure
Chapter 6
Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons. All I own is the plotline, the spies, and the cameramen. The FOX bashing in this fanfic isn't sanctioned by anyone in News Corporation. Please don't sue me.
Note: I'm back. Please review. Enjoy!
Homer got off the train at New York City. He beat a person walking by up and stole his clothes in order to disguise himself as a normal New York citizen but he then realized he was too fat to fit inside those clothes so he beat up a fat New York citizen and stole his clothes. They fit perfectly. He rode a bus to the News Corporation headquarters.
Meanwhile, Rupert Murdoch was still looking at the bank of monitors. He was also still laughing. Then he stopped and said "Little does he know the cameramen are taping everything he does. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Then he started laughing again.
Meanwhile, somebody knocked on the door at 742 Evergreen Terrace. They were the spies disguised as mechanics. Marge opened the door. She said "Who are you?" and was about to shut the door when one of the smart spies said "We're here to repair your sink." Then the dumb spy said "No we aren't. We're spies." Then the other smart spy said to Marge "He's crazy. He thinks we're spies." Then the dumb spy said "But we are spies. We work for Rupert Murdoch." Then one of the smart spies said "He has to go now. He has something important to do. And even if we were spies, we wouldn't sink that low." Marge said "I'm glad to hear that. See you later!"
Then the spies went inside their van and left the dumb spy in the middle of Bum Town. The fat spy said "Hello! Is anybody there?" Then the bums gather up on him in order to eat him. The fat spy ran as fast as he could.
Meanwhile, the smart spies rode off in their van back to 742 Evergreen Terrace.
My second-longest chapter in this fanfic. Bum Town also appeared in "The Day the Violence Died" episode. Bye!