Chapter One
By Hdogg
The Adventure Begins
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"Maureen! I'm going to kill you!" Raged Allison Miko, trying to kill her young, best friend, Maureen Wolfe. The two girls were located in Aly's house somewhere in southwestern Illinois.
Running for her life, Maureen called back behind her, sputtering on her somewhat long dark brown hair, "Why me?! Ick…Why did I have to touch your game?"
"Because you're a baka!!" Screamed Aly, running around like a mad woman with a frying pan in one hand. BAM! Maureen collided with a wall of Aly's house. Mo slid on down the wall with a surprised look. Aly whacked the collapsed dark haired girl on the head with her frying pan. "See, told ya you're a baka, Mo."
"Whoa…when's dinner?" Mumbled the rather ditzy Mo. Aly rolled her eyes and went back to her game, Diablo Two: Lord of Destruction. The dark haired girl snickered evilly and chopped demons apart in the game.
"Die, you bastard! Take that you scoundrel!" Yelled Aly as she attacked zombies with her Amazon in the nightmare mode of the game. Mo was still sitting next to the wall in a daze.
Mo's blue/silver cell phone suddenly rang. Coming back to reality the ditzy dark haired girl answered it, "Yo! This is Mo! Where's the food?!"
"Hmm…Did Aly try to kill you again?" Asked Daniel Ale from Delaware. A tall young man with a brilliant mind on his shoulders. He was born to be a leader.
"Uh-huh, how'd ya guess?" Asked Mo wondering how Dan always knew these things. She twiddled with her light brown hair, trilling it around her fingerer.
"Oh, I have my ways." Said Daniel. If Mo could have seen him, she would have seen a mischievous smile on his face. "By the way, how's that Sorceress coming along?"
"Excellent. Level 28. Aly's Amazon is only Level 27." Replied the short baka, still sitting on the ground next to the wall she had crashed into.
Aly whooped in joy and said, "Correction, level 28 and I just found a SOJ!"
Maureen glared at her fourteen year old friend, "You are so evil!"
"Who? Me?" Asked Daniel listening to a one sided conversation of Mo yelling at Aly.
"No! Aly!" Replied Mo, glaring at the happy friend.
"Hmm…well, me, Larry, and Dru want to play with you guys in Diablo." Said Daniel. Mo heard the clicks of Dan's computer. "Hehehehe. DIE YOU STUPID THING!"
Mo smiled. Dan was always playing Diablo Two and shouting stuff like that when they talked on the phone. "Sure! Let me get my laptop, if I can find it... I'll call Stuart and Jenny too." Mo replied happily.
"You lost your laptop?" Asked Danny. He heard a loud crash and some yelling. "Mo…What'd ya do?"
"Silence, ignorant one!" Said Mo glaring at Aly who was snickering evilly.
"Who? Me?"
Asked Danny, confused.
Mo laughed. "Naw, not you. The
Amazon here hid my laptop."
"Did you find it?" Dan heard evil snickering that could only had come from Mo. "Uh-oh…" A loud bang accompanied by yelling was all he could here.
"Teehehe, yup! See ya in the chat room 555, k?" Mo said cheerfully.
"Okay…" Dan hung up his phone as did Mo. She dialed her other best friend's phone number.
The phone rang for a few times then a voice answered, "Hey, this is Jenny."
"Hiya!" Said Mo with a mischievous gleam in her eye. "Wanna play Diablo Two with Me, Aly, Stuy, Danny, Larry, and Dru?"
"Uhh…sure. Meet in the usual place, 555?" Said Jenny.
"Yup! Yup!" Said Mo. "See you there, I gotta call Stuy!"
"See ya." Said Jenny as she hung up her phone. Mo set up her laptop on a table near Aly.
"Okay, all I got to do is call Stuy and we're set." Said Mo, dialing Stuart Derhund's number.
"Uh-huh." Was all that Aly said as she chopped off some poor guy's head, blood was spraying everywhere on the screen in the game. She quickly whacked Mo in the head.
"OUCH!" She cried out. "Think you can be a little more cleaner with your kills?" Asked Mo with a shudder as she looked at the computer screen. She was really happy that wasn't her in that game being slaughtered.
"Uh, no." She replied simply.
'Dangerous Woman Person…'. Thought Mo. She shook her head as Stuart picked up the phone.
"Hello, this is the Derhund house hold. How may I help you?" He asked with a slight English accent.
Mo answered mischievously in an English accent, "Hello there ol' chap. It's me, Mo. What are you up to?"
"You really get on my nerves, girl." Said Stuart. "And I'm playing Diablo two."
"That's bloody brilliant, me ol' chap!" Mo snapped out of the accent, "That's why I called ya. Me, Aly, Jenny, Larry, Danny, and Dru are gonna play Diablo two and we're meeting in channel 555, like always. See you there?"
"Ah, yes, The Gang. Yes, Yes. I'll be there. Good day, ol' girl." Said Stuart as he hung up.
"Ah, now its my turn to play." Mo clicked on the diablo two icon and the program started to run. It seemed like an eternity to Mo before the game reached the sign on screen Mo typed in Hdogg and her pass. "Hmmm…which char to use." Mo's eyes kept wandering to her sorceress for some odd reason. "Okay, guess I'm gonna use my sorceress." She shrugged with a mischievous smile on her face.
After Mo got on to battle.net she typed in /channel 555 in the message box and said, "Onward to victory!" She yelled this often when she played Diablo Two. Mo received a funny from Aly. "What?" Aly just shook her head and went back to killing things.
In the chatting channel, Dru was on his screen name, DruTheDude a druid, Aly was on her Amazon, Miko, Stuart was on GeneralNerd a necromancer, Larry was on his barbarian MuscleManLarry, Jenny was on her assassin, KillerJen, Daniel was on his paladin, DanielTheHoly, and Mo was on her sorceress, MoTheMischievous.
DanielTheHoly was yelling at MuscleManLarry again, "You arrogant bastard! That was my armor! How dare you steal it from me!!"
"It was up for free grabs, dude. Chill out." Said MuscleManLarry.
"You boys are such a weird race." Said KillerJen.
"I completely agree." Said Miko.
Mo typed /me (action) cries, in the message box.
"Now look what you did! You made Mo cry!" Said DanielTheHoly.
"I did not!" Yelled MuscleManLarry.
While the two boys got in a /me fight in the channel, DruTheDude asked, "Hey, Mo, what's wrong?"
"Nobody said Hi to me!" Wailed MoTheMischievous.
DruTheDude, Miko, and KillerJen all made little -_-;; faces.
GeneralNerd said, "You are to weird, my friend Mo. Way to weird."
While all this was taking place, Mo was checking on the profiles on her friends again. They Read:
Name: DruTheDude
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Location: No where to be found
Profile: GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE YOU @$$HOLES!
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Name: DanielTheHoly
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Location: Moon
Profile: I am holy. I am the leader. All shall follow me.
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Name: KillerJen
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Location: Classified Information
Profile: N/A
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Name: GeneralNerd
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Location: In front of my computer
Profile: From England. Live in USA now. Lots of friends. 'Nuff said.
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Name: MuscleManLarry
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Location: Lut Gholein
Profile: Strong, Tall, and Handsome
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Name: Miko
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Location: My bed
Profile: Fireball! Die! MWHAHAH!
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Mo decided to update her profile, it went like this:
Name: MoTheMischievous
Gender: Female
Age: 13
Location: The Kitchen, where else?
Profile: Food? Did you say Food?! WHERE?!
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Finally, GeneralNerd said, "Come on dudes, let's play a game. You two can kill each there."
"That's the first sensible idea I've heard all day." Said KillerJen.
"I Make!" Said MoTheMischievous.
"Oh no…what wacky name is she gonna pick today…" Whispered KillerJen to Miko.
"I have no idea." Miko wisphered back.
"The name is, Miko/Sorc."
"It's actually sensible…" Said Miko.
"Yeah! Let's play!" Said DruTheDude.
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The gang joined the game one by one but when someone joined the game a large bang accompanied by a blinding bright blue light flashed though out all the rooms of the their house. Each and every one of the friends was dragged into the game. The bloody game of Diablo. What will happen to our warriors? Will they die? Or will they triumph over evil? Only time will tell.
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Note: Okay! Hey, Time to fix this story to perfection! In a sense. I just renamed it too from Diablo Two: It Wasn't Just a Game, It Was Real to Diablo Two: Reality to Nightmare. I need to change the title cause like everyone had a similar title and I want my real life story to be unique, set aside from the rest of the real life Diablo two stories. No offense meant to anyone too.
Disclaimer: I OWN NADA FORM THIS STORY BUT ME and MY CD PLAYER! And a couple of the ideas and a few of the characters. ^_~
ONWARD TO VICTORY!
