LAB - Hercule? Are you here?
LAB - hello? where is that stupid Putz?
LAB - Oh well, he wussed out.
Disclaimer - Akira does not own DBZ, he gave it to me for christmas.
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Invasion of Canada
Last Time.....
"Hey Gohan, Goten's gotten closer to a girl than you ever have and he's just met her" Trunks snickered.
"Shut up or there will be a little lavender haired boy thrown in the GR with Vegeta..." Gohan growled shutting Trunks up.
In the living room....
Bulma had returned on her usual lounging attire, much to the surprise of the teens who thought she dressed fashionably at all times. She was on the phone ordering the pizza as the others watched TV.
"Yes, this is Bulma Briefs, I'd like to order one Deluxe pizza, one Canadian Pizza, 35 pepperoni and Bacon, 30 Pepperoni, 10 hawaiian, and 36 meat-lovers deluxe" She said over the phone not noticing that the other teens jaws dropped and Gohan drooled thinking of all the Pizza he would soon be eating.
"Who eats that much Pizza?" Videl asked.
"Well, my husband, Trunks, Goten and Gohan eat tons, didn't you notice Gohans huge lunches?" Bulma said.
"You mean you eat like that all the time?" Erasa asked Gohan, "How do you keep from getting all fat?"
"um, I have a high metabolism?" Gohan said hoping his lie would pass.
" I wish mine was that high..." Erasa complained.
"WOMAN! Why is my food not here yet!" Vegeta demanded entering the living room.
"It'll be here soon your royal highness, just sit down and stop yelling." Bulma said.
"Hmpf..Kakkarots oldest Brat, You will fight me now on Trunks Entertainment Console" Vegeta said flipping it on.
"Vegeta, since when do you play video games?" Gohan asked.
"Since he discovered Mortal combat" Bulma said, then whispered in Gohans ear, "And Super Smash Brothers, he he, he loves that game"
"Brat! hurry and choose!" Vegeta said having chosen Scorpion as his fighter. Gohan chose Sub zero and they started fighting.
"HA! you shall fall before me!" Vegeta exclaimed shooting Scorpions spear at Subzero.
"Can't beat me if you are frozen!" Gohan said jumping over the cable and freezing vegetas fighter.
"Curse you!" Vegeta yelled as Gohan quickly killed his immobile fighter. Vegeta grabbed the Smash Brothers game and put it in.
"You will not beat me in this! Brat! You are on my team!" Vegeta said.
"We'll see, Goten, lets go!" Gohan said calling his brother.
"You guys want to play too?" Bulma asked pressing a button on the remote making a second TV and game console fold down from the ceiling.
"Alright! I rule at this game!" Sharpener Exclaimed.
"Will you be playing as well Mrs. Briefs?" Videl asked politely.
"Please call me Bulma, and sure why not, we'll have a tournament, each winning team from each game will play, I'll partner up with you Videl" Bulma replied starting the game.
Several Minutes later Gohan and Goten were defeated and so were Sharpener and Erasa.
"I thought you ruled Sharpener" Gohan said chuckled.
"Don't laugh, you lost too." Sharpener moaned.
"At least I actually took out a few of Vegeta's lives, you were skunked!" Gohan said.
Several Minutes later Vegeta froze stunned as Bulma knocked out his last life. Bulma and Videl jumped up and high fived.
"Girl power!" they both exclaimed
"Brat! this is your fault!" He growled.
"How is it my fault? you play this all the time!" Trunks exclaimed.
The door bell rang and Goten leapt up.
"Food!" he exclaimed and ran to the door. He opened it and several guy carrying dozens of pizza were standing there.
"Gotcher pizza right here, kid" The man in front said.
"I'll take all that" Goten replied grabbing all the pizza and amazing the guys by carrying it all alone. Bulma came and paid, leaving a substantial tip.
Goten took it all into the large dining room and placed it on the table.
Everyone else came in and started dividing the pizzas up.
"Hey Vegeta, I bet I can finish before you!" Gohan exclaimed.
"You're on brat!" Vegeta chuckled "Woman, if you will"
"Ok, ready set GO!" Bulma said taking a slice of her own pizza and letting the two start.
"Where do they put it all?" Videl asked watching the two saiya jins stuff their faces. In the time it took her to eat one slice they finished off 5 pizzas each.
Goten and Trunks were having their own little competition and were also equal.
"We may have a photo finish here" Bulma mused. Slowly Gohan began to slow, his half human physiology taking it's toll on his appetite. In the end Vegeta won.
"You lose brat!" Vegeta said rubbing his slightly bulging belly.
"Damn, I ate too much at lunch." Gohan said finishing his last pizza.
"HA HA! I win Trunks!" Goten exclaimed as Trunks finished his last slice of pizza.
"Guess you can't say like father like son..." Videl said finishing her half of a pizza.
"I'm going to to train, I'll see you later Brat" Vegeta said referring to Gohan.
'hmm, I wonder what he means.' Videl thought, "I'm tired, I'm going to take a nice long bath then maybe watch some TV." Videl said.
"I'll jo..." Sharpener started to say before being cut off.
"Finish that sentence and die Sharpener..." Videl said leaving the room.
"Crap..." Sharpener said rejected again. Gohan looked over at Goten who had fallen asleep.
"I guess I'll go back to my room and put Goten to bed, there's a Jackie Chan movie on also, I love his movies" Gohan said (A/N - it takes a big man to start a fight, but it takes Jackie Chan to make it funny!).
Sharpener also returned to his room while Erasa stayed and started talking fashion with Bulma.
Gohan placed Goten in his bed then raided the kitchen area for snacks. He didn't find much, Goten must have cleaned it out earlier that day. He had to settle for about a dozen or so bags of chips and a few gallons of pop. Gohan settled in and flipped on the TV. He found the Movie Network and waited for the movie to start. He read out the description again to himself.
"Jackie Chan vs. Jason, International Action Hero Jackie Chan vacations at Crystal lake and ends up fighting the infamous murderer Jason Voorhees, who is trying to kill the group of teens renting the cottage next door." He read, " Man I can't wait to watch this!"
The movie started with Jackie Chan running from his producers, who want him to do the same stunt another few dozen times for another movie, and boarding a plane for America. He settles into the cabin and the movie plays out like any slasher flick, but with Jackie Chan.
Halfway through the movie Gohan heard a knock at the door. He opened it and Videl was standing there.
"Oh, hi Videl, I thought you were going to sleep" Gohan said, inviting her in.
"I tried but there were weird noises coming from Sharpener's room, I kind of got grossed out so I decided to come up here, Whatcha watchin?" Videl explained.
"Jackie Chan vs Jason, I wanted to see it in theatres but they wouldn't let me in because I wasn't ninteen(1)." Gohan said.
"I know same here, I even threatened to beat them up, I can't believe they'd rate a Jackie Chan movie that restricted" Videl said flopping on the couch.
"with Jason in it there's a lot more gore and sexuality, thats why" Gohan said.
The two teens sat there laughing at the funny parts, made fun of some of the cornier death then cheered when Jackie Chan was beating up Jason. At some point during the movie Videl fell asleep. When the movie was over Gohan noticed this and rather than waking the sleeping girl, Gohan grabbed a blanket from his room and laid it over her. Gohan just finished cleaning up when Vegeta arrived wanting the spar he was promised.
"BRAT! I want to spar now!" Vegeta yelled from behind the door. Gohan opened the door and slapped his hand over Vegeta's mouth before he could yell again.
"Shut up or else you'll wake up Videl, I don't want her knowing w can fight the way we do." Gohan said, " I'll meet you in the GR in a few minutes after I change."
"Hurry up, the prince of all saiya jins should not be kept waiting!" Vegeta said before stomping off. Gohan didn't notice that Videl had woken up and was listening.
'so Gohan, you can fight, I'm going to find out all your secrets.' Videl thought following Gohan when he left the room. She followed him silently to the GR where he went in and sealed the door.
Videl peeked into the single porthole on the door. The first thing she noticed was Vegetas hair was not it's normal black color.
'He..he's a gold fighter?' she thought.
"Brat, I'm going to take you down!" Vegeta shouted flaring his Ki.
"You say that every time, yet you never win!" Gohan replied with a smirk, transforming into a super saiya jin.
'Gohan is one too... I can't believe it!' Videl said to herself in her head.
Videl watched, mouth agape, as the two super saiya jins went at it. She was amazed at their speed and power. She had been told by her father that all those light beams and auras were all smoke an mirrors by her father, but to her it looked very real. She watched intently, there was no way Gohan was going to talk his way out of this. Seeing that they were finishing up Videl ran back to Gohans room and laid back down.
'I'll wait until we're on the plane tomorrow to interrogate him.' Videl thought before falling back to sleep.
To Be continue....
Next Chapter
Goten makes a mistake, Airport adventures, Mid air interrogations.
Also, In upcoming chapters I will be insulting Canada and canadians as much as possible. I am allowed to do this because I am a patriotic canadian. Americans show patriotism by showing their pride in their country, Canadians on the other hand, insult the hell out of it. Canadians make fun of them selves more than Americans make fun of us.
Canadian T-shirt slogan #1 - Canadian Girls look better because our beer has more alcohol
Notes
(1) Canadian theatres suck when it comes to rated R movies, but it's rare a movie is rated R here, the American R rating is equivalent to the Canadian Adult Accompaniment rating, but still, they let me into AA movies when I was 12, but won't let me into R rated when I'm 17, no, they sell you the tickets but then when you go to go in to the theatre with all the snacks ect, they say you have to be 19, stupid putzs
LAB - hello? where is that stupid Putz?
LAB - Oh well, he wussed out.
Disclaimer - Akira does not own DBZ, he gave it to me for christmas.
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Invasion of Canada
Last Time.....
"Hey Gohan, Goten's gotten closer to a girl than you ever have and he's just met her" Trunks snickered.
"Shut up or there will be a little lavender haired boy thrown in the GR with Vegeta..." Gohan growled shutting Trunks up.
In the living room....
Bulma had returned on her usual lounging attire, much to the surprise of the teens who thought she dressed fashionably at all times. She was on the phone ordering the pizza as the others watched TV.
"Yes, this is Bulma Briefs, I'd like to order one Deluxe pizza, one Canadian Pizza, 35 pepperoni and Bacon, 30 Pepperoni, 10 hawaiian, and 36 meat-lovers deluxe" She said over the phone not noticing that the other teens jaws dropped and Gohan drooled thinking of all the Pizza he would soon be eating.
"Who eats that much Pizza?" Videl asked.
"Well, my husband, Trunks, Goten and Gohan eat tons, didn't you notice Gohans huge lunches?" Bulma said.
"You mean you eat like that all the time?" Erasa asked Gohan, "How do you keep from getting all fat?"
"um, I have a high metabolism?" Gohan said hoping his lie would pass.
" I wish mine was that high..." Erasa complained.
"WOMAN! Why is my food not here yet!" Vegeta demanded entering the living room.
"It'll be here soon your royal highness, just sit down and stop yelling." Bulma said.
"Hmpf..Kakkarots oldest Brat, You will fight me now on Trunks Entertainment Console" Vegeta said flipping it on.
"Vegeta, since when do you play video games?" Gohan asked.
"Since he discovered Mortal combat" Bulma said, then whispered in Gohans ear, "And Super Smash Brothers, he he, he loves that game"
"Brat! hurry and choose!" Vegeta said having chosen Scorpion as his fighter. Gohan chose Sub zero and they started fighting.
"HA! you shall fall before me!" Vegeta exclaimed shooting Scorpions spear at Subzero.
"Can't beat me if you are frozen!" Gohan said jumping over the cable and freezing vegetas fighter.
"Curse you!" Vegeta yelled as Gohan quickly killed his immobile fighter. Vegeta grabbed the Smash Brothers game and put it in.
"You will not beat me in this! Brat! You are on my team!" Vegeta said.
"We'll see, Goten, lets go!" Gohan said calling his brother.
"You guys want to play too?" Bulma asked pressing a button on the remote making a second TV and game console fold down from the ceiling.
"Alright! I rule at this game!" Sharpener Exclaimed.
"Will you be playing as well Mrs. Briefs?" Videl asked politely.
"Please call me Bulma, and sure why not, we'll have a tournament, each winning team from each game will play, I'll partner up with you Videl" Bulma replied starting the game.
Several Minutes later Gohan and Goten were defeated and so were Sharpener and Erasa.
"I thought you ruled Sharpener" Gohan said chuckled.
"Don't laugh, you lost too." Sharpener moaned.
"At least I actually took out a few of Vegeta's lives, you were skunked!" Gohan said.
Several Minutes later Vegeta froze stunned as Bulma knocked out his last life. Bulma and Videl jumped up and high fived.
"Girl power!" they both exclaimed
"Brat! this is your fault!" He growled.
"How is it my fault? you play this all the time!" Trunks exclaimed.
The door bell rang and Goten leapt up.
"Food!" he exclaimed and ran to the door. He opened it and several guy carrying dozens of pizza were standing there.
"Gotcher pizza right here, kid" The man in front said.
"I'll take all that" Goten replied grabbing all the pizza and amazing the guys by carrying it all alone. Bulma came and paid, leaving a substantial tip.
Goten took it all into the large dining room and placed it on the table.
Everyone else came in and started dividing the pizzas up.
"Hey Vegeta, I bet I can finish before you!" Gohan exclaimed.
"You're on brat!" Vegeta chuckled "Woman, if you will"
"Ok, ready set GO!" Bulma said taking a slice of her own pizza and letting the two start.
"Where do they put it all?" Videl asked watching the two saiya jins stuff their faces. In the time it took her to eat one slice they finished off 5 pizzas each.
Goten and Trunks were having their own little competition and were also equal.
"We may have a photo finish here" Bulma mused. Slowly Gohan began to slow, his half human physiology taking it's toll on his appetite. In the end Vegeta won.
"You lose brat!" Vegeta said rubbing his slightly bulging belly.
"Damn, I ate too much at lunch." Gohan said finishing his last pizza.
"HA HA! I win Trunks!" Goten exclaimed as Trunks finished his last slice of pizza.
"Guess you can't say like father like son..." Videl said finishing her half of a pizza.
"I'm going to to train, I'll see you later Brat" Vegeta said referring to Gohan.
'hmm, I wonder what he means.' Videl thought, "I'm tired, I'm going to take a nice long bath then maybe watch some TV." Videl said.
"I'll jo..." Sharpener started to say before being cut off.
"Finish that sentence and die Sharpener..." Videl said leaving the room.
"Crap..." Sharpener said rejected again. Gohan looked over at Goten who had fallen asleep.
"I guess I'll go back to my room and put Goten to bed, there's a Jackie Chan movie on also, I love his movies" Gohan said (A/N - it takes a big man to start a fight, but it takes Jackie Chan to make it funny!).
Sharpener also returned to his room while Erasa stayed and started talking fashion with Bulma.
Gohan placed Goten in his bed then raided the kitchen area for snacks. He didn't find much, Goten must have cleaned it out earlier that day. He had to settle for about a dozen or so bags of chips and a few gallons of pop. Gohan settled in and flipped on the TV. He found the Movie Network and waited for the movie to start. He read out the description again to himself.
"Jackie Chan vs. Jason, International Action Hero Jackie Chan vacations at Crystal lake and ends up fighting the infamous murderer Jason Voorhees, who is trying to kill the group of teens renting the cottage next door." He read, " Man I can't wait to watch this!"
The movie started with Jackie Chan running from his producers, who want him to do the same stunt another few dozen times for another movie, and boarding a plane for America. He settles into the cabin and the movie plays out like any slasher flick, but with Jackie Chan.
Halfway through the movie Gohan heard a knock at the door. He opened it and Videl was standing there.
"Oh, hi Videl, I thought you were going to sleep" Gohan said, inviting her in.
"I tried but there were weird noises coming from Sharpener's room, I kind of got grossed out so I decided to come up here, Whatcha watchin?" Videl explained.
"Jackie Chan vs Jason, I wanted to see it in theatres but they wouldn't let me in because I wasn't ninteen(1)." Gohan said.
"I know same here, I even threatened to beat them up, I can't believe they'd rate a Jackie Chan movie that restricted" Videl said flopping on the couch.
"with Jason in it there's a lot more gore and sexuality, thats why" Gohan said.
The two teens sat there laughing at the funny parts, made fun of some of the cornier death then cheered when Jackie Chan was beating up Jason. At some point during the movie Videl fell asleep. When the movie was over Gohan noticed this and rather than waking the sleeping girl, Gohan grabbed a blanket from his room and laid it over her. Gohan just finished cleaning up when Vegeta arrived wanting the spar he was promised.
"BRAT! I want to spar now!" Vegeta yelled from behind the door. Gohan opened the door and slapped his hand over Vegeta's mouth before he could yell again.
"Shut up or else you'll wake up Videl, I don't want her knowing w can fight the way we do." Gohan said, " I'll meet you in the GR in a few minutes after I change."
"Hurry up, the prince of all saiya jins should not be kept waiting!" Vegeta said before stomping off. Gohan didn't notice that Videl had woken up and was listening.
'so Gohan, you can fight, I'm going to find out all your secrets.' Videl thought following Gohan when he left the room. She followed him silently to the GR where he went in and sealed the door.
Videl peeked into the single porthole on the door. The first thing she noticed was Vegetas hair was not it's normal black color.
'He..he's a gold fighter?' she thought.
"Brat, I'm going to take you down!" Vegeta shouted flaring his Ki.
"You say that every time, yet you never win!" Gohan replied with a smirk, transforming into a super saiya jin.
'Gohan is one too... I can't believe it!' Videl said to herself in her head.
Videl watched, mouth agape, as the two super saiya jins went at it. She was amazed at their speed and power. She had been told by her father that all those light beams and auras were all smoke an mirrors by her father, but to her it looked very real. She watched intently, there was no way Gohan was going to talk his way out of this. Seeing that they were finishing up Videl ran back to Gohans room and laid back down.
'I'll wait until we're on the plane tomorrow to interrogate him.' Videl thought before falling back to sleep.
To Be continue....
Next Chapter
Goten makes a mistake, Airport adventures, Mid air interrogations.
Also, In upcoming chapters I will be insulting Canada and canadians as much as possible. I am allowed to do this because I am a patriotic canadian. Americans show patriotism by showing their pride in their country, Canadians on the other hand, insult the hell out of it. Canadians make fun of them selves more than Americans make fun of us.
Canadian T-shirt slogan #1 - Canadian Girls look better because our beer has more alcohol
Notes
(1) Canadian theatres suck when it comes to rated R movies, but it's rare a movie is rated R here, the American R rating is equivalent to the Canadian Adult Accompaniment rating, but still, they let me into AA movies when I was 12, but won't let me into R rated when I'm 17, no, they sell you the tickets but then when you go to go in to the theatre with all the snacks ect, they say you have to be 19, stupid putzs