Disclaimer: Garon looking around for Jedd again with a suspicious looking
old man following behind him: JEDD!!! Get the fuck out here NOW!! You have
to do the disclaimer!! JEDD!!!!
Old Man: I bewieve youw fwed Jedd went dat way! ((I believe your friend Jedd went that way))*Points towards the kitchen*
Garon: *Starts heading towards the kitchen, stops, turns around and...* BIG BANG!!!
Jedd, walking out of the kitchen holding a sandwich: Were you calling? I was fixing myself lunch...what happened to him?
Garon: Ummm....oh shit! Jedd doesn't own DBZ!*Flies off out the window*
Jedd: ......that....was strange....
Doorbell rings, upon opening it, Jedd hears...
???: GIVE IT UP, FIGHTING BACK WILL PROVE NOTHING! FOR I AM THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!!!
???: AND I'M THE GREAT SAIYAGIRL!!!!
Jedd, sweat dropping: Ummmm.....fuck? 'What is goin' on?'
Chapter 5 What is Going On?
"STOP IT JAYLA!!!! You don't know what your doing!"
"Yes I do! He destroyed everything! EVERYTHING!!!! He turned me into a monster, now I'm making him pay for what he did!!" The female shadowhawk screamed at the top of her lungs. "I won't ever forgive him!! Damn him to hell, the bastard!"
Garon stared, shaking his head, "Please, it wasn't his fault, he was trying to protect his father, his people!"
"At the expense of countless lives? How many planets, planets with people on them did he destroy?! No, he wasn't trying to protect his people, he loved doing it! The fucking saiyan! He Loved It!!! He killed all I cared for, destroyed my planet, broke me, THEN KILLED ME!!!!"
Garon sat up, gasping for breath, sweat soaking his clothes. The nightmare faded before he could have a chance to remember it, and he forgot about it completely as he stared at the assorted faces that stared at him.
Goku looked at Bulma, "Well, the sensu bean worked."
Bulma nodded, then looked at Garon. But before she could open his mouth, Garon gasped, "Where the fuck am I?"
Vegeta snorted, his back towards him, "Your in my home, so you better behave yourself, brat. We have some questions, and you're going to answer them....understand?"
HFIL
Radditz watched the two forms disappear. Nappa and Spopovitch were chosen to be the first to go. 'Soon, I shall have my turn, brother. Then we'll have a nice talk.'
Back in the background, 17 watched curiously, but remained silent, as he had ever since they had been called together. One could gather a lot of information by being quiet, and besides....this was interesting.
Earth
"What are you talking about, I'm a human, not a saiyan!"
Bulma shook her head, sighed, and sat down, "According to my scanner, you are a saiyan. If you were a human, then my guess is that whatever brought you here transformed you into a saiyan. Why is the question."
Garon smirked, "Well, it doesn't matter, does it? It's done, let the training begin!"
Goku blinked and turned to Vegeta, "Wow, he's more single minded than you, Vegeta!"
"Don't compare that brat to-" he broke off, feeling something.
Bulma stared at her husband for a minute, then asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Vegeta slowly shook his head, "It's.....Nappa... He's on Earth. But his power.....it's...."
Goku nodded, "Yeah, I can feel it, his power is enormous."
Vegeta looked at Goku, "Kakarot. Take us to him. If I know Nappa, he'll destroy everything around him!"
Goku nodded, placing two fingers against his forehead, "Grab on, Vegeta!" Vegeta grabbed onto Goku's shoulder, but before Goku could Instant Transmission them away, Garon leapt at them, grabbed Vegeta's wrist....and disappeared with them.
Bulma stared, but before she could open her mouth, Gohan tensed. Videl looked at him, "What is it?"
Gohan's eyes narrowed, "Spopovitch..."
Trunks cocked his head, crossing his arms, "The big ugly guy?"
Our World 30 minutes ago
The teen grumbled as he drove down the highway. 'Why da' hell does he have t' live so far away? Takes too much gas gettin' there an' back!'
The teen's friend's parents were going out of town, and he had volunteered to let his best friend stay at his house for the duration.
Grumbling, he hit a button on his CD player. It was attached with a cassette adaptor, so he could listen to his CDs in the car....with stereo! He switched it to the second song, Weight of the World. Putting his left arm outside the window after cranking up the volume a bit more, he continued driving listening to Saliva.
He normally wasn't in such a bad mood. Quite the opposite. But his friend was supposed to have called him yesterday and let him know when to pick him up...he never called. It was now 8 in the morning and the teen had decided that was enough time to wait, he had bought a new DVD, Those Who Hunt Elves II, and he wanted to watch it.
Speeding down towards his friend's house, he hummed to the tune.
25 minutes later The teen looked through the empty house. When he had walked in, he had thrown his travel bag against the couch, and a remote control fell into it. Not noticing it, he walked through the house, "Great, he must be out, damn dolt!" Walking back, he reached for his bag and noticed the remote, "Can't take that...heeeeyyyyy."
The teen grinned, walked into his friend's room...and grabbed the Yu-Gi-Oh deck that was on a shelf, "He'd be soooo upset if someone came and stole these...I'll just hold onto them for him!" Tying the cards together by putting a rubber band around the deck, the teen tossed it into his bag, where it landed next to his own deck. "Oh yeah, the remote, don't want that..." He picked up the bag, but as he grabbed the remote to take it out....he fell? DBOA Earth, now
Gohan, Videl, Trunks, Bulma, and Hercule all ran outside and stared at the muscle freak, Spopovitch, who grinned psychotically at them.
Gohan frowned, completely unaware as a form fell on the roof behind him, "Nappa, now him, this can't be coincidence..." He blinked, noticing the J on Spopovitch's forehead. 'What does that mean? Wasn't it an M? What is going on?'
But behind him, on the roof, the other newcomer certainly wasn't getting up from where he fell, quite the opposite. He curled up tightly next to his travel bag, trying not to scream.
HATE!!! RAGE!!!! CONFUSION!!!! FEAR!!!! HHHAAAAATTTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The emotions all burned through him. His mouth opened several times, but nothing came out, "What is going on?! What the fuck is happening to me?!?!?! DAMN IT WHAT!!! THE!!! FUCK?!?!?!?!?'
Goku, Vegeta, and Garon all appeared in the middle of no where. Vegeta turned and looked at Garon, "That....was very stupid, boy"
"So what? Like doing stupid things is going to stop me!" Garon retorted.
Goku blinked, "Vegeta....back home. There's another energy coming from there!"
Vegeta's head snapped back towards the energy, "What is going on?!"
A voice came out from behind them, "What's going on? Why, I'm about to beat you and your friends into a pulp, Vegeta!" Turning around, the three stared at Nappa, who had a J on his forehead.
Jedd walks into the room, all beat up
Garon: Ummm...Hi Jedd?
Jedd walks right past him towards the computer. Sitting down, he begins tapping furiously.
Garon: Ummmmm, what are you typing?
Jedd: .........the next chapter......
Garon walks over and looks: Y-you putting in THAT?!?!
Jedd: ....Yup....
Garon: That would not happen to me!!!
Jedd: Too bad, that's what I'm putting in on account of this morning!
Garon stares: N-no!!! I won't stand for it!!!
Jedd grins psychotically: Too bad, dolt....too bad. You better prepare, Nappa won't take it easy on you!
Old Man: I bewieve youw fwed Jedd went dat way! ((I believe your friend Jedd went that way))*Points towards the kitchen*
Garon: *Starts heading towards the kitchen, stops, turns around and...* BIG BANG!!!
Jedd, walking out of the kitchen holding a sandwich: Were you calling? I was fixing myself lunch...what happened to him?
Garon: Ummm....oh shit! Jedd doesn't own DBZ!*Flies off out the window*
Jedd: ......that....was strange....
Doorbell rings, upon opening it, Jedd hears...
???: GIVE IT UP, FIGHTING BACK WILL PROVE NOTHING! FOR I AM THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!!!
???: AND I'M THE GREAT SAIYAGIRL!!!!
Jedd, sweat dropping: Ummmm.....fuck? 'What is goin' on?'
Chapter 5 What is Going On?
"STOP IT JAYLA!!!! You don't know what your doing!"
"Yes I do! He destroyed everything! EVERYTHING!!!! He turned me into a monster, now I'm making him pay for what he did!!" The female shadowhawk screamed at the top of her lungs. "I won't ever forgive him!! Damn him to hell, the bastard!"
Garon stared, shaking his head, "Please, it wasn't his fault, he was trying to protect his father, his people!"
"At the expense of countless lives? How many planets, planets with people on them did he destroy?! No, he wasn't trying to protect his people, he loved doing it! The fucking saiyan! He Loved It!!! He killed all I cared for, destroyed my planet, broke me, THEN KILLED ME!!!!"
Garon sat up, gasping for breath, sweat soaking his clothes. The nightmare faded before he could have a chance to remember it, and he forgot about it completely as he stared at the assorted faces that stared at him.
Goku looked at Bulma, "Well, the sensu bean worked."
Bulma nodded, then looked at Garon. But before she could open his mouth, Garon gasped, "Where the fuck am I?"
Vegeta snorted, his back towards him, "Your in my home, so you better behave yourself, brat. We have some questions, and you're going to answer them....understand?"
HFIL
Radditz watched the two forms disappear. Nappa and Spopovitch were chosen to be the first to go. 'Soon, I shall have my turn, brother. Then we'll have a nice talk.'
Back in the background, 17 watched curiously, but remained silent, as he had ever since they had been called together. One could gather a lot of information by being quiet, and besides....this was interesting.
Earth
"What are you talking about, I'm a human, not a saiyan!"
Bulma shook her head, sighed, and sat down, "According to my scanner, you are a saiyan. If you were a human, then my guess is that whatever brought you here transformed you into a saiyan. Why is the question."
Garon smirked, "Well, it doesn't matter, does it? It's done, let the training begin!"
Goku blinked and turned to Vegeta, "Wow, he's more single minded than you, Vegeta!"
"Don't compare that brat to-" he broke off, feeling something.
Bulma stared at her husband for a minute, then asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Vegeta slowly shook his head, "It's.....Nappa... He's on Earth. But his power.....it's...."
Goku nodded, "Yeah, I can feel it, his power is enormous."
Vegeta looked at Goku, "Kakarot. Take us to him. If I know Nappa, he'll destroy everything around him!"
Goku nodded, placing two fingers against his forehead, "Grab on, Vegeta!" Vegeta grabbed onto Goku's shoulder, but before Goku could Instant Transmission them away, Garon leapt at them, grabbed Vegeta's wrist....and disappeared with them.
Bulma stared, but before she could open her mouth, Gohan tensed. Videl looked at him, "What is it?"
Gohan's eyes narrowed, "Spopovitch..."
Trunks cocked his head, crossing his arms, "The big ugly guy?"
Our World 30 minutes ago
The teen grumbled as he drove down the highway. 'Why da' hell does he have t' live so far away? Takes too much gas gettin' there an' back!'
The teen's friend's parents were going out of town, and he had volunteered to let his best friend stay at his house for the duration.
Grumbling, he hit a button on his CD player. It was attached with a cassette adaptor, so he could listen to his CDs in the car....with stereo! He switched it to the second song, Weight of the World. Putting his left arm outside the window after cranking up the volume a bit more, he continued driving listening to Saliva.
He normally wasn't in such a bad mood. Quite the opposite. But his friend was supposed to have called him yesterday and let him know when to pick him up...he never called. It was now 8 in the morning and the teen had decided that was enough time to wait, he had bought a new DVD, Those Who Hunt Elves II, and he wanted to watch it.
Speeding down towards his friend's house, he hummed to the tune.
25 minutes later The teen looked through the empty house. When he had walked in, he had thrown his travel bag against the couch, and a remote control fell into it. Not noticing it, he walked through the house, "Great, he must be out, damn dolt!" Walking back, he reached for his bag and noticed the remote, "Can't take that...heeeeyyyyy."
The teen grinned, walked into his friend's room...and grabbed the Yu-Gi-Oh deck that was on a shelf, "He'd be soooo upset if someone came and stole these...I'll just hold onto them for him!" Tying the cards together by putting a rubber band around the deck, the teen tossed it into his bag, where it landed next to his own deck. "Oh yeah, the remote, don't want that..." He picked up the bag, but as he grabbed the remote to take it out....he fell? DBOA Earth, now
Gohan, Videl, Trunks, Bulma, and Hercule all ran outside and stared at the muscle freak, Spopovitch, who grinned psychotically at them.
Gohan frowned, completely unaware as a form fell on the roof behind him, "Nappa, now him, this can't be coincidence..." He blinked, noticing the J on Spopovitch's forehead. 'What does that mean? Wasn't it an M? What is going on?'
But behind him, on the roof, the other newcomer certainly wasn't getting up from where he fell, quite the opposite. He curled up tightly next to his travel bag, trying not to scream.
HATE!!! RAGE!!!! CONFUSION!!!! FEAR!!!! HHHAAAAATTTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The emotions all burned through him. His mouth opened several times, but nothing came out, "What is going on?! What the fuck is happening to me?!?!?! DAMN IT WHAT!!! THE!!! FUCK?!?!?!?!?'
Goku, Vegeta, and Garon all appeared in the middle of no where. Vegeta turned and looked at Garon, "That....was very stupid, boy"
"So what? Like doing stupid things is going to stop me!" Garon retorted.
Goku blinked, "Vegeta....back home. There's another energy coming from there!"
Vegeta's head snapped back towards the energy, "What is going on?!"
A voice came out from behind them, "What's going on? Why, I'm about to beat you and your friends into a pulp, Vegeta!" Turning around, the three stared at Nappa, who had a J on his forehead.
Jedd walks into the room, all beat up
Garon: Ummm...Hi Jedd?
Jedd walks right past him towards the computer. Sitting down, he begins tapping furiously.
Garon: Ummmmm, what are you typing?
Jedd: .........the next chapter......
Garon walks over and looks: Y-you putting in THAT?!?!
Jedd: ....Yup....
Garon: That would not happen to me!!!
Jedd: Too bad, that's what I'm putting in on account of this morning!
Garon stares: N-no!!! I won't stand for it!!!
Jedd grins psychotically: Too bad, dolt....too bad. You better prepare, Nappa won't take it easy on you!