Authors note: I apologies for my really shorties right now but I have little time :) Enjoy

It was a normal quiet saturday morning, Mark and Magenta were all snuggled up warm together and asleep, yet Magenta had not long moved into Mark's appartment.

BANG! The two of them were shooken awake, there was an echoing of some sort of drill..

Magenta screamed and grabbed Mark, he laughed,

"You okay?"

"Yes, I'm fine, I just got a tiny fright," she replied, feeling slightly silly.

Mark staggered sleepily to the window, his eyes popped open when he saw the destruction machines outside the lot next door.

"BENNY," he exclaimed.

"Who?"

"Benny, he's the landlord and a total...idiot,"

Magenta walked over to the window.

Mark continued,

"No-one likes him, especially Roger,"

Just then the door burst open, JoAnne, she exclaimed,

"Mark you'll never believe this, I think it's funny but it's also ridiculous, Roger is going to kill Benny with a brick,"

"What?" shouted Mark, he ran out of the appartment and thundered downstairs, there was a large crowd across the road, he made his way to the front, Mimi was already there.

"Hey Meem's where's-"

"THERE YOU ARE YOU FUCKING BASTARD,I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR GOING TO EVICT ALL THESE PEOPLE OUT ONTO THE STREET," shouted Roger from the lot.

Mark spun round, Roger had a huge brick in his hand,

"ROGER, NO," shouted Mimi running over, Mark ran over too.

"Roger," said Mimi, "As tempting as it is too help you kill this agrivating waste of space, I can't help but realise how much trouble you'll get in, despite the warming cheers of the neighbours," she took the brick from Roger and threw it gently to the ground, "Calm down honey, violence is not the answer, "

"NO, ROGER, PICK UP THE BRICK AND THROW IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT," screamed a familiar voice, Mark looked round, it was Maureen, she was chained to the door of the building. Mark tried not to laugh.

Two policemen walked up to get Maureen, but everytime they tried to touch the chains Maureen tried to bite them, they eventually gave up and walked off.

"WIMPS," shouted Mimi laughing, "THE LOT OF YOU, UTTER WIMPS,"

"Wimps?" asked Mark, "are you kidding? It takes a lot of bravery to be in the same ROOM as her,"

"Yeah," said Roger, "but she's all tied up,"

"I can hear you, you know," Maureen shouted,

Roger and Mark started laughing.

Benny was failing to see the funny side of things,

"You lot are a fuckin' pain,"

"US," screamed Mimi, "You're the prick who's trying to get everyone out their homes for your own personal entertainment, you arsehole,"

"Calm down Mimi," said Roger, who was trying to hold her back, she was going to kill him!

Benny yawned,
"Fine, I give up, for now, I'll probably get them back in a week though," he pointed to the machines, then he looked at Mimi who was still struggling to get at him, "You don't know when to quit, do you Mimi?" he stroked her cheek.

Then Mimi did a Maureen, she bit, HARD.

"Oh, you bitch," Benny took a swipe at Mimi, Mimi went limp, there was a red hand mark on her cheek,

"You sick bastard," shouted Roger, punching Benny square on the nose, it became of fountain of blood,

Before Roger or Mimi could do anything, the twon policemen grabbed them and cuffed them.

"Help us Marky," said Mimi.

One of the policemen looked at Mark,

"Don't interfere, sonny or you'll be going too."

"Let go of my friends," screamed Maureen trying to escape from her chains, she ended up upside-down.

Mark ran over and untangled her.

"Come on," Mark said, "I'll go upstairs and get my normal clothes on and we'll go down to the station," he said, pointing to his blue striped pjamas. He ran up the stairs of his own appartment, closely followed by Maureen.

"By the way Maureen, what did you mean the other day?"

Maureen stopped running,

"Marky I'm sorry about this but-" she stopped looked at her feet, "Magenta's cheating on you, she told me that night we had a fight, she didn't tell me whom with though"

"You liar," he said, "this isn't the time for joke's we've got to get to the station,"

they ran into Mark's appartment.

"Magenta," said Mark as they walked into Mark's room. "Downstairs-" the two of them stopped, mouth's wide open, Magenta and JoAnne were both naked in Mark's bed, DOING IT!

"JOANNE!" screamed Maureen, "How COULD you?"

Mark didn't know what to say, he fell to the floor, he was so full of confusion, disapointment, rage and utter shock he just passed out...

Meanwhile down at the station, Roger and Mimi had been put in a cell for the day, unfortuantely, they were seperated.

Mimi in one, Roger in another, they were beside each other though.

The guy in Mimi's cell was trying to chat her up,

"So sweet-cheeks what did a cutey like you do?"

She ignored him.

he grabbed her arm,

"I said-"

Roger shouted through the bars,

"Hey leave her alone."

"Make me,"

Mimi, annoyed kick the guy, where it hurts, and he fell to the floor, she was about to stomp on him with her heels when the guard came in.

He looked at Mimi, she backed away from the guy, scared of what the guard might say.

"Listen honey," he said fiercelly, "You behave, we aint's got no problem, you'll be out on the street, by 5pm tomorrow, you don't, it's tough curtains, for you, which would be a shame, cause your such a cutie,"

Roger went purple,

"WHY IS EVERYONE FLIRTING WITH MY GIRL?"

The guard, taken aback looked at him,

"Alright, alright, keep your shirt on mate, I'm only teasing, anyway, I would date your girl anyway,"

"Why's that then?" asked Mimi, a little annoyed at his lack of manners.

"Simple," he replied, "I don't date girls, I'm gay,"

"Oh, well I- sorry, I-"

The guard laughed,

"Your okay, listen, I'll get that guy in another cell, you don't need guy's like that bugging you."

'nother note: okay shocking news, it's about to get worse, somebody MAY die! but I'm saying nothing just have the kleenex ready Ash and if you're friends have a paddling pool the next chappie may cause you to fill it with tears!