Hermione Double: Hi again

Ginny-Star: Hi people!

Hermione Double: You seriously want to read our story?

Ginny-Star: You know what HD, I think they do!

Hermione Double: Bloody Hell, are you insane?

Ginny-Star: Be nice, HD.

Hermione Double: Sowwy. Did you kill the teddy, Ginny-Star?

Ginny-Star: Not yet……………but if these people don't review………….!

Hermione Double: DO IT FOR THE TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!

We are upset, as we don't own Harry Potter. No, we're not. We're just upset that we don't own Ron! *hides picture of him behind backs* *innocent looks all round* nothing here, nope!

Twin Trouble

She looks well pretty.

Her hair- it's really shiny and glossy. What the-?!?

That's her date? VIKTOR KRUM?!?

She-I-but-how-that son of a- evil-take advantage-no good Bulgarian molesterer!

I can't believe she's going out with him!

Jealousy coursed through me until I couldn't see anything but red. I turned to Padma.

'Come on, let's go.'

I don't care about Hermione Granger.

The scene changed, as she began telling me to be brave and something in my Quidditch match, and she kissed me on the cheek.

I touched the point where her lips had been, a warm fuzzy feeling settling in my stomach.

I don't care about Hermione Granger.

I don't!

I jerked awake, and I began to dwell on the dream I had just had.

I do not care about Hermione Granger.

Well, ok, maybe I do. But I mean, she's my best friend, is it not in my rights to care about her? I mean, hell, I've known her for like, six or seven years or something, of course I care about her!

But the question is- is there anything more? Do I want anything more?

I……….well………okay…….I wouldn't mind.

Actually, I sometimes really wish there was more. I mean, she can be soooooooooo annoying some times- and we- what was that word Hermione used a while ago? - oh yeah, we clash . She's not really that annoying. She can just be a bit too clever, and thick as I am, I don't know what the hell she's talking about half the time. But I suppose the fact she's read almost every book in the library has come in useful at times.

I know I am forever taking the Mick, but I don't it intentionally, it's 'cause she's so fit. She really is fit, you know? She's got all this dark hair (brunettes turn me on, you know,) (a/n: "Brunettes RULE" Hermione Double "ARRRGHHH! What about black haired ppl?" Ginny-Star) really pretty eyes and not to mention a nice arse.

Anyway, I rose from my bed, got changed and tried to make my hair not so sticky-uppy. Then we went to breakfast, and I got the perfect seat at the table, directly opposite her.

My plan was to go in and act cool, you know, so she might like me or something. However, a rather large hurdle stood in my way, in the form of my mother.

'And here's our ickle Head Boy! Did you sleep well?' Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! Wow, I can see that magnificent plan of mine, soaring out the open window to it's tragic death.

'Fine thanks, Mum.'

'Oh yes the new Head Boy……..' sang Fred.

'And the new Head Girl…..' added George, those infamous glints of mischief glinting in their eyes. I sensed the danger signs and would have given anything to be swallowed by Norbert at this point.

'OOOOOOHHHHH, Ronnikins……..look- I got Head Girl,' said Fred, doing a very bad job of imitating Hermione's voice.

'OOOOOOOOHHHHH, really Hermione? I got Head Girl too- oops, I mean Head Boy,' replied Fred, who was now pretending to be me.

George ran and hugged Fred, saying ' Wow, we can all be nerds together!' I COULD HAVE KILLED THEM.

'Yeah,' replied George, in a very high voice, 'let's snog!'

'SHUT UP!!!!' I yelled. They were so annoying when they wanted to be. Actually, no, they achieved that even when they didn't want to.

'Ok, ok, little bro, we were going to stop anyway- I don't want a whole mouthful of Fr's saliva just now,' said Fred.

'What's wrong with my saliva?' asked George, sounding hurt.

'Nowt, it's just that I'd prefer not to get into a lip-lock with my twin brother over breakfast.' said Fred, 'I mean, according to Angelina you're a great snog,'

'She really said that?' asked George, sounding amazed.

'That's enough boys,' said Mum, as Hermione, Ginny and I howled with laughter.

Hermione Double: You haven't reviewed yet? Think of the teddy! Oh won't somebody PUR-LEASE think of the teddy?

Ginny-Star: *clutches poor teddy in hand* Only reviews will save him now!!!

Lataz Yours,

Ginny-Star Hermione-Double