IMPORTANT!!
I'm very sorry for not updating sooner. I've been very busy getting ready for my final project for my English course due tomorrow. This chapter is only half done and I didn't get to the restaurant or the hockey game yet. I would have finished toady had my dad not called wanting to take me to a Missassagua (sp?) Ice Dogs game tonight, I met Don Cherry heh heh, and surprisingly enough we went to Mandarin for dinner. I'll try my hardest to finish the other half by friday night when I have no more projects due.

LAB - Um, do to restrictions by Hercules lawyers, he will not be joining me, neither will Videl.
So no fun with Hercule... sniff sniff...

Trunks - since when do you care about lawyers?

LAB - since they threatened to take my computer away...

Trunks - wuss...

LAB - I'm not a wuss.. I'll show you! I'll fight this!

Disclaimer - In an open court room, two armies of lawyers line up in front of each other. On one side, the lawyers of Hercule, on the other, the lawyers of LAB, led by the bot himself in a kilt.

LAB - they can take our lives! but they can't take our computers!!!! charge!

* several minutes later, dead lawyers are everywhere and papers are gently settling on the ground *

LAB - I won, I won! * does a scottish dance * Now to get DBZ! Come my fearless army of lawyers! Oh wait, you're all dead..

LAB - Also, Never challenge a goose to a boxing match, you can't hit the little buggers..

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Invasion of Canada

Last Chapter....
"Well, exciting, so far we've offended a Canadian and some how enraged an army of Geese..." Videl said, " what say you we get to a hotel.."
"Where are we staying anyways Bulma?" Gohan asked.
"Sharpener will like this one, We're staying at the Skydome hotel!" Bulma said.
"Yay!" Sharpener exclaimed.

Back in the park......

The flock of killer geese were still angry. On large one stood out from the rest as the apparent leader. Another, slightly smaller with a half blueish beak, approached the large one.
"Honk Hon Honk Honk ( the pointy headed one and the small ones have escaped)" It seemed to talk to the other.
"Hon hon honka hon (find them! and summon the other tribes! no one insults my neck!)" the large one seemed to reply. Nearby, a seventeen year old boy(Me!) walked along the path going along the edge of the lake.
"Heh heh, payday! I finally got into Bill Gates bank account" He said, "I think I'll get a Subway sub"
He walked along and noticed the geese, the large one in particular.
"Hmm, that goose has a funny long neck" he said. The large goose heard this and became enrages.
"Honka Honnnnk Honnkkk Ho Honkkk! (He dares insult the neck of the prince of all geese! Attack!)" Large goose cried out. Dozens of geese swarmed over the teen.
"AHHH!!!!!" He cried before being engulfed by the flock. A minute or so later the flock dissipated and all that was left of the teen was his tattered clothes.
"Honk Honk Honk (find the pointy one Goose-heart, and do the same to him.)" the goose with the half blue beak bowed it's head and waddled off.
(A/N - hows that for a short self insertion, I killed myself! damned geese!)

The limo containing the group approached the Skydome, home of the Toronto Blue Jays and the Toronto Argonauts CFL team. The skydome hotel where they would be staying was built into the actual Skydome stadium. Most of the rooms have at least one wall made of glass that offer a spectacular view of the field inside and, when they decide to open the top, a good view of the CN Tower.
Sharpener jumped out and ran inside gleefully.
"I'm gonna get to see a real canadian hockey game!" Sharpener exclaimed.
"Will some one please shut him up.." Gohan groaned. He had to put up with his begging during the entire limo ride. So far he had convinced Bulma to take the group not only to the Leafs game that night, but also to let them watch a Jays game, and visit the hockey hall of fame.
"Watch and learn Brat" Vegeta said reaching over and pinching Sharpeners neck, causing him to slump down asleep.
"Whoa! he knows how to do the Vulcan nerve pinch!" Erasa exclaimed in awe of Vegeta's ability to shut Sharpener up.
"You didn't kill him did you?" Bulma whispered into Vegeta's ear, "You know we can't use the Dragon balls for another seven months"
Gohan and Vegeta cringed at the memory of when Trunks and Goten wished for all the candy they could eat, and the ensuing havoc caused by the two sugar high saiya jins.
"Give me more credit Woman" Vegeta replied.
"Good, Now lets go check in" Bulma smiled, amazed at her husbands restraint.
"I can just kill him after you repair my gravity room" Vegeta said to himself.

The group entered the lobby, Gohan carrying Sharpeners unconscious form. While Bulma went up to the counter to get the rooms the teens and Vegeta flopped into the chairs and couch located in the middle of the lobby. No one noticed where the two chibis had disappeared to.
It was around four o'clock, they arrived in the city of Toronto at roughly two pm, got through customs and into the limo by three, were almost killed by geese at three forty five, and were sitting in the lobby now at five.
Vegeta was licking his lips waiting for the all you can eat buffet he had been promised earlier.
The peace was shattered when a crash and a bunch of yells came from the gift shop.
Gohan and Videl ran over while Vegeta just walked. Erasa didn't notice as she was too busy poking Sharpener.
"What happened!" Gohan asked the enraged store clerk.
(A/N - An enraged Canadian? Have I lost it?!?!)
"Are you blind! two children just destroyed everything!" The clerk yelled pointing the the various destroyed items.
'Oh no, the better not have been eating candy..' Gohan thought.
"Were they eating any candy before this happened?" Gohan asked.
"No, they were messing around over there" The clerk pointed to a pile of empty bottles in the shape of maple leaves.
"What were in those bottles..." Gohan asked, dreading the answer.
"Maple syrup, why?" the clerk asked, not knowing the effect it had.
"Oh Kami No!" Gohan exclaimed running out in search of the two little demons.
"Wait up!" Videl yelled trying to catch up the demi saiya jin teen.
"HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS!" The clerk yelled after them.
"Talk to the woman" Vegeta said, smirking as he kicked over a case displaying expensive glass figures.
"Hey! get back here!" the clerk yelled after him as he walked off smirking.
"Woman, the idiot over there wants to talk to you" Vegeta said as he walked by Bulma, returning to his comfy chair.
"Just add that onto the bill please" Bulma said cheerful as ever. The person behind the front desk gave her an odd look but did as she requested.

"Where are those two?" Gohan asked no one in particular.
"You looking for those two hyper little kids?" A man with a scratchy voice asked Gohan.
"ya, have you seen them?" Gohan asked, turning to face the man. The man was middle aged with a scruffy grey beard. On his head he wore a green fishing hat, a red, green and grey plaid work shirt, tan pants, and a pair of red and green suspenders.
(A/N - any true canadian would recognize this as Red Green from the Red Green show!)
"oh yea, they ran that way" the man said pointing down a hall.
"Thanks a lot!" Gohan said running off the way the man had pointed.
"Here! take this! it may help!" the man said tossing Gohan a roll of duct tape, "And remember, Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati! (If all else fails, play dead!)"
"Bye sir!" Gohan yelled back running after the two hyper chibi's.

"Trunks Trunks!" Goten exclaimed to his hyper friend as they slowed down for a slit second, "what should we do now?"
"I dunno Goten, hey! lets go see if there is a fitness room and annoy the weaklings working out!" Trunks exclaimed. That split second slowdown ended their short, but expensive reign of terror as Gohan managed to catch up to them.
"Gotcha!" Gohan exclaimed as he grabbed Trunks and, using his super speed, wrapped him up in duct tape.
"Trunks!" Goten cried out before Gohan grabbed him and did the same.
"There, you two caused a lot of damage! you actually got a canadian to yell!" Gohan fumed.
"What is this stuff! I can't move!" Trunks cried out, struggling against the duct tape.
"I don't know, it must be what the canadians use to punish their children" Gohan said, "But you deserve an additional punishment"
"Uh oh..." Goten said dreading what was to come.
An evil grin spread across Gohans face, a grin that even Vegeta would fear, as he looked out a nearby window. He viewed the field inside the Skydome and saw the field was still set up for a football game. He scooped up the two chibis and found his way onto the field.
(A/N - some how he got by security and no one noticed him, I've done that kind of thing before heh heh heh)
"What are you going to do to us big brother?" Goten asked, a touch of fear in his voice.
"Just something I saw in those cartoons Sharpener was watching" Gohan replied placing Trunks and Goten side by side on the field. Gohan took a few steps back then rushed Trunks first.
"Kick the chibi!" he exclaimed, booting Trunks into the air, through the goal post, and head first into one of the seats in the stands. Gohan lined up on Goten now, who had just watched his best friend go flying into the stands.
"Kick the chibi!" Gohan called out.
"Don't kick the chibi!!!" Goten yelled back.
"Kick the Chibi!" Gohan yelled again and booted Goten in a similar fashion directly into the seat beside Trunks.
"Well, that felt good, I wonder if Bulma got the rooms yet..." Gohan said, walking off the field.
Up in the stands, the two little demons were still trying to get out of the duct tape, which was made harder since they were stuck in the seats upside down.
"Hey Goten..." Trunks said to his friend beside him.
"ya?" Goten replied.
"That was kind of fun!" Trunks said.
"ya! maybe we can get Gohan to do it again later!" Goten replied.

In the lobby.....

Videl had given up chasing Gohan and the chibis and returned to the lobby with her friends. A TV was on nearby and was showing a news story about a recent event in the US.
"Earlier today the home of Bill Gates, owner of Microsoft and second richest person on Earth, was blown up mysteriously today. The billionaire computer nerd was, at the time, bowing down to Steve Jobs, President of Apple Computers, and was not harmed." The news anchor said.
"Well thats a good thing, no one was hurt" Videl said to herself.
"There was one death associated with the blast, a young man was impaled by debris while boating with his girlfriend, who was unhurt and didn't seem to care..." The news anchor added.
"Meh, I don't care" Videl said before noticing Gohan returning without Trunks and Goten.
"Brat! where is my Brat and Kakkarots second brat!" Vegeta 'asked' Gohan.
"Did you lose them?" Videl asked in a sarcastic manner.
"Naw, I caught them and play a bit of foot ball with them, they got to be the balls" Gohan said smirking.
"Congratulations Brat, you're letting your evil side through for once" Vegeta praised Gohan for the first time ever.
"I wonder if that guy has any hedge clippers on him" Gohan said, smirking and eying Vegeta's hair.
"You wouldn't dare try!" Vegeta exclaimed, jumping up into a defensive posture, "If you do I'll blast you the next dimension with your idiot father!"
"Calm down Vegeta, he was kidding, he knows how much you value your hair since it makes you look taller" Bulma said, having finally finished her business at the front desk.
"Damn right....WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKES ME LOOK TALLER! I'M PLENTY TALL!" Vegeta yelled after registering the second part of what Bulma said. Bulma turned to the teens and ignored Vegeta's ranting.
"They only had two rooms and a suite left, Vegeta and I will take one room, Videl and Erasa in the other and Gohan can have the suite with Sharpener and the boys" Bulma said.
"Ha ha, you have to share a room with Erasa" Gohan snickered quietly to Videl.
"So? you have to share with both Sharpener and the two little devils" Videl said back, smirking evilly.
"Crud...." Gohan grumbled realizing he was beaten.
"We'll go to dinner in an hour, go get settled." Bulma said handing out keycards for each room.
The group moved off, Gohan carrying Sharpener, who was still out cold.

In the stadium stands.....
"I think they forgot us Trunks" Goten said to his companion.
"No, really? I thought he was going to get us some ice cream!" Trunks responded sarcastically.
"Really! I hope he gets me Mint chip! maybe with some cookie dough and chocolate too!" Goten said, licking his lips.
"What a moron...." Trunks said struggling even more to get out of the duct tape.

Back with the group....

Gohan walked into the suite. It was a great room, actually two rooms and a bathroom. In the bedroom there was a single king sized bed and a TV. The other room had a table, another TV, a pair of chairs and and couch with a pull out bed. Gohan, getting annoyed with having to carry Sharpener everywhere, dumped him in the bath tub and turned the water on as cold as it could go trying to wake him up.
No such luck. Gohan noticed the ice bucket and glasses on the bathroom counter.
'this might work' Gohan thought, grabbing the bucket and making a trip to the ice machine.
Several trips to the ice machine later Sharpener still hadn't woken up. Videl, who had been patiently waiting for Erasa to get out of the bathroom for the past half an hour, heard Gohan's frequent trips and went out to investigate.
"What with all the ice Gohan? trying to make a huge drink with the stuff in the mini bar?" Videl asked as Gohan made his seventh trip to the ice machine.
"Trying to wake Sharpener up, I've tried dropping him, slapping him, right now he's in the shower covered in ice with the water on cold.." Gohan said fumbling with the doorknob.
"Let me try" Videl said following Gohan into his room. She could barely stop herself from breaking out laughing at the sight of Sharpener in the bathtub covered in ice with one leg out of the tub.
Gohan dumped the last bucket of ice on and watched for any reaction.
"What did Vegeta do to him?" Gohan asked himself.
"Geez, watch and learn" Videl said clearing her throat.
"Gohan!" She exclaimed making him jump from the volume of her voice, "Don't look at me! I don't have anything on!"
On que, Sharpener jumped up, wide awake.
"Where! GHAAAA THAT'S FREAKIN COLD!!!!!!!" Sharpener cried out and jumped out of the freezing shower.
"Nice work" Gohan said complimenting Videls methods.
"Thanks, Now I have to get Erasa to give up the shower..." Videl said returning too her own room.
Gohan left Sharpener to take a HOT shower and admired the view of the field. In the stands he saw two seats that weren't like the others and remembered about Trunks and Goten.
"I almost forgot about them, I'm surprised they didn't get out, this 'duct tape' stuff is genius." Gohan said to himself before going to free the two trapped chibis, "I'd hate to think of what Mom would have done if she had some of that stuff."

To Be Continued.....

Next Chapter!
Finally we get to Mandarin and the hockey Game....sorry for making you wait, feel free to kick me.

* The news broadcast about Bill Gates mansion being destroyed ( previous chapter ) was inspired by DemonDancing's Review!