LAB - Unfortunately Hercule couldn't couldn't join me today after I 'accidentally' fell on him.... the doctors say there's a 50% chance he'll be able to move his arms and legs again. So here in exchange, please welcome Miss. Videl and Goten in a yoda costume!
Videl - thank you for inviting to receive the martial artist of the year award!
LAB - Um Videl, yea about that, I lied to get you here.
Videl - YOU TORE ME OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THIS!!! * CLANG! * OW! I'm outta here!
LAB - One advantage to being a robot, armor plated crotch heh heh, Goten if you will.
Goten - Own DBZ he does not, Own it ever, he will never....
LAB - thank you, here's the 30 pounds of chocolate I promised you, go have fun.
Goten - Nice, big robot is * runs off*
LAB - Now first, This is the last day of Christmas break, what would you do? Me, I'm cooking a pizza, grabbin some pop, flipping on the Gundam Chars Attack movie a bought yesterday, and then settling in to write as much as possible today. By tonight I should have at least one new chapter done and an edited version of last chapter, I forgot last night at 3:30 am when I uploaded it. The start of school means I won't have as much time to write so I may not be able to keep the updates coming so quickly. Sorry.
Answers to Reviews ( As of 3:30 AM last night)
Kakarots-Frying-Pan - I managed to get a free large drink and popcorn, my older brother got really ticked off and was freaking out on the manager. It was funny to a point be he has a hard time stopping.
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Invasion of Canada
Last Chapter...
"I'm glad I don't have a tail" Trunks said to himself looking at the inches between his butt and the deadly blades. Trunks managed to get out of the intake and flew to the door and knocked.
"Told ya" Gohan said, opening the hatch quickly to let Trunks in.
"I am going to hurt him so badly..." Trunks mumbled along with other empty threats.
"You're all just weird..." Videl said, a bit stunned.
5 Hours into the flight...
"Are we in Canada yet?" Goten asked a very angry looking Vegeta.
"No!" Vegeta snapped.
"Are we in Canada yet?" Goten asked again.
"NO!" Vegeta yelled.
"Are we in Canada yet?" Goten asked yet again.
"ASK ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL PERSONALLY FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET AND LEAVE YOU THERE FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP!" Vegeta yelled at the stunned child.
"Sorry..." Goten apologized. He waited about a minute the turned to Vegeta again.
"How 'bout now?" He asked.
"GRRRAAAHHH!!!" Vegeta screamed and bolted after Goten, who had taken off and was already in another compartment. Vegeta entered to find Bulma standing in front of Goten with a pissed off look on her face.
"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled.
"MOVE WOMAN! THE BRAT MUST DIE!" Vegeta growled.
"Lay on finger on anyone, blow up anything, even a bird, and I will press the button and not rebuild the GR for a year!" Bulma said sternly holding the GR self destruct remote in her hand.
"You wouldn't dare!" Vegeta said with a smirk.
"Wouldn't I?" Bulma pressed the button, "I'll rebuild it as soon as we get back if you are good."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Vegeta cried before falling to the floor and curling up into a fetal position.
Bulma smirked and returned to reading her book, the Saiya jin Prince and the Pauper.
"This is a dream, this isn't happening..." Vegeta droned on rocking himself.
"Mr. Vegeta..." Goten asked, emerging from hiding, " Are we in Canada yet?"
"AHHH!!!!" Vegeta screamed causing Goten to bolt again.
"What was that?" Sharpener asked.
"Probably just Bulma threatening Vegeta again" Gohan said from his recliner.
"She really has him whipped, I wouldn't want to go near him" Erasa added.
" You just have to know what pushes his buttons" Trunks said,
"What do you mean push his buttons?" Videl asked.
"You can make him like you if you give him food, or give him a good fight in his training room" Gohan explained, " But he'll try to kill you if you take his food, damage his training room or talk of his teddy bear."
"He has a teddy bear? the most dangerous man on Earth has a teddy bear?" Videl said before breaking out into fits of laughter.
"yea! and it's pink too! he calls it Mr. Foofoo!" Goten chimed in.
Videl fell off the couch and landed with a thump, but kept laughing.
"Will you quiet down! I'm trying to learn more about Canadians!" Sharpener said, watching the South park Terrance and Philip episode, " Canadians have flappy heads, he he"
(A/N - you know the episode where terrace and philip have to get Saddam Hussein out of Canada after he takes over with no one either noticing or caring? One of them was married to Celine Dion, there was a guy named ugly bob who looked exactly like everyone else?)
"He's really an idiot isn't he?" Gohan said.
"Hehe! Americans look sooo funny too!" Erasa laughed.
"Who's smarter between the two?" Trunks asked.
"Erasa probably, she just doesn't know it." Videl said, " So cutie, can you fly too?"
"yea! I'm the best at it!" Trunks said, puffing out his chest. "Hey Gohan, she thinks I'm cute! nah!"
"hey Trunks! Lets go play Bombers!" Goten exclaimed, running off.
"Hey! Wait up!" Trunks cried out, following him.
"Bomber? what's that?" Videl asked.
"Basically they're going to throw as you would call them 'light balls' at the ocean" Gohan said, getting more comfortably with Videl knowing of their powers.
"But, we're over land now, Washington state I think" Videl said looking out the window.
"Oh Kami!" Gohan exclaimed, "I've got to stop them!"
"Wait up!" Videl shouted, running after him.
"Where are they going?" Sharpener asked.
"Probably to mate finally" vegeta, who had finally come out of his trance, Said.
"Shut up Vegeta!" Bulma said, whacking him with her High Tech Frying Pan of Many Things That Hurt©.
"Ow....." Vegeta moaned, moving away from the psycho and the pan.
"Bombs Away!" Trunks exclaimed sending a large Ki ball zooming out a small open hatch to the ground.
"No! Stop it!!" Videl cried out, tackling Goten before he could throw his.
"You guys should know better! you don't throw Ki balls at the ground unless you're over the ocean!" Gohan scolded the two.
"We're sorry big brother.."Goten said, looking at his feet.
"Was there any damage?" Videl asked.
"I'll tell ya in a sec" Gohan said, swan diving down.
"Gohan! don't! oh wait, I forgot you can fly" Videl said.
A few seconds later Gohan flew back in and sealed the hatch.
"Well?" Videl asked.
"The Ki ball hit and destroyed Bill Gates Mansion, so there was not real loss." Gohan said.
"Ok, as long as no one important was hurt" Videl said, " you two are off the hook."
"Lets go bug the pilots!" Trunks said, dragging Goten off.
"Wait! Don't! ah forget it, I give up" Gohan said.
Two hours and Three near crashes later....
"Welcome to Pearson International Airport." A voice over the Intercom said, soon followed by the French version, "Bienvenue ˆ l'aŽroport international de Pearson"
"Wow! I can't believe we're actually in canada!" Sharpener exclaimed, " Where are all the canadians?"
"you actually believe canadians have flappy heads like that?" Videl said, giving him an odd look.
"You mean TV lies?" Sharpened looked sadly at Videl.
"Lets go, our limo is here" Bulma said.
"Driver, pull over here for a second" Bulma said driving by a park on the shores of Lake Ontario.
"Woman why are we stopping?" Vegeta demanded to know.
"We're going for a walk, and nothing you say will change that" Bulma said.
"What if I blow you up?" Vegeta mumbled.
"then no gravity room ever" Bulma said smugly.
"I'm surprised they are still married..." Videl said.
"Yea especially since she could be with a man like me!" Sharpener said.
"I heard that, just be glad I'm not allowed to kill you.." Vegeta growled.
"eep.." Sharpener said as everyone exited the limo.
"Wow! there's the CN tower!" Gohan said pointing to the extremely tall pointed tower not too far away.
"And the sky dome! and the Air Canada Center! can we go see a hockey game Bulma! can we!" Sharpener begged.
"Sure! we can do what ever you want!" Bulma said, smiling.
"Can we go home?" Vegeta mumbled.
"No Vegeta, but we can go to an all you can eat buffet tonight" Bulma said.
"Hmpf" Vegeta replied while licking his lips.
"Look at the huge birdies!" Goten cried out before running towards a flock of Canada geese.
"cool!" Trunks said following him.
"Those things are bigger than krillen! Amazing" Gohans said.
Vegeta followed, hiding the fact that he too felt compelled to chase the large birds.
"I'm going to talk to a canadian in their own dialect" Sharpener said running up to a random person.
He returned a short while later looking shocked.
"What happened?" Erasa asked.
"I thought canadians were laid back and easy going..." Sharpener said.
"What did you say?" Videl asked.
"All I said was: Hiya, I'm new in town and I wanted to meet a canadian, eh. I wondered if you could tell me aboot some of the places to see since you live here, donchaknow. How was it when Saddam Hussein took over? eh? or didn't you care aboot that?" Sharpener said, "Then he said something really rude and walked off."
Every one was on the ground laughing at Sharpeners stupidity.
"Sharpener, Canadians aren't really much different than you and I" Gohan chuckled.
"You mean they can fly and throw these Ki thingies too?" Videl whispered.
(A/N - damn, she caught us, no point in keeping it secret any more...)
"No no, thats not what I mean" Gohan said before being interrupted by screams from Vegeta.
Everyone looked over and were amazed at the sight. Trunks and Goten were running well ahead of Vegeta, who was just coming over a small hill being pecked by a couple of geese.
Everyone laughed until they say what else was coming, not too far behind Vegeta, just starting to come over the hill, were hundreds of geese! All of them were honking and looked really angry.
(A/N - its true, they can be mean little buggers when provoked, I learned the hard way when I was young..)
(A/N2 - for a visualization, think the movie the Mummy Returns when the army of Anubis attacks the guys sworn to fight them.)
"Run!" Bulma yelled herding the teens into the limo again, shutting the door and zipping off just as Vegeta jumped in.
"Well, exciting, so far we've offended a Canadian and some how enraged an army of Geese..." Videl said, " what say you we get to a hotel.."
"Where are we staying anyways Bulma?" Gohan asked.
"Sharpener will like this one, We're staying at the Skydome hotel!" Bulma said.
"Yay!" Sharpener exclaimed.
To Be continued....
Next Chapter...
Four Saiya jins Vs. Mandarins Chinese Buffet!, Hockey Night in Canada
Notes -
Funny thing that once happened at the Skydome hotel:
Every room to my knowledge has one wall that is all glass and in full view of the baseball diamond.
One time at a game, a pair of newly weds were on their wedding night if you know what I mean... and the curtains were open on the windows. Well, the camera man for the Jumbotron decided to go along the hotel rooms and stopped at theirs. Imagine that, doing it and being placed on the jumbotron at a ball game. Apparently they were fined for that.
Also, I may make a tiny self insertion, no more than maybe two lines, just for the heck of it. I'll also be throwing in people I met also, like my Dad, who coached the Leafs for half a season when Burns was fired, and most likely Tie Domi, he's a funny guy.
And in upcoming chapters there will be french speaking, but it may not be totally correct as I can't remember much of what was taught in school because I spent so much time living in the US, and I'll be using the translator that came with my new Operating System. Best part of it so far. I'll be handing my next school report in translated into russian with russian alphabet and all, then maybe Japanese, or Greek heh heh.
Videl - thank you for inviting to receive the martial artist of the year award!
LAB - Um Videl, yea about that, I lied to get you here.
Videl - YOU TORE ME OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THIS!!! * CLANG! * OW! I'm outta here!
LAB - One advantage to being a robot, armor plated crotch heh heh, Goten if you will.
Goten - Own DBZ he does not, Own it ever, he will never....
LAB - thank you, here's the 30 pounds of chocolate I promised you, go have fun.
Goten - Nice, big robot is * runs off*
LAB - Now first, This is the last day of Christmas break, what would you do? Me, I'm cooking a pizza, grabbin some pop, flipping on the Gundam Chars Attack movie a bought yesterday, and then settling in to write as much as possible today. By tonight I should have at least one new chapter done and an edited version of last chapter, I forgot last night at 3:30 am when I uploaded it. The start of school means I won't have as much time to write so I may not be able to keep the updates coming so quickly. Sorry.
Answers to Reviews ( As of 3:30 AM last night)
Kakarots-Frying-Pan - I managed to get a free large drink and popcorn, my older brother got really ticked off and was freaking out on the manager. It was funny to a point be he has a hard time stopping.
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Invasion of Canada
Last Chapter...
"I'm glad I don't have a tail" Trunks said to himself looking at the inches between his butt and the deadly blades. Trunks managed to get out of the intake and flew to the door and knocked.
"Told ya" Gohan said, opening the hatch quickly to let Trunks in.
"I am going to hurt him so badly..." Trunks mumbled along with other empty threats.
"You're all just weird..." Videl said, a bit stunned.
5 Hours into the flight...
"Are we in Canada yet?" Goten asked a very angry looking Vegeta.
"No!" Vegeta snapped.
"Are we in Canada yet?" Goten asked again.
"NO!" Vegeta yelled.
"Are we in Canada yet?" Goten asked yet again.
"ASK ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL PERSONALLY FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET AND LEAVE YOU THERE FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP!" Vegeta yelled at the stunned child.
"Sorry..." Goten apologized. He waited about a minute the turned to Vegeta again.
"How 'bout now?" He asked.
"GRRRAAAHHH!!!" Vegeta screamed and bolted after Goten, who had taken off and was already in another compartment. Vegeta entered to find Bulma standing in front of Goten with a pissed off look on her face.
"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled.
"MOVE WOMAN! THE BRAT MUST DIE!" Vegeta growled.
"Lay on finger on anyone, blow up anything, even a bird, and I will press the button and not rebuild the GR for a year!" Bulma said sternly holding the GR self destruct remote in her hand.
"You wouldn't dare!" Vegeta said with a smirk.
"Wouldn't I?" Bulma pressed the button, "I'll rebuild it as soon as we get back if you are good."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Vegeta cried before falling to the floor and curling up into a fetal position.
Bulma smirked and returned to reading her book, the Saiya jin Prince and the Pauper.
"This is a dream, this isn't happening..." Vegeta droned on rocking himself.
"Mr. Vegeta..." Goten asked, emerging from hiding, " Are we in Canada yet?"
"AHHH!!!!" Vegeta screamed causing Goten to bolt again.
"What was that?" Sharpener asked.
"Probably just Bulma threatening Vegeta again" Gohan said from his recliner.
"She really has him whipped, I wouldn't want to go near him" Erasa added.
" You just have to know what pushes his buttons" Trunks said,
"What do you mean push his buttons?" Videl asked.
"You can make him like you if you give him food, or give him a good fight in his training room" Gohan explained, " But he'll try to kill you if you take his food, damage his training room or talk of his teddy bear."
"He has a teddy bear? the most dangerous man on Earth has a teddy bear?" Videl said before breaking out into fits of laughter.
"yea! and it's pink too! he calls it Mr. Foofoo!" Goten chimed in.
Videl fell off the couch and landed with a thump, but kept laughing.
"Will you quiet down! I'm trying to learn more about Canadians!" Sharpener said, watching the South park Terrance and Philip episode, " Canadians have flappy heads, he he"
(A/N - you know the episode where terrace and philip have to get Saddam Hussein out of Canada after he takes over with no one either noticing or caring? One of them was married to Celine Dion, there was a guy named ugly bob who looked exactly like everyone else?)
"He's really an idiot isn't he?" Gohan said.
"Hehe! Americans look sooo funny too!" Erasa laughed.
"Who's smarter between the two?" Trunks asked.
"Erasa probably, she just doesn't know it." Videl said, " So cutie, can you fly too?"
"yea! I'm the best at it!" Trunks said, puffing out his chest. "Hey Gohan, she thinks I'm cute! nah!"
"hey Trunks! Lets go play Bombers!" Goten exclaimed, running off.
"Hey! Wait up!" Trunks cried out, following him.
"Bomber? what's that?" Videl asked.
"Basically they're going to throw as you would call them 'light balls' at the ocean" Gohan said, getting more comfortably with Videl knowing of their powers.
"But, we're over land now, Washington state I think" Videl said looking out the window.
"Oh Kami!" Gohan exclaimed, "I've got to stop them!"
"Wait up!" Videl shouted, running after him.
"Where are they going?" Sharpener asked.
"Probably to mate finally" vegeta, who had finally come out of his trance, Said.
"Shut up Vegeta!" Bulma said, whacking him with her High Tech Frying Pan of Many Things That Hurt©.
"Ow....." Vegeta moaned, moving away from the psycho and the pan.
"Bombs Away!" Trunks exclaimed sending a large Ki ball zooming out a small open hatch to the ground.
"No! Stop it!!" Videl cried out, tackling Goten before he could throw his.
"You guys should know better! you don't throw Ki balls at the ground unless you're over the ocean!" Gohan scolded the two.
"We're sorry big brother.."Goten said, looking at his feet.
"Was there any damage?" Videl asked.
"I'll tell ya in a sec" Gohan said, swan diving down.
"Gohan! don't! oh wait, I forgot you can fly" Videl said.
A few seconds later Gohan flew back in and sealed the hatch.
"Well?" Videl asked.
"The Ki ball hit and destroyed Bill Gates Mansion, so there was not real loss." Gohan said.
"Ok, as long as no one important was hurt" Videl said, " you two are off the hook."
"Lets go bug the pilots!" Trunks said, dragging Goten off.
"Wait! Don't! ah forget it, I give up" Gohan said.
Two hours and Three near crashes later....
"Welcome to Pearson International Airport." A voice over the Intercom said, soon followed by the French version, "Bienvenue ˆ l'aŽroport international de Pearson"
"Wow! I can't believe we're actually in canada!" Sharpener exclaimed, " Where are all the canadians?"
"you actually believe canadians have flappy heads like that?" Videl said, giving him an odd look.
"You mean TV lies?" Sharpened looked sadly at Videl.
"Lets go, our limo is here" Bulma said.
"Driver, pull over here for a second" Bulma said driving by a park on the shores of Lake Ontario.
"Woman why are we stopping?" Vegeta demanded to know.
"We're going for a walk, and nothing you say will change that" Bulma said.
"What if I blow you up?" Vegeta mumbled.
"then no gravity room ever" Bulma said smugly.
"I'm surprised they are still married..." Videl said.
"Yea especially since she could be with a man like me!" Sharpener said.
"I heard that, just be glad I'm not allowed to kill you.." Vegeta growled.
"eep.." Sharpener said as everyone exited the limo.
"Wow! there's the CN tower!" Gohan said pointing to the extremely tall pointed tower not too far away.
"And the sky dome! and the Air Canada Center! can we go see a hockey game Bulma! can we!" Sharpener begged.
"Sure! we can do what ever you want!" Bulma said, smiling.
"Can we go home?" Vegeta mumbled.
"No Vegeta, but we can go to an all you can eat buffet tonight" Bulma said.
"Hmpf" Vegeta replied while licking his lips.
"Look at the huge birdies!" Goten cried out before running towards a flock of Canada geese.
"cool!" Trunks said following him.
"Those things are bigger than krillen! Amazing" Gohans said.
Vegeta followed, hiding the fact that he too felt compelled to chase the large birds.
"I'm going to talk to a canadian in their own dialect" Sharpener said running up to a random person.
He returned a short while later looking shocked.
"What happened?" Erasa asked.
"I thought canadians were laid back and easy going..." Sharpener said.
"What did you say?" Videl asked.
"All I said was: Hiya, I'm new in town and I wanted to meet a canadian, eh. I wondered if you could tell me aboot some of the places to see since you live here, donchaknow. How was it when Saddam Hussein took over? eh? or didn't you care aboot that?" Sharpener said, "Then he said something really rude and walked off."
Every one was on the ground laughing at Sharpeners stupidity.
"Sharpener, Canadians aren't really much different than you and I" Gohan chuckled.
"You mean they can fly and throw these Ki thingies too?" Videl whispered.
(A/N - damn, she caught us, no point in keeping it secret any more...)
"No no, thats not what I mean" Gohan said before being interrupted by screams from Vegeta.
Everyone looked over and were amazed at the sight. Trunks and Goten were running well ahead of Vegeta, who was just coming over a small hill being pecked by a couple of geese.
Everyone laughed until they say what else was coming, not too far behind Vegeta, just starting to come over the hill, were hundreds of geese! All of them were honking and looked really angry.
(A/N - its true, they can be mean little buggers when provoked, I learned the hard way when I was young..)
(A/N2 - for a visualization, think the movie the Mummy Returns when the army of Anubis attacks the guys sworn to fight them.)
"Run!" Bulma yelled herding the teens into the limo again, shutting the door and zipping off just as Vegeta jumped in.
"Well, exciting, so far we've offended a Canadian and some how enraged an army of Geese..." Videl said, " what say you we get to a hotel.."
"Where are we staying anyways Bulma?" Gohan asked.
"Sharpener will like this one, We're staying at the Skydome hotel!" Bulma said.
"Yay!" Sharpener exclaimed.
To Be continued....
Next Chapter...
Four Saiya jins Vs. Mandarins Chinese Buffet!, Hockey Night in Canada
Notes -
Funny thing that once happened at the Skydome hotel:
Every room to my knowledge has one wall that is all glass and in full view of the baseball diamond.
One time at a game, a pair of newly weds were on their wedding night if you know what I mean... and the curtains were open on the windows. Well, the camera man for the Jumbotron decided to go along the hotel rooms and stopped at theirs. Imagine that, doing it and being placed on the jumbotron at a ball game. Apparently they were fined for that.
Also, I may make a tiny self insertion, no more than maybe two lines, just for the heck of it. I'll also be throwing in people I met also, like my Dad, who coached the Leafs for half a season when Burns was fired, and most likely Tie Domi, he's a funny guy.
And in upcoming chapters there will be french speaking, but it may not be totally correct as I can't remember much of what was taught in school because I spent so much time living in the US, and I'll be using the translator that came with my new Operating System. Best part of it so far. I'll be handing my next school report in translated into russian with russian alphabet and all, then maybe Japanese, or Greek heh heh.