This is my newest fanfic, my first Zelda! Oh yeah! OK. Here it is.
Majora and the Mask of Doom (NOT!)
Links POV
I was just riding along, scoping the Lost Woods for something to do (preferably I was looking for a bar), when it happened. Some bastard must have tried to piss me off by sending his two fairies after me, because if that was his plan, it sure worked. They flew in front of Epona and spooked the crap out of her. She reared, sending me flying off of her I landed on the ground, bumped my head, and went unconscious. When I finally came to a strange looking imp was playing off-tune notes on my ocarina. I got up and prepared to slash him to bits with my kokiri sword, but he looked around, saw me, and rode off on Epona. I chased after him and came to a cave. As I crossed the next bend, I found myself falling. Luckily, I landed on a flower. The imp was floating next to a torch, his fairies on either shoulder.
"I let your dim-witted pony go. She wouldn't listen to a thing, the nag." I clenched my fists.
"Why you..." But he interrupted me.
"Well, I may as well have some fun with you." He began shaking his masked face. He looked really stupid, I have to admit. I saw some weird creatures dancing around me, and next thing I knew I was a midget with a wooden face and body. I was a deku scrub. The imp and one of the fairies exited through a door but his other fairy blocked my path. I swatted it out of the way and went out the door, closing it behind me. I could hear her muffled jingle of her voice. "NO! You twit, you better open the door right now!" I did, just for fun. As I prepared to swat her again, she cowered. "OK, I'm sorry! I'll help you! Now, let's go. My name's Tatl." Once we finally found our way out, we were in a strange place. A man with a pack full of masks of different varieties looked at me. "Help me find my mask and I will return you to normal. It's called the Majora's Mask. Here's a picture of it. Bye now!" He said this all very quickly, and then pushed us through the door. When we got out, we found ourselves in a much stranger place than before.
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Okay! Do you like it? It's not much of a parody yet, so be prepared!