LAB - Anyone seen Hercule? I haven't seen him since chapter 2. *hears screaming and dragging*
*Videl drags Hercule in*
Videl - Dad, get your butt in there and do the disclaimer!

Hercule - B...But I have a stomach ache! ow ow ow!

Videl - I don't care! Your agent keeps calling and it's getting annoying! *slams the door*

Hercule - Nooo! don't leave me with the scary robot thing!

LAB - heh heh, the press will pay me big bucks for this tape*holds up video camera*

Hercule - No! I'll do anything! Just don't show that tape!

LAB - Ok, say the disclaimer and answer the nice reviewers.

Hercule - Gimme the tape first

LAB - um...No, do the things first.

Hercule - I don't want to think of what would happen if LAB owned DBZ.....

Answers to reviews:

sugar-nice-spice - Sure! I'll be sure to have them stop by! Any other suggestions would be great!

Samara-chan - To tell the truth, before I even started on the story I was laying in bed trying to get to sleep, thinking up new ideas, and one that inspired this one was Goten and Trunks firing Ki Balls from the cannons placed around Quebec City. I guarantee that they will be going there.
As for insulting Canada, here in Oshawa we do it all the time, it's all in good fun, Canada is the greatest! I also lived 7 years of my life in the US so that has an effect on me.

Chibi Dragon - Don't worry, adding mirai characters won't occur. I feel the same way about adding Mirai Pan, but some stories that add her are quite good. Ottawa was one of the places that they wouldn't miss! Ottawa's a great place, I used to live there. Sharpener won't know any french at all and have one of those little books heh heh heh....
Also, I'll E-mail about the next chapter since I won't get this one posted until about 3:30 AM.

Hercule - Now gimme the tape!

LAB - fine ya big wussy! * tosses him a blank tape, lets him leave happy *

LAB - hello, Satan City News? I got a tape for ya

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Invasion of Canada

Last Chapter...
Videl watched, mouth agape, as the two super saiya jins went at it. She was amazed at their speed and power. She had been told by her father that all those light beams and auras were all smoke an mirrors by her father, but to her it looked very real. She watched intently, there was no way Gohan was going to talk his way out of this. Seeing that they were finishing up Videl ran back to Gohans room and laid back down.

'I'll wait until we're on the plane tomorrow to interrogate him.' Videl thought before falling back to sleep.


2 AM....

" Heh heh, this is gonna be great! " Trunks exclaimed doing something to Sharpener while he slept.
" zzzz he he, stop it bulma... ok, just one ...." Sharpener mumbled in his sleep.
"dang, I should have brought a tape recorder, Dad would have loved to hear this!" Trunks snickered before leaving the room.

7:30, The Son Chamber

Goten leapt out of bed, stretching his every joint. He wandered out of his bedroom and started for the bathroom when he noticed a lump under a blanket on the couch.
'Gohan must have fallen asleep there...shame if he were to suddenly be woken up' Gotens evil side said in his mind. Goten charged and leapt onto the lump.
"WAKE UP BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled as he landed on top of Videl.
"Gah!" Videl exclaimed as the little kid landed on her. It was then Goten realized that the lump wasn't his brother, and he didn't realized where his hands were resting. Videl noticed though, right on her chest.
"GET OFF ME!!!" She screamed and threw Goten off her, leaping up. Goten landed on his butt with a thump.
Gohan, having been roused from his peaceful slumber by a scream and a thump, rushed out into the living room. It didn't click in his mind at that point that he was only wearing a T-shirt and his infamous teddy bear boxers.
"What! What happened!" he asked panicked.
Videl stood there trying to control her heart beat. She looked over at Gohan standing there in his underwear and broke out laughing.
Goten sat there looking dumbfounded.
'What just happened, I jumped on brother, big brother turned in to a girl, then I go deaf and land on my butt...' Goten thought prior to looking over at Gohan, who was by not beet red in embarrassment. Goten shrugged and charged Gohan, knocking him over.
"BROTHER! Iwantedtowakeyouupbutyouturnedintoagirlandmademegodeafandthrewmeonthefloor!" Goten said rapidly.
"Erm, I'll be right back" Gohan said removing Goten from himself and dashing into his room.
"haha, your brother still wears teddy bear underwear! that hilarious!" Videl said clutching her sides.
"So? Mine are better! they have rocket ships on them!" Goten said proudly.
"Rrright... I'm going to get changed.." Videl said bewildered and walking out.

Later...

Gohan and Goten were walking to the kitchen for some breakfast when they saw Trunks sitting in the hallway near Sharpeners room.
"Hey Trunks, why ya sitting out here?" Gohan asked.
"I played a prank on that long haired guy last night, his alarm went off a few minutes ago and he should be noticing any second now" Trunks said listening expectantly. Almost on que a girlish scream came from Sharpeners room. The door was flung open and a bald Sharpener ran out screaming.
"Trunks! You didn't shave his head did you!" Gohan asked trying to contain his own laughter.
"relax" Trunks spat out while he and Goten rolled on the floor laughing, " It's one of those rubber bald caps like in the movies!"
"My hair! My beautiful hair!" Sharpener cried out as he ran past the laughing group again.
"What's going on?" Erasa asked emerging from her room, looking like she had just gotten out of bed.
The demi saiya jins looked at her and then laughed ever harder.
Erasa eeped and darted back into the room. Videl then emerged, having cleaned up and gotten changed after the incident in Gohans room. She glanced down the hall at Sharpener, then glared at the trio laughing.
"You shaved his head!" She yelled.
"No, Trunks slipped a bald cap on him last night." Gohan said between laughs.
"Well, shut him up then, he's getting annoying!" Videl demanded.
"Ok, ok" Gohan said, putting out his foot as Sharpener ran by again. Sharpener caught the foot and landed flat on his face, knocking him out cold. Gohan removed the cap and threw him back in bed.
When he awoke later he thought it was all a bad dream. Trunks had snapped a few pictures, which he sold to Videl for 25 zenni.

Following breakfast the group finally made their way to the Airport.
"Hey, I though Capsule Corp had it's own private Runway." Videl said as they arrived at the airport.
" We did before a certain pair of terrors decided to play on the bulldozers" Bulma replied glaring at Goten and Trunks. The two just tried to look innocent, earning a laugh from the group.
They didn't have to check in as CC's private jumbo jet wasn't attached to any airline.
The only problems were at the Security checkpoint.
Everyone except Vegeta passed easily.
"Destination?" The officer asked.
"Some stupid place called 'Canada'" Vegeta grunted.
"Are you carrying anything dangerous?" the officer asked.
"Fool, I am dangerous" Vegeta growled.
"Any weapons?" The officer asked.
"I am a weapon!" Vegeta said.
'great, another one who's psycho' the officer thought, " And drugs?"
"No" Vegeta said plainly. The officer didn't like how that answer differed from the rest.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to go with this officer" The officer said pointing to his partner.
"Make me!" Vegeta snapped.
"Just go with him, Vegeta!" Bulma ordered.
Vegeta muttered something unintelligible and went off to a back room.
"Three" Bulma said, a smirk crossing her face.
"Two" Gohan said looking away from the room.
"One" Trunks said with the Vegeta smirk coming onto his face.
From inside the room they could hear Vegeta yell something, then saw a bright flash, and then a scream of pain.
Vegeta walked out of the room with an evil smirk on his face. A small plume of smoke puffed out of the room and the other officer rushed in.
"How'd it go?" Bulma asked.
"They wanted to give me something called a cavity search but then changed their mind" Vegeta replied.
"What just happened?" Erasa asked the other teens.
"they learned never to cross Vegeta" Gohan replied like nothing happened.
Sharpener and Erasa glanced at Vegeta, who glared back and freaked the two out. Videl didn't seem phased by the event, most likely due to the fact she had seen the same type of thing last night.
They walked to the gate where the CC plane was. Erasa and Sharpener both kept their distance from Vegeta. While walking they noticed another group of students boarding a plane for Jamaica.
"I wanted to go to Jamaica" Gohan mumbled as images of him basking in the sun on the beach while a steel drum band played nearby filled his head. he sniffed slightly as images of him wearing a parka in front of an igloo took over his mind.
They arrived and boarded the CC jet, which was similar to a Boeing 747. The plane was very luxurious inside. The first compartment had seats for take off that were large and leather with built in recliners and could swivel around. The next compartment resembled a living room with huge TV, more recliners and a couch. Following that was a Dining room with a bar and well stocked kitchen. The last compartment was divided into several rooms with beds incase anyone was sleepy. The most unique part of the plane was the top level which had the bulkheads all replaced with strong glass panels allowing a great view while flying.
"Wow! this is amazing!" Videl said. her father had his own plane but it was just a small Lear jet.
"I'm Hungry!" Goten whined.
"Wait until we've taken off" Bulma said helping him with his seat belt.
"I can't wait to meet all the Canadian Women!" Sharpener said gleefully. (A/N - Canadian women truly are some of the most beautiful in the world... I dare you to disagree!, and no it's not because of the beer!)
" Is that all you think about?" Videl asked, glaring.
"Nope, I mainly think about you and me going out together" Sharpener replied.
"You wish" Videl said, gagging at the thought.
"What about me Sharpie?" Erasa asked, looking rejected.
"Hmm, I could see you in there two." Sharpener said entering a gleeful trance.
"I'm gonna kill you Sharpener!" Videl exclaimed.
"What's up with them?" Trunks asked Goten.
"I don't know" Goten said.
"You'll get it when you're older." Gohan said, getting a chuckle out of the scene.

The plane lurched as it was pushed from the docking arm and straightened out. Within minutes it was airborne and on it's way to Canada. Trunks, Goten and Vegeta made a beeline for the kitchen, Erasa and Sharpener went and watched TV, Bulma settled in and started reading a book, and Gohan went upstairs too check out the view. Videl decided this would be the perfect time to interrogate Gohan so she followed him.
"Wow, I'm surprised the glass doesn't shatter" Gohan said to himself, " I mean the incredible pressure placed on it from the varying levels of pressure and the vibration caused by the friction of the air passing over it"
"Even on vacation you're still a nerd" Videl said in jest.
"Oh Videl, I didn't notice you." Gohan said.
"Can it, There's no where to run now, I want answers" Videl's tone went from jesting to serious.
"What do you mean?" Gohan asked, a slight amount of sweat appearing on his brow.
"I saw you last night! You're the Gold fighter!" Videl said.
"I...um.. you must have been dreaming! I went to bed as soon as the movie ended" Gohan stuttered.
"I wasn't, I followed you, I wouldn't be surprised if you were Saiyaman too" Videl said.
Gohan realized his back was to the wall, really it was, Videl made him move back to the wall.
He decided to come clean.
"Darn, you caught me, Please don't tell anyone!" Gohan pleaded, and on his knees too.
" Well, if you had told me at first I may have let you off but you are going to have to offer something big" Videl said, staring down at Gohan.
"How about I take you to dinner and a movie?" Gohan offered. Videl stared at him for a second then fell over laughing.
"You expect me to go out with you to cover your arse? Ha! thats what you would use if you had something like this on me!" Videl said aloud. A completely different thing went through her head at that time that she didn't say out loud.
'you idiot, I would have done that anytime' She thought to herself.
"Well, what do you want?" Gohan looked with his puppy dog eyes.
"hmm, I want you to teach me how to do that stuff, fly, turn my hair blonde, and throw light" She said.
"Aw man.. I can't teach you to turn your hair blonde, please don't ask why, I may tell you at some other time, but not yet, but I can help with the others" Gohan said, defeated.
"I guess two out of three isn't bad, I'll tell you what, I'll trade that for the date" Videl said smiling. Before Gohan could reply, a loud crash came from below. Gohan and Videl both rushed down stairs and saw Vegeta chasing trunks.
"You little brat! give me my banana!" Vegeta yelled.
"It's mine!" Trunks screamed back.
"Give it to me before I through you out of the plane!" Vegeta screamed back.
"He wouldn't really do that would he?" Videl asked, looking worried.
"You don't know Vegeta" Gohan said, looking the same as before when Videl found him out.
"Mine!" Trunks said eating the banana.
"Damn you!" Vegeta yelled grabbing Trunks. He took the struggling demi saiya jin, opened the hatch on the side of the plane, threw Trunks out, then shut it with a smug grin on his face.
"Oh my God!" Videl exclaimed as Trunks flew right into the engine, " You monster!"
"Thank you for the compliment" Vegeta smirked and walked off in search of another banana.
"He killed his own son!" Videl exclaimed, looking at Gohan who wasn't phased," Don't you care!"
"Trunks is fine, he'll be knocking on the door any second." Gohan replied.
Gohan was right. In the jet engine intake the chibi managed to grab the rims and stop himself from going through.
"I'm glad I don't have a tail" Trunks said to himself looking at the inches between his butt and the deadly blades. Trunks managed to get out of the intake and flew to the door and knocked.
"Told ya" Gohan said, opening the hatch quickly to let Trunks in.
"I am going to hurt him so badly..." Trunks mumbled along with other empty threats.
"You're all just weird..." Videl said, a bit stunned.

To Be Continued.....

Next Chapter
Arrival, Sharpeners Stupidity, and Geese Galore!

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