Chapter Three

A Fate Worse than Death...Babysitting.

Disclaimer: Jedd: ZzZzZz

Garon:...

Jedd: ZzZzZz

Garon: WAKE UP!

Jedd: What?!

Garon: Do the discaimer, you dolt!

Jedd: Like the readers didn't already know I don't own DBZ!! *Goes back to sleep*

Garon: ................*Charges a Death Ball*

Author's Note: By the way, this takes place just after DBZ, but as far as I'm concerned, Uub doesn't exist. I just don't know enough about the guy. So don't go thinking I'm anti-Uub or anything.

Garon just simply stared at Hercule as Kakarot ate everything he was given. 'The man just won't shut up!' Garon thought to himself.

"-and as such, as one of my pupils, you shall have to work hard so you can become strong, like me! I am Hercule, the world champ, and the strongest man on the planet, uhh..." Hercule broke off as he glanced at Kakarot, "Well, uhhhh, one of the strongest anyways....BWA HAHAHAHA!!!! With me teaching you everything I know, you shall become one of the strongest in the world, just listen to what I have to tell you. I'm a great teacher, and if you train hard, you may become as strong as I am...."

'Does he ever shut up???' Garon started eating the food that was before him, realizing Kakarot was looking at it suspiciously. 'This just keeps getting worse and worse, what else could go wrong?'

"Dad, we're home!" came a female voice, follow by the sound of a door slamming. Shortly after, Videl, Gohan, and Pan walked into the massive dining room. "Who's this?" Videl asked, looking at Garon.

"I'm-" Garon started, getting up, before getting cut off by Hercule.

"He's Garon, and he's my newest pupil. I'm going to train him myself, teach him all I know-"

"That should take less than a second," Garon muttered. Gohan chuckled softly. Garon sighed, turned around and stared....into two big eyes. "GAH!!" He jumped back, landing on the floor as Pan giggled, then flew off. Growling, Garon took pursuit! "Come back here you little!"

Pan simply giggled as she flew through the house, enjoying the game of chase. She could, of course, fly infinitely faster than he could run, but what fun would that be? She stayed just shy of his grasp until she flew into her room, where he tackled her.

"Gotcha, you little monster!" With that, Garon started tickling her mercilessly. At least, he was tickling her, until she kicked him, the force sending him right out the room and into the hallway wall.

"Oopsie!" giggled Pan, when Videl walked up.

"Now Pan, what have I told you about guest? Play very easy with them," Videl gently reminded her daughter as Garon tried to clear his head.

"She's got a death kick, that little monster...." his gaze fall on Videl, "Hellllllooooo beautiful!"

Videl raised an eyebrow, "What?"

"I said, hellooooo beautiful!"

Videl scowled at him, "You know, I came up here to tell you I could get a better teacher than my father to train you, but since you're flirting with me....I don't think so." She turned to leave.

"WAIT!!! You mean a teacher beside Hercule?! ANYONE!!!" Garon begged. One thing he did not want, was to be trained by Hercule!

"Gohan was thinking of training you, since it was quite obvious that you weren't thrilled with the idea of my father training you, but now I'm most inclined to let dad train you!"

"Stop! I'll do anything! ANYTHING!!" He'd muuuuuuch rather have Vegeta train him than Gohan....but he'd also MUCH rather have Gohan train him than Hercule.

Videl turned around, looking thoughtful, "Well, there is one thing you could do....I suppose....."

"ANYTHING!!"

"Fine, Gohan, dad, and I are going out for a few things, you can babysit Pan."

Garon stared, "Babysitting? That's all?"

Videl grinned, "Yes, that's all. We'll be back in a few hours. If you take good care of my little Pan, then I'll see to it that Gohan trains you....but if you don't..." she glared at him, "I'll make you sit through all of my father's training videos...got it?!"

"Yeah, no problem. Take good care of Pan..." Garon said, nodding, 'This'll be a piece of cake' he thought to himself.

Videl turned, leaving the teen standing there, 'He's got no idea what he's gotten himself into...this will teach him to hit on people he just met' she thought, smiling to herself as Pan happily watched her new plaything.


Garon: *Searches all around for Jedd, whose hiding right behind him with a fake mustache on* Where the fuck are you Jedd?! Get out here now!

Jedd: I bewieve youw fwed Jedd went dwat way! ((I believe your friend Jedd went that way)) *Points towards the moon*

Garon: When I get my hands on him! *Flies off towards the moon*

Jedd: *All alone* That was too easy, *takes the mustache off* Well, it looks like I get the last laugh this chapter. So, Garon has to babysit little Pan. *grins evilly* Anyone have any games they'd like the two to play? Then let me know in a review or e-mail, the more tormenting...the better! *Breaks off as he hears something*

Garon: How Dare You Make Me Babysit Pan?!?! Gallik....GUN!!!!

Jedd: *Runs* When is he ever going to stop using Vegeta attacks?! Cya all next chapter *runs faster as the energy wave closes in*