Homer's Crazy Adventure

Chapter 8

Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons. All I own is the plotline, the spies, and the cameramen. The FOX bashing in this fanfic isn't sanctioned by anyone in News Corporation. Please don't sue me.

Note: Just letting chimocho know the only reason I didn't make Homer blow the security guards' faces off is because it would've made it an M-rated fanfic. Thanks to acnelation for the hints on how to improve my opening and closing notes. I'm keeping the disclaimer just in case though. Nothing else to really say except this is the last chapter. Enjoy!

Homer ran up the stairs as fast as he could. The cameramen followed Homer up the stairs. One of them tripped and fell down the stairwell. The remaining cameraman continued on. Homer met Rupert Murdoch on the 28th floor. Then he saw there was an elevator. He yelled "D'oh!" He walked up to Rupert. Then he punched him in the face. Homer then got some dynamite that was in a crate. Murdoch was saving just in case something really bad happened to him or the company. He would blow up the headquarters and move back to Australia. Homer then opened it. He got the dynamite out and blew up News Corporation headquarters. He then jumped out of a window. Underneath was an open-top pillow truck. But then the pillow truck moved and a truck containing a shark tank moved in the very same spot as the pillow truck. Homer fell in the shark tank. The sharks came after him. One bit him in the butt. Another ripped off the back of his shirt. Homer yelled "Hey! That's my favorite shirt!" Another took off one of his shoes as he got out of the shark tank. He landed on the top of a car. The car owner then chased Homer with a baseball bat because he had made a huge dent. Homer managed to get in his car and go to the airport.

The spies made it home a few hours later on their plane.

Rupert Murdoch managed to escape using a jet pack and a golden parachute. The cameraman shot the tape up to him using a bazooka. Then Rupert said "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now I've got him!

Back at home, Homer was watching a special two-part episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer goes to New York to get revenge on News Corporation. Homer said "Hey! That's me on TV! How can that be possible?" Then he saw a camera on the wall.

The End

My next fanfic will probably be up by the end of the month. Until then, have a nice day!