Chapter three: FIANCE! Wrong person

It's been five years since the Ash left Brock and Misty. Brock gave

up

looking for Ash and began his own journey to become a Pokemon Breeder.

And

Misty became a gym leader of Cerulean City. Team Rocket also gave up

looking for pikachu and was beginning to plan an idea for the next

pokemon

league. Now on to Ranma and Ash!

A man with teary eyes just received a postcard. It reads in very

sloppy

handwriting:

"Hi. Bringing Ranma from China also with a cousin. Satome."

The man was over joy with the news, and quickly went to gather his

daughters.

"Kasumi! Nabiki! Akane!" the man called. When all of his girls were

seated, the man began his story.

Moments later…

"Fiancé?" the girl named Akane yelled. The other girls joined in

the

conversation… more like an argument…

Meanwhile, in town, a panda was chasing a boy and a girl down the

street.

It was raining.

"Would you cut that out!" the boy demanded as he countered the

perusing

panda's swipes with a jump kick.

"Yeah! I don't have time for a fiancé!" the girl yelled as she

performed a

jump kick at the panda that was in sync with the boy. The panda was

thrown

flat on its back.

The boy quickly and carefully checked his backpack for a minute and

then

started to walk with the girl. Behind them the panda had gotten back

up,

taken one of the street signs and whacked both the boy and the girl

knocking

them out. Then the panda threw them on his shoulders and picked up

their

backpacks. The people watching wondered what was going on, but they

began

walking away when the panda turned and growled at them warningly.

At the man's house, the daughters were still arguing about the fiancé

business when they heard a loud thumping in the front door.

"That must be them!" the man yelled with excitement in his voice.

They soon saw a panda with two people slung over its shoulders. It

promptly

put the girl down first in front and the boy behind her. The man's

bewildered expression disappeared when he saw the boy. He walked past

the

girl and looked at the boy.

"Are you Ranma Saotome?" asked the man.

The boy was muscular, but not muscular enough to make him look like one

of

those muscle bound people. His hair was parted in the middle of his

face.

"I'm not Ranma Saotome. I'm his cousin Ash Ketchum from the town of

Pallet," the boy replied with a small smirk directed at the girl.

"Are you Ranma Saotome?" the man asked the girl.

"Yes, I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this," the girl replied.

The man was so excited that he grabbed the girl in a death hug. In a

few

moments, he stepped back with shock and horror written all over his

face.

The one called Nabiki walked over to Ranma and poked at her chest.

"'He' is

a girl," Nabiki said.

The man fainted on the spot.

Later he woke up and said, "I just had a nightmare that Ranma was a

girl."

"Does this look like a dream?" Nabiki said as she poked Ranma's chest.

"Could you please stop that?" Ranma said just below a whisper.

Ash looked at the unfamiliar surrounding. Then he jumped up and asked

the

panda, "Where's my pack?"

Everyone was staring at him. The panda pointed at two packs that were

on

the ground. Ash quickly opened up his pack up and a little yellow

creature

appeared.

"Hey Pikachu, you okay?" Ash asked the small creature that ruffled up

its

fur.

"Pika pikachu," it replied.

"I'm glad your okay. Well, you'd better start meeting the people

here," Ash

said as four pairs of eyes focused on the small creature.

"This is Akane." Ash pointed to the girl that had long hair who wore

karate

GI.

"That is Nabiki." He pointed to a girl with short brown hair.

"That's Kasumi." He nodded toward a girl with long hair who dressed in

a

house wife ensemble.

"And that's Soun," Ash said when he pointed to the man with a mustache

and

was lying in bed.

Pikachu bowed each time Ash registered someone. "You're a pokemon

trainer?"

Nabiki asked.

"Yep and trying to become a master, but I haven't had time to since

they

only hold a competition every 4 years. I'm going to be a master in the

next

year!" Ash replied as he fed Pikachu some special food that he made.

"Is that your only pokemon? How many Pokemon do you have?" Nabiki

questioned further.

"About 500 pokemon. They're all stored with Professor Oak. I missed

the

first league but I'm not missing the next league games!" Ash said.

Pikachu

nodded with agreement.

"500 Pokemon! A normal pokemon trainer who had 6 years worth of

training

should only have about 300 pokemon. How did you get so many?" Nabiki

asked.

"I've traveled a lot with Ranma so I've had a lot of chances. Now

enough

with the questions," Ash said as he got up and started to stretch, "Hey

Ranma want to spar?"

Ash liked to spar. It was almost as fun as a pokemon battle and he

accepted

all the challenges he'd received ever since he started to train with

Ranma.

"What? You actually hit girls?" Nabiki asked in astonishment.

"Well I don't consider my cousin a girl. Heck, I don't even think

Ranma

considers herself a girl," Ash said with a small evil grin.

"Yeah! He's is right," Ranma piped in.

"So you're a tomboy?" Nabiki asked.

"Yes… I mean no… it's kind a hard to explain…" Ranma began but was cut

short by Ash.

"Never mind, Ranma. I got to train my pokemon now. If you want to

find me

I will be at a near by forest. See ya later," Ash said as he jumped

over

the wall outside the house.

"That was strange… Anyway, would you join me in the practice hall? I'm

Akane. Want to be friends?" Akane asked Ranma.

"Uh, sure." Ranma said as he followed her.

Author's note:

It sucks didn't it? I don't know weather if I should continue this or

not.

If a lot of people sends me e-mails telling me to continue I will but

if not

I'm going to stop. Also I'm looking for a better title so if you have

any

suggestions and if you have any C&C please send em and I hope you enjoy it even though it's quite sorry.