Authors note: Sorry I took so long i've been suffering from normal life withdrawal (never mind) and needed to get a new sense of humour the old one kept laughing at stupid things oh well life goes on...

Magenta left after 10 o clock and because she'd kept Mark up all night he decided to catch some "Z"'s on the couch, but his dreams were shattered when Maureen fed up of Roger decided to come upstairs and irratate Mark.

Mark groaned slightly when he opened the door but Maureen either ignored him or didn't hear him,

"Oh hi Marky what's up?" said Maureen.

"Not me because I'm going to fall asleep," said Mark yawning, "What do you want?"

"Roger's being all nasty to poor me because he's got a sore head and a sore throat, he's-Mark?"

Mark had ran down stairs shocked and barged into Roger and Mimi's appartment.

"EEEEEEeeeeekkkkkk," squealed Mimi.

"OH sorry, sorry,"

Mimi ran through the bathroom, she was obviously just come out of the shower as her hair was wet, but sadly she was only wearing a brazierre and a thong, Mark felt increasingly embarrased.

"Roger, you're perverted friend is here, hey Mark, I thought you had a girlfriend," snapped Mimi from behind the locked door.

Roger came out from the kitchen, wearing a pinny and oven gloves, Mark stared,

"Is this everyone wear dodgy things day?" asked Mark.

"Shut up Mark, what you want?"

Mark's face turned serious

"Shouldn't you be in bed? Maureen said you had a sore throat and a headache are you alright?"

Roger rolled his eyes,

"Calm down Mark, since when did you start believing what Maureen says? Anyway it's just a slight cough,"

"I know Roger but you know, what about the HIV?"

"I'll be fine Marky if you promise me this,"

"What's that?"

"Knock on the door in future, if you walk in on Mimi or myself naked ever again, I'm afraid I may have to put you in hospital,"

"Hehe, sorry, it was a-I didn't mean-sorry,"

"Just get out Mark,"

"Yes, out," and he walked out of the door, Roger locked it behind him.

He went back upstairs to make sure Maureen wasn't trashing the place but she'd fell asleep on the couch.

Mark went through for something to eat, he opened the fridge, a bar of soap, a packet of eggs which needed to have been used the week before and soya-milk. He could hear Maureen through the the other room mumbling in his sleep,

"Oh honey, I love you, tickets for big brother 7, oh I love Devina McColl,"

Mark laughed,"idiot," he thought. He checked the cupboards, two bottles of heidigger and a box of capt'n'crunch.

"Oh what a healthy lunch," Mark thought as he sat down to his nourishing meal of cereal with soya-milk, Maureen turned in her sleep,

"Oh, Roger, I love you, your so sweet," Mark ran for his camera and film her, this was classic, "Thank you for the teddy bear Roger, now give me a kiss-"

Mark burst out laughing, he couldn't help it and it woke Maureen,

"What the lot is on fire? ARGGGHHHH! Hey Mark what are you doing?"

Mark grabbed the camera off the table,

"Nothing," Mark replied, too quickly,

"Were you recording me sleeping?" she got off the couch, grabbed her bag and backed Mark into a corner, he scrunched to the floor,

"Explain yourself Marky," she raised her bag, "And make it quick,"

"I-I-I-I j-j-just- y-you looked s-s-so sweet, I-I-I just w-wanted to r-r-remember it, yeah that's it,"

Maureen brought her bag down,

"OW,"

"Don't do it again, Anyway why record me when you have a girlfriend? You don't still like me do you?"

"No, Not in that way,"

"You don't like me? Your mean,"

"No I didn't mean-"

"Well nasty marky I'm glad she's chea-" she stopped.

"what?"

"Nothing," said Maureen worried, she looked as though she'd said too much.

"Tell me Maureen,"

"No I've actually got to meet JoAnne of the train, I got to go, bye," and she raced out the door like she was going to miss coranation street,

Mark looked confused, what the hell was Maureen talking about?

JoAnne was getting off the 11.30 train, she'd told Maureen that once she'd got into Alphabet city she'd phone her and take her out to eat, so what a surprize she got when she found Maureen waiting for her to get off the train, JoAnne ran off the train something was obviously wrong.

"Pooky," exclaimed Maureen running over and hugging JoAnne tightly, "surprized?"

"A little, aw Honeybear, your so sweet getting me off the train, she gave her a kiss. Maureen giggled,

"Well, I thought I'd give you a happy welcome,"

"You didn't blow anything up did you?"

"Not this time Pooky,"

"No fire's?"

"Nope"

"What about the television?"

"Still in one piece,"

JoAnne grabbed her chest,

"Oh my God, nothing went wrong?"

"Well I broke Roger's coffee machine," said Maureen shuffling her feet.

"Your bad Maureen, come on let's go and get some food, I'm starving,"

Maureen took her hand and they walked towards burger king.