Disclaimer: I want to own DBZ...but sadly I don't. I own a few of the movies on DVD though! *Goku grin*
Author's note: Should've put this up last chapter. There's a bit of cursing. I don't know if that really matters considering that around where I live the 7 year olds have fouler mouths than I do! *Sighs* In a way, that's kind of sickening
Chapter Two
A Dream of Nightmares
"I certainly thought so," Vegeta growled, lowering his hand, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to talk to Kakarot." With that, Vegeta walked past Garon, grabbed Kakarot's arm, and dragged him out of hearing distance.
Garon stared at him. Vegeta. It was just impossible...but there he was. Garon blinked as he realized what he had said just a minute ago, "His autograph?! Forget that, I want him to train me. Hell yeah!"
Vegeta glanced back at the boy, just to make sure he was staying put, then turned back to Kakarot, "So, what do you make of this?"
"I think it's cool that you have a fan, though I don't know why you wouldn't give him an autograph," Kakarot said, smiling and putting a hand behind his head.
Vegeta glared at him, "I meant about him just appearing out of no where! Don't you find that strange?!"
Kakarot looked up as he put a finger to the side of his chin, thinking, "Hmmmm, yeah it is a little strange. But-" he bent down, putting his hands on his hips and smiling, "does it really matter?" Not waiting for an answer, Kakarot walked back towards Garon, Vegeta staring.
Garon's eyes narrowed and Kakarot walked towards him, "Yeah, and what do you want?"
Kakarot grinned, "Lunch mainly."
Garon sighed as Vegeta began walking over, arms crossed over his chest, "Well boy, I guess the question is now, what are we going to do with you?"
Garon smiled, "Train me, I want to fly and blast things!"
Vegeta's eyes narrowed as Kakarot sweatdropped, "You can forget about that!"
"You have to train me, you're the best!"
Vegeta continued to glare, despite the compliment, "What part of no don't you understand, boy?!"
"The no part!"
"That's it! I'm leaving. You take care of him Kakarot!" With that, Vegeta rose up into the air and flew off.
"Hey, don't leave me with the saiyan garbage disposal!" Garon yelled, running after Vegeta, but it wasn't long before the saiyan was out of sight. Garon slowed to a stop, turned, and glared at the figure walking up towards him.
"I'm guessing you don't have anywhere to go? Well, you can stay at my home tonight!" Kakarot grinned.
"Great, stuck with the clueless wonder and his frying pan demoness from hell!" Garon muttered under his breath.
Jilla and Kira stared at the floor as the figure in front of them paced, "And you just couldn't say the third wish, could you? Had to run and make me Instantaneously Transport you back, allowing the Kai's ((A/n Just how do you spell that?)) to sense my power. Had to work quickly to silence them, I did," the figure looked down at the two, "What do you have to say for yourselves?"
Jilla looked up, swallowing, "We're not fighters, sir. We're thieves. We...we panicked."
The figure sighed, "Well, you do have a point...you most certainly aren't cut out for fighting, being as weak as you are. At least you were able to get the important wishes granted, the ones that mattered," he nodded appraisingly at the two, "Now I want you to listen carefully to me, for this is what I want you to do, and it's very important...."
Garon glared at Chi Chi. Chi Chi glared at Garon. Finally he spoke up, "Why are you looking at me like that, you frying pan demoness from hell?" *BANG* Chi Chi's frying pan hit him across the side of the head, "What the fuck is-" *BANG* The frying pan hit the back of his head, knocking Garon down as Goten and Kakarot stared. "What the hell is wrong with-" *BANG* Another blow. "Stop hitting me you old-"
**BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Garon fell face first, unconscious as Chi Chi stared at him, glaring, "I do not allow rude comments or words in my house," she looked at Goten, "You make sure to tell him that!" With that, she went to make dinner, humming to herself as Kakarot and Goten stared at Garon.
Garon winced as he held the bag of ice to his head, "You're...taking me where?!" He couldn't have heard right...that would be even worse than being stuck with Kakarot!
It was dawn, and Kakarot had just told Garon his plans for him, "You said you wanted to train, well, Hercule could teach you the basics," Kakarot grinned happily, "It would be a great way for you to start training!"
No....way.....in....HELL!!! Hercule? That idiot?!?!?! Train me?!?! These thoughts ran through Garon's head as he stared at Kakarot.
"And he's already agreed to train you, so we better leave or we'll miss breakfast," he put a hand on his belly, "I'm hungry again." Garon groaned as he pressed the ice bag to his head a little more as he thought, I'm in the land of DBZ, a dream come true....and it's been nothing but a nightmare!
Garon: Garon here, Jedd can't make it at the moment...He's knocked out.
Jedd from offscreen: Uggggh.
Garon: Maybe he'll be here by the time Chapter three comes out...course it depends on if he behaves *Breaks off as Jedd talks in his unconscious sleep*
Jedd from offscreen: But mommy, I don't want to play with Sharon any more...Karon keeps picking on me, could you make Maron stop hurting me mommy?
Garon: *Face red with anger* Sorry folks, but I have some business to take care of. *Walks offscreen saying* Final....Flash!!!!!