Hercule: Go fish, Any Jacks?
Cell: Go fish, Kings?
Hercule: Go fish.
Blitzwing: Am I the only one who sees anything wrong with this picture?
Cell and Hercule: Yes.
Blitzwing: Okay then, just wondering.
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Invasion of Canada
Last time...
"Man! Meeting Bulma Briefs and driving there with the Great Hercule! Could this day get any better!" Sharpener exclaimed.
"Why is you dad here Videl?" Gohan whispered.
"When he heard we were going to Capsule Corp he insisted." Videl Replied.
The Limo pulled up to Capsule Corp, but oddly there was no one around to greet them.
"Where is everyone?" Videl asked, looking for any signs of life, "I thought Mrs. Briefs had dozens of servants"
"Nah, she uses robots, I guess we should just go in." Gohan said walking past the gardens up to the front door.
"We can't just walk in!" Erasa exclaimed.
"That would be rude man, She could me walking around in her underwear." Sharpener said, suddenly smiling,"On second thought, let's do it"
"How would you get in anyways, not like the richest woman on earth would leave the door unlocked."Videl said as Gohan walked up to the door and opened it, "Ok, she would"
"No, see that light up there, it's actually a scanner that is programmed to let personal friends in." Gohan said pointing to an innocent looking light fixture above the door, suddenly looking around, "And did anyone else just hear something"
"No" everyone else said in unison.
"Be quiet for second." Gohan said moving towards one of the gardens. He reached out and felt a familiar ki then reached into the bush and pulled out a small lavender haired figure.
"Hi Trunks." Gohan said, "Why were you hiding in the bushes?"
"Gohan! you have to help Goten! My dad wanted to spar and he caught Goten and forced him to fight him in the GR" Trunks said so fast only Gohan could understand him.
"Who are they?" Trunks asked at a normal speed pointing the the four other people looking on stupified.
"Trunks Briefs, Meet Erasa, Sharpener, Videl and her father Hercule." Gohan said pointing to each respectively, "Now I'm gonna go rescue Goten, Do me a favor and show them to their rooms for the night"
"Oh yea, Mom told me you're coming with us on the trip to Canada." Trunks said before spiriting Videl, Erasa and Sharpener away into the building.
"They're coming too. Great." Gohan moaned, "All I wanted to do was go to Jamaica"
"Hey kid, I'm going with you, I want to meet the person they consider the most dangerous man on Earth" Hercule said puffing out his chest, "Maybe kill his ego"
"Your funeral, he really doesn't like you" Gohan warned.
"Ha! I'm the strongest person on earth! What can he do to me!" Hercule boasted. Gohan groaned and started to towards the Gravity room.
'hmm, maybe I should break Hercules spirits by revealing myself to him, could be fun to see him scream like a girl then run off.' Gohan snickered.
"What's so funny?" Hercule asked.
"Nothing." Gohan said grinning.
After a brisk walk through the maze of Capsule Corporation, Gohan and Hercule arrived at Vegeta's Gravity room.
Gohan punched in a code on the keypad and a spindown whirring was heard. The door opened and Gohan stepped in.
"Brat! how dare you interrupt my training!" Vegeta yelled dropping an injured Goten.
"Nice to see you too vegeta, I want to make a trade, I'll trade you my little brother for the chance to beat him up." Gohan said grinning evilly as Hercule entered.
"Nice training room" Hercule said not listening to Gohan,"Hey! You look familiar"
"Why did you bring the fool from the Cell games here brat!" Vegeta yelled.
"Is it a trade or not? You get to beat him up, but not kill him and I get Goten" Gohan repeated, face still plastered with an evil grin.
"Deal, but only if you spar with me tonight!" Vegeta replied.
"I can do that, have fun now" Gohan said carrying the unconscious Goten out and shutting the door.
"Hey! you're one of those freaks from the Cell Games! Hey kid! Don't leave me with him! Help!" Hercule cried out to no one.
"This will be fun, the Brat is a true Saiya jin" Vegeta said.
Elsewhere...
"This is the guest wing, You can have these three rooms" Trunks said pointing the the three luxurious rooms the trio would be in for the night. "Any questions"
"Yea, when do we meet Bulma Briefs? I want to talk about the latest fashions with her." Erasa squealed.
"Mom's probably still at that stupid press conference, I hate those things, she either leaves me with my dad or Yamcha, I wish I could just go to Goten's house instead of being baby-sat." Trunks said.
"Yamcha? as in the great baseball player?" Sharpener gasped, "Is your babysitter"
"Yea, and not a good one, he spends most of the time either sleeping or entertaining women, and Dad just trains." Trunks explained.
"I love this room, I'm going to take a bath!" Erasa exclaimed.
"I'll join ya" Sharpener said before getting to door slammed in his face "Crap"
Sharpener disappeared into his room looking rejected, probably cause he just was.
"Wheres Gohan staying?" Videl asked.
"He's staying in his family's room." Trunks said.
"Can I see it?" Videl asked.
"Sure why not." Trunks led Videl up stars two levels and came to a pair of large doors. He punched in a code on the keypad lock and the door unlocked.
"Whoa! This is huge compared to our rooms! look at this place!" Videl exclaimed entering the room.
She looked around, exploring every other room. The Son Chamber, as was written on the door, contained three bedrooms, Two the same size and one larger master bedroom. The living area was bigger than their entire house and included a big screen TV, stone fireplace, large leather couch, and a massive Stereo/DVD/Video Game system. The bathrooms each contained a bathtub, shower, toilet and separate jacuzzi tubs.
Each bedroom was furnished based on how each member set it up. Videl peeked into Gohans, inside was a king sized bed, recliner, another large TV, Computer, and dozens of books.
"figures.." Videl smirked. She started looking at the various pictures over the fireplace mantle.
"Trunks, what do you know about these pictures?" Videl asked.
"From what I've been told that first one was taken when my mom first met Gohan" Trunks said pointing to a picture taken minutes prior to Radditz arriving and kidnapping Gohan.
"This one was taken after those two aliens attacked the planet, Gohans dad fought them off, he's the one in the body cast." Trunks said pointing to one of Gohan, Krillen and Goku in the hospital. Trunks was smart and didn't tell her that Gohan had fought or that Vegeta was one of the aliens.
"I heard his dad cried like a baby there because he was afraid of needles heh heh" Trunks added chuckling.
"Who is Gohans dad anyways, he looks familiar" Videl said looking closely.
"Son Goku, He won the tournament before they stopped holding them for a period of time." Trunks said.
"Gohan never mentioned that, but he never mentioned your mom was his godmother either." Videl said then thought to herself ' I wonder what other secrets you are hiding from me'
"This next one was taken about a year and a half after that, when some other weird aliens appeared." Trunks pointed to a picture of the Z fighters and Vegeta and Mirai Trunks. Vegeta was wearing the infamous pink shirt and Gohan was in his Saiya jin Armor.
"My mom made my dad wear that shirt, he's always trying to destroy any type of picture with him wearing it" Trunks added.
"I see why." Videl was trying not to laugh at the most dangerous man on Earth wearing a pink shirt.
They then moved on to the Cell games pictures.
"Hey! these are those weirdoes from the Cell games footage!" Videl exclaimed.
"Yea, this one was taken the day before, I'm the little baby in my moms arms" Trunks said proudly.
"You mean Gohan was there!?" Videl exclaimed. Trunks realized his mistake and desperately thought of a coverup, 'hmm, maybe play along with the going story'
"Yea, he was the delivery boy, who made up that name anyways" Trunks said.
"I'll have to have a little talk with him about that, and why is he so sad in this picture?" She asked pointing to a picture of everyone without Goku.
"Didn't he tell you his dad was killed at the Cell games?" Trunks asked.
"He's never mentioned his father, if he had I would have known he was Son Goku's son." Videl replied.
Just then Gohan appearred in the door, carrying the still unconscious Goten.
"Huh? Videl, Trunks why are you in here?" Gohan asked.
"She wanted to see where you'd be sleeping. You don't mind do you?" Trunks asked, " where'd the big goofy looking guy go"
"Oh my god! what happened to your little brother!" Videl exclaimed.
"He just got beat up a bit 'playing' with Vegeta, Don't worry he'll be fine" Gohan said putting Goten on the couch. " And I fed Hercule to Vegeta, too bad I couldn't stick around to see what happened"
"I hope my dad doesn't hurt Vegeta too much" Videl said smiling with pride. Trunks and Gohan had to force themselves not to fall over laughing.
"I wouldn't worry about Vegeta" Gohan said.
"I'm going to find mom, see ya Gohan" Trunks said running out.
"We better go to, I still have to introduce you, Sharpener and Erasa to Bulma" Gohan said.
"What about him? " Videl asked pointing to Goten.
"He'll wake up soon, he wouldn't dare miss dinner." Gohan replied ushering Videl out.
'You better not have said anything Trunks.' Gohan thought.
Outside.
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!" a throughly beat up Hercule screamed running out of CC and leaping into his limo. The limo sped off and was soon out of sight.
Inside.
"Mom, Gohan and his friends are here!" Trunks said to his mom on the phone.
"They are? Darn, I wanted to meet them when they arrived" Bulma replied, "Did you give them rooms"
"I know the drill, how long until your home?" Trunks asked.
"A few minutes, Did your Dad behave?" Bulma said.
"He tried to kill Goten in the Gravity room, But Gohan got him to stop by promising a spar and giving him that big goofy fraud to play with." Trunks said chuckling.
"I hope the cameras were working, I want to see what happened." Bulma replied, also chuckling, "See ya in a few minutes"
"Bye." Trunks hung up then ran back to where Gohan and the rest were. He arrived just as Erasa was finally coming out after her bath.
"Mom will be home in a few minutes, she wants us to meet her in the living room." Trunks said.
"I get to meet Bulma Briefs hehehehehe" Sharpener was going on.
Videl, Sharpener and Erasa followed Gohan and Trunks in to the living room. In there Vegeta, who was finished training for the time, was laying on the couch watching TV.
"Who's he?" Erasa asked starting at Vegeta's muscles.
"Thats just my dad" Trunks said. Vegeta looked over, grunted, then resumed flipping through the channels.
"Vegeta, do you think you could go take a shower or something?" Gohan asked, "You really stink"
"Shut up brat, I'll shower when I'm ready to." Vegeta replied.
"I wonder what Bulma will say if she comes home to find to all smelly in front of company?" Gohan asked, "And being impolite too, didn't that get you banned from the GR last time"
"Fine! But only because you let me have fun with that loudmouth." Vegeta said stomping off.
"That short little guy is the most dangerous man on Earth? Hah!" Sharpener exclaimed.
"I HEARD THAT BRAT!!!!" Vegeta roared back.
"Eep..." was the only reply from Sharpener as he bolted behind the couch.
Bulma then entered the room as everyone was laughing at Sharpener.
"what's so funny Gohan?" Bulma asked appearing in the door way.
"It's her!" Erasa squealed as she and the others jumped to attention.
"So these are your friends Gohan?" Bulma said before giving him a kiss on the cheek, making Gohan turn red.
"Bulma, what was that for?" He whispered.
"Just embarassing you" Bulma grinned.
"Well in that case 'embarrass Sharpener too, it would really make his day" Gohan said.
"Ok" Bulma said walking to Sharpener and giving him a kiss to. Sharpener turned red and then fainted with a goofy smile on his face. Every one laughed at him yet again.
"Well as you know I'm Bulma Briefs, owner of Capsule Corp, Welcome to my home, I'm guessing from the smell that you've already met Vegeta, my husband, I want you to make yourself at home, for dinner we'll be ordering Pizza, so write down how many and what you want on them. Feel free to ask me anything thats on your mind." Bulma said.
"How do you know Gohan?" Videl asked.
"Well, I met his father when he was twelve and I was sixteen, we became good friends and I became Gohans godmother." Bulma said.
"What's the topic of our report?" Gohan asked.
"Oh that silly thing? It's already been done for you, this trip is all about having fun." Bulma replied, gaining a cheer from the teens.
"Now I've had a long day, I'm going to get changed, Get your pizza orders ready." Bulma said walking off.
"I'll be back in a second, I've got to wake My little brother up." Gohan said walking off.
"Videl, what are we going to have on our pizza?" Erasa asked.
"How about Deluxe?" Videl suggested.
"Ok, sounds good." Erasa said.
"I'm going for Canadian, gotta sample the local cuisine before we go." Sharpener said.
"I don't believe it, Sharpener just said cuisine." Videl laughed.
In the Son Chamber.
"Goten, wake up." Gohan said. Goten didn't budge.
"Get up or else you'll miss dinner, Pizza dinner." Gohan said. That did it, Goten shot up.
"Brother!" Goten exclaimed leaping onto Gohans arm, "Vegeta was trying to kill me"
"I know, don't worry, I gave him Hercule in exchange for him leaving you alone." Gohan said, "Lets go down stairs so Bulma can order it"
"Ok!" Goten said and excitedly climbed onto Gohans shoulder. They walked to the Living room where Sharpener was laying in a crumpled heap and Videl and Erasa were using him as a leg rest.
"Well, this is my little bro Goten" Gohan said, "What happened to Sharpener"
"He tried to take over the TV set, But we wanted to watch Crocodile hunter! It's our favorite show"
Videl said.(A/N - Steve Irwin and I are alot alike, we both love animals, especially Reptiles, and we both risk our live by catching dangerous creatures, Once i caught a fierce looking Garter Snake,lol)
"He's so brave!" Erasa exclaimed before seeing Goten,"Your little brother is so adorable! just like you"
Erasa grabbed Goten and hugged him tight.
"Help...Me...Gohan...Can't...Breath..." Goten choked.
"Hey Gohan, Goten's gotten closer to a girl than you ever have and he's just met her." Trunks snickered.
"Shut up or there will be a little lavender haired boy thrown in the GR with Vegeta..." Gohan growled shutting Trunks up.
To Be Continued.
For Those who didn't know-
Canadian Pizza - Cheese, Bacon, Mushrooms, and Pepperoni Last Time I was on a trip to Chicago with my Dad, I never once saw Canadian Pizza on a menu.
Next Chapter - Dinner, Nintendo, And Midnight snooping.