*Trunks and Goten run by screaming*
*a few seconds later a MiG jet flys by strafing the ground behind them*
LAB - TEACH YOU TO POKE ME WHEN I'M FROZEN!
Goten - DON'T KILL US! WE'RE SORRY!
Trunks - IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
LAB - YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU'LL BE IN OTHER Hey! theres my good buddy Hercule!
*LAB transforms back into a big robot*
Hercule - Oh no! It's the giant robot thingie! Driver! go now!!
*Hercule speeds off in his limo, Leaving Videl on the sidewalk*
Videl - HEY! DAD! DON'T LEAVE ME! *notices LAB* You scared my dad off! I have to walk home now!
LAB - Can't you fly? *backing away from the angry Videl*
Videl - I DON'T WANT TO JUST LIFT OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME A RIDE HOME! *backs LAB into a corner*
LAB - Well, I can do that *transforms back into MiG form* hop in
Videl - That was cool, how'd you do that?
LAB - not telling
Videl - TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT!
LAB - Eep! I see why Gohan is afraid of you!
Videl - Thank you, Now tell me.
LAB - say the disclaimer first and I'll consider it
Videl - LAB doesn't own DBZ, but he will own my dads head on a stick when I'm through with him for leaving me! now Tell me!
LAB - Ok, I was built to do it, so you can't.
Videl - damn, can I steer?
LAB - I guess, but don't crash me like Trunks did last week....
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Invasion Of Canada
Last Chapter....
Sharpener was extremely happy as he caught a T-shirt that Carlton, the leafs mascot, was throwing into the crowds. The Chibis disappeared again and returned with several more jerseys, all Toronto Maple leafs. At the start of the third period the Leafs came out in their dark Jerseys as several of their white ones had gone missing mysteriously. When the game finished they walked back to the Skydome since it was so close by and turned in for the night.
In the Hotel....
"Hey nerd boy, I'll arm wrestle ya for the big bed" Sharpener said referring to the king sized bed in one of the rooms.
'Great, should I let him win, or should I beat him?' Gohan thought to himself. 'wait a second, I'm a genious, I'll use my brain!'
"Well if you want to, but you know that who ever wins has to share with them" Gohan said pointing to the two chibi's raiding the mini bar, not noticing what was in there at first.
"Um.. on second thought you can have it" Sharpener said deciding against trying to sleep with two hyper little kids.
"Ok, if you insist, What are you guys eating from there?" Gohan said smirking.
"Everything, chips, pop, cookies, candy bars, don't worry, there's not enough to get us on a sugar high like earlier today, please don'ty bring out the duct tape!" Trunks pleaded.
"Ok, I won't as long as you don't start breaking things, anything good left?" Gohan said.
"theres a few chocolate bars, some diet pop, something called Molson Canadian and some little bottles with something called Vodka in them" Goten said, "I think I'll try this vodka stuff"
"No you won't, that's for adults only, give them to me, I'll get rid of them" Gohan said.
With that he left for Bulma's room a floor below theirs. Knocking on the door he waited for either Bulma or Vegeta to answer. Through the door he heard rather, at least to him, disturbing sounds.
"Vegeta
" Hold up a second, some one's at the door." Gohan heard through the door.
" Ignore it Woman! Hey! don't cover up! how will we do it when you're like that" Gohan cringed as he heard that.
"I'll Just be a second" Bulma said opening the door, "Oh, hi Gohan"
"BRAT LEAVE US NOW!" Vegeta yelled earning a knock on the wall from the people in the next room, "STOP KNOCKNG IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!"
"Bite me buddy!" a voice came from the other side followed by more knocking.
"I WARNED YOU!" Vegeta yelled leaping out of bed completely naked and running out into the hall.
"VEGETA! GET BACK IN THERE!" Bulma yelled, but to not avail. Vegeta broke in the door and stormed into the other mans room. What followed was a flash and a scream then silence and some smoke floating out. Vegeta marched past again and back into his room.
"VEGETA! you better not have killed him!" Bulma yelled gaining only a grunt in response, "But what did you want Gohan? um.. Gohan?"
Gohan was on the floor holding his face, looking like he was writhing in pain.
"AHHHGH! My eyes! My Eyes! I'm Blind!" Gohan cried out.
"Will you stop that already?" Bulma said putting her hands on her hips.
"Ok" Gohan said hopping up, "But I wanted to give you these so Goten and Trunks don't drink them."
"Good idea" Bulma said taking the beer and vodka, "Sorry about Vegeta's lack of shame"
" I pray to Dende that I never have to see that again..." Gohan said just as Vegeta appeared behind Bulma still naked.
"WOMAN! I'M WAITING!" He yelled.
"ok ok, Good night Gohan... Gohan get up!" Bulma said.
"I'm really blind this time!" Gohan cried out.
Several minutes later back in Gohans room.....
"Are you ok man?" Sharpener asked in a rare display of concern. Gohan walked stiffly towards the couch and plopped down, a vacant look on his face.
"Yo! are you ok?" Sharpener asked again.
"Please kill me so the image of Vegeta nude goes away" Gohan said shuddering slightly.
"He'll be fine in the morning, we'll take care of him" Trunks said as he and Goten picked Gohan up and put him in bed.
"Good, I won't have to carry him in there, hey we get the playboy channel." Sharpener said returning to the TV.
"what are they doing?" Goten asked, reappearing from the bedroom.
"um, nothing now go away you're too young for this" Sharpener said flipping the channel to Teletoon, "what the hell is this?"
"Spider man! leave it on!" Trunks said hopping into the seat beside Sharpener.
"Naw this sucks" Sharpener said flipping the channel again.
"Leave it!" Goten whined now.
"I hold the remote, I decide what we watch!" Sharpener said holding the remote up, only to have it grabbed from him by Trunks.
"Now I hold it!" Trunks said flipping through the various channels, "Man, canadian TV sucks.."
(A/N - it's true, especially on weekends when all there is on is either cruddy north american cartoons or really boring shows)
"Give me that back!" Sharpener cried out making the mistake of trying to get it back.
The next morning......
"How did I get in bed?" Gohan asked himself looking around the room. Two his side were the two chibis sprawled out looking like they hadn't gotten to sleep until very late. From the other side of the doors in the other room he could hear the TV on and some muffled screams. He got up and openned the doors.
"Oh Kami this is too much" He said breaking out in fits of laughter. The previous night when Sharpener tried to grab the remote the Chibis got angry. What did they do? They managed to hog tie Sharpener and gag him. They left him there all night with the TV on Treehouse TV, when Gohan found him he was crying and Teletubbies was on. Sharpener saw Gohan and started trying to talk to him.
"MFFAAHN! HFFLLF NEE!" Sharpener cried out.
"Help you? I guess so, but you owe me one" Gohan said untying Sharpener.
"Say anything about this to anyone and you are dead" Sharpener said walking into the bathroom.
"I make no promises" Gohan chuckled returning to his room to wake the chibi's up.
The chibis were still sprawled out on the bed but had moved so that they took over where Gohan had been sleeping as well. Gohan wished he had a bucket of cold water, but Sharpener didn't seem to be coming out of the bathroom any time soon. Then it hit him, the bucket of ice that He had left over from trying to wake Sharpener up yesterday should have melted and should still be there. Gohan found it sitting on one of the desks in the main room and grabbed it.
"Hey guys!" He yelled throwing the water at the sleeping chibis, "Wake up!"
The chibis remained asleep, unphased by the shower they just recieved.
"Ok, this will be tough...." Gohan said to himself, "I'll try this, Foods Ready!"
The sleeping chibi's still weren't responding.
"I'll have to bring out the big guns" Gohan said, getting aggrevated, "LOOK! IT'S BARNEY!"
That did it. Goten and Trunks bolted out of the bed and cowered in a corner.
"Don't let him get us!" Goten cried.
"Ew! Goten! you peed yourself!" Trunks said not noticing that he was wet too.
"No! You did! and you got it on me!" Goten cried out.
Gohan was just standing back watching the two as they assumed they peed their pants.
"Um.." Gohan spoke up, "Aren't you forgetting about Barney?"
"AH! BARNEY!" They both yelled then hid behind Gohan, who had now burst out laughing for the second time that morning.
"You two are the strongest kids in the world and you're afraid of Barney!" Gohan said composing himself, "Sorry about that, but you shouldn't have done that to Sharpener, and thats just water, not pee, go get changed so we can get breakfast."
"FOOD!" The two said in unison before running off to change. A few minutes later, the trio walked to the area where the continental breakfast was being served. Their jaws all hit the ground at once upon seeing what little food was being offered.
"THAT'S ALL THERE IS FOR BREAKFAST!" Gohan stammered, "WE'LL STARVE!"
If any other hotel patrons had been there they would have all been staring at Gohan by now, but only Bulma, Videl and Erasa were there.
"and where's Dad?" Trunks asked in a much quieter voice than Gohan.
"Vegeta had the same reaction as you three then stormed off mumbling about something." Bulma said, "I'll run back to my room and get some money then you can take the boys to a resturaunt for breakfast Gohan"
"yay! we won't starve!" Goten said.
"would you two like to come?" Gohan asked Videl and Erasa.
"No thanks, this is enough for us here" Videl replied.
"I wonder what dad is doing for food" Trunks said to no one in particular.
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Blitzkrieg: Fall of the Ice Jin
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"I can't believe the woman expected that tiny amount of food to be enough for a saiya jin prince." Vegeta grumbled as he stormed through Toronto.
"I could just go to a resturaunt, eat and then blast them when they bring the bill but the woman would never fix my GR ..." Vegeta mumbled as he looked around. His eyes stopped on a group of Geese that looked similar to the ones he encountered the other day, "mmm, meat...."
(A/N - They're back!)
"Honka Honky Hon Hon! (We've found the pointy headed one! Attack!)" One of the geese honked before it and all the other geese started waddling after Vegeta.
In the Hotel lobby....
"Huh... I can swear I just felt Vegeta's Ki spike for a second." Gohan said as he and the Chibi's were about to leave for breakfast.
"Gohan, lets go! I'm hungry!" Trunks whined, pulling on one of Gohans arms.
"Me too! I need food!" Goten cried, pulling on the other arm. Gohan was overpowered by the combined might of the two chibi saiya jins and was dragged out the door. They started walking, searching for somewhere that could provide enough food to satisfy their massive hunger.
"BEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!" a giant belch (duh) came from an alley the trio was about to pass by. They stopped and looked. Vegeta walked out rubbing his stomach, leaving behind a pile of what looked like large chicken bones.
"Vegeta! what were you doing?" Gohan asked, rather harshly.
"I was hungry and this swarm of long neck ducks attacked me, so I blasted them and ate all except one, the thing waddled off when I wasn't looking..." Vegeta said, smirking.
"You know if you had waited at the hotel you could have joined us for breakfast" Gohan said, sighing.
"Who says I won't still?" Vegeta smirked, "those things tasted like crap"
"Fine, come on" Gohan said as he started walking again.
Several minutes later they came upon a good looking resturaunt advertising an all you can eat breakfast buffet.
"Lets try this place big brother, Golden Griddle" Goten said, tugging on Gohans pant leg.
"Ok" Gohan replied entering the resturaunt.
"Welcome to Golden Griddle, four of you? come this way please" the helpful hostess said, leading them to a table.
"Hey! maple syrup!" Trunks exclaimed making a grab for the container sitting on the table.
"I think not" Gohan said, grabbing it before Trunks could, "not after yesterday"
"Hmpf" Trunks pouted.
"Hi, would you all like something to drink?" The waitress said after appearing out of nowhere.
"Chocolate milk!" Goten exclaimed.
"Coke, no ice" Trunks said.
"I'll have some tea" Gohan said.
"Hot chocolate, extra whipped cream" Vegeta said.
"Hot chocolate Vegeta?" Gohan snickered, "I'd have thought you'd go for something more grown up"
"I'm not the one who wears teddy bear underwear" Vegeta grinned.
"Riiiight" the waitress said, " I assume you are here for the buffet, feel free to start any ti"
Before she could finish talking everyone was gone and demolishing the buffet.
"me.... boy are they weird" the waitress said before going off to get the drinks.
Moments later the four Saiya jins returned having cleaned out the entire buffet.
"I hope they restock it soon, this won't be quite enough to feed all of us" Gohan said.
"MMM Canadian bacon" Trunks said.
"And sausage" Goten added.
"I love waffles" Vegeta said having hoarded all the waffles.
"Hey! these taste like powdered eggs!" Gohan complained, but not stopping for a second, "Oh well"
Many other customers were displeased and left the resturaunt. Within 5 minutes the buffet was restocked and dismantled again by the Saiya Jins before anyone else could get there.
The manager, having seen the ravenous saiya jins clean out his buffet twice, was curled up in a corner of the kitchen crying at how much money he was losing. The waitress came out with the Saiya Jin's drinks, a chuckling a bit.
(A/N - they sometimes take that long! I once had to wait 15 minutes!)
"Whats so funny? This is how we always eat" Goten said, his face covered in food.
"No, it's not that! you made the manager cry! And this guy was one of the most hard ass bosses I've ever seen" the Waitress joked.
"Oh... Now I feel bad.." Gohan mumbled.
"Don't brat, his own fault for offering all you can eat for $11" Vegeta said, downing his hot chocolate , "GAH! THATS! TOO HOT BLASTED WOMAN!"
"well duh, it's supposed to be hot, It's HOT chocolate." The waitress said.
"We should get going" Gohan said plopping down a couple of hundreds from what Bulma gave him, "Give the extra to the Manager"
Gohan and the group returned to the hotel and found Bulma, Erasa and Videl still sitting in the breakfast lounge conversing.
"Well, the men return from hunting, eat well?" Bulma joked.
"Those geese things taste like crap" Vegeta grunted.
" Vegeta! did you go out and kill a goose!" Bulma yelled.
"No" Vegeta said.
"Good" Bulma replied.
"I killed and ate several, they attacked me" Vegeta said ,"It was in self defense"
"I can't believe you! just for that you have to go with Gohan somewhere with the kids." Bulma said.
"But you said we were going to!" Vegeta started out yelling then dropped his voice to a whisper, "play shag tag..."
"Too bad, Erasa and I are going shopping and Sharpener has decided to stay here to watch the baseball game today. Videl, what are you going to do today?" Bulma asked.
"I think I'll go with Gohan, I really don't want to spend the day with Sharpener and shopping isn't my thing." Videl said.
"Or maybe you just like Gohan" Erasa teased.
"I do not!" Videl snapped back.
"OOOH! I have to call Chi Chi! She'll love this!" Bulma exclaimed.
"I don't like him! He's a nerd!" She exclaimed, knowing all well that Gohan was infact Saiyaman.
"Um, hello, I'm standing right here" Gohan said waving over the trio of women.
"Oh, Gohan, go get cleaned up and find somewhere to take the boys today, but not the CN tower, I want to go up there too" Bulma said.
"Yes Ma'am" Gohan said leaving for his room.
"He's so co operative" Bulma smiled.
"More like he's afraid of you woman, you and that fryng pan" Vegeta said, sulking about his loss of a game of shag tag.
Gohan entered his room with Goten and Trunks close behind. Sharpener was acting a bit happier than normal, but Gohan just attributed it to excitement about the game, which was getting underway on the field. Gohan took a quick shower, changed into some clean clothes and walked down to the lobby. Had Gohan been in the room a few seconds longer he would have heard the sports caster announce something that would really make his day.
"Before we begin the game with your Toronto Blue Jays, we would like to welcome a special guest." The jumbotron zoomed in on a familiar man with a scarred face and a black cat "All the way from Japan, Yamcha the Bandit!"
"WOW! A NORTH AMERICAN BASEBALL GAME AND YAMCHA THE BANDIT! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!" Sharpener was on the verge of crying tears of happiness.
Gohan and the Chibi's reached the lobby expecting to see Vegeta and Videl waiting, but only Vegeta was there. Videl was nowhere in sight.
"Where's Videl?" Gohan asked.
"your mate isn't here yet Brat, now where are we going?" Vegeta grumbled.
"She's not my mate Vegeta, Hey! pamphlets!" Gohan walked over with Goten and Trunks in tow. They started flipping through the various brochures and pamphlets and arguing over where would be better to go.
"I say we go to the Royal Ontario Museum" Gohan said, "It'll be educational"
"We're not here for education! we're here to have fun!" Trunks said, "Lets go to Paramount Canada's Wonderland!"
"Nah, it's too late to get a good day in there, maybe tommorrow" Gohan said ,"any ideas Vegeta?"
"Let's find another hockey game, I liked watching the weaklings try to kill eachother" Vegeta said grinning.
"We could ask the sock puppet that's smoking the cigar over there" Goten said pointing.
"Goten, there's no such thing" Gohan said as he turned and sweatdropped, "there is a such thing as a cigar smoking sock puppet...."
"You there, Sock puppet!" Vegeta yelled, "tell us where we can take these brats to entertain them for the day"
The puppet turned and floated over to them.
"Who are you calling a sock puppet! I'm Ed the Sock, the most famous VJ in the whole damn country!" Ed the Sock yelled into Vegeta's face.
"sorry Mr. Ed the Sock" Gohan said.
"No Mr., only Ed the Sock" Ed the Sock replied.
"we just arrived here yesterday and I'm looking for a place to take my little brother and his friend for the day, could you help us out.."
"Sure kid" Ed the Sock said making several tickets appear out of nowhere, "Bring them over the the Much Music Building this evening for our Salute to Canadian artists, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sum41, Bare Naked Ladies and others."
"Thank you very much, but is there anything I could take them until then?" Gohan asked.
"Sure, take em up the CN tower, or the Science Centre, they'll love it there" Ed the Sock said.
"How about a picture?" Trunks asked.
"Sure, Make it quick though" Ed the Sock said. Trunks set his polaroid on timer and He, Goten and Gohan got in the picture, Vegeta just grunted and stood off to the side.
"There, now I gotta get outta here, I gotta interview Shakira today." Ed the Sock said and left.
"What a nice Canadian Sock." Goten said.
"Hey guys, I miss anything?" Videl asked as she finally arrived.
"Just a talking sock puppet, anyways we've decided to go to the Ontario Science Centre then to the event the sock puppet gave us tickets to" Gohan said.
"Sounds good, I saw a pamphlet on the Science Centre, it looks fun" Videl said.
To Be continued......
Next chapter: Gods on Vacation, Finally getting to the Science Centre, MuchMusic Party!
Authors Note: *Bends over wearing a sign saying Kick the Author for not Updating sooner* I'm so very sorry, but I've recently bought and am using an old Mac Classic II for my typing now so i have more time and less distractions. I also bought a Laptop off of E-bay for 24.99 (US) and I should get it within the next week. I'll be able to spend all my boring classes typing now, heh heh.
Also to answer some questions:
Yes they will be going other places than Toronto, where else has not been confirmed yet.
And This could be a Gohan/Videl Romance IF you want it to be.
*a few seconds later a MiG jet flys by strafing the ground behind them*
LAB - TEACH YOU TO POKE ME WHEN I'M FROZEN!
Goten - DON'T KILL US! WE'RE SORRY!
Trunks - IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
LAB - YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU'LL BE IN OTHER Hey! theres my good buddy Hercule!
*LAB transforms back into a big robot*
Hercule - Oh no! It's the giant robot thingie! Driver! go now!!
*Hercule speeds off in his limo, Leaving Videl on the sidewalk*
Videl - HEY! DAD! DON'T LEAVE ME! *notices LAB* You scared my dad off! I have to walk home now!
LAB - Can't you fly? *backing away from the angry Videl*
Videl - I DON'T WANT TO JUST LIFT OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME A RIDE HOME! *backs LAB into a corner*
LAB - Well, I can do that *transforms back into MiG form* hop in
Videl - That was cool, how'd you do that?
LAB - not telling
Videl - TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT!
LAB - Eep! I see why Gohan is afraid of you!
Videl - Thank you, Now tell me.
LAB - say the disclaimer first and I'll consider it
Videl - LAB doesn't own DBZ, but he will own my dads head on a stick when I'm through with him for leaving me! now Tell me!
LAB - Ok, I was built to do it, so you can't.
Videl - damn, can I steer?
LAB - I guess, but don't crash me like Trunks did last week....
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Invasion Of Canada
Last Chapter....
Sharpener was extremely happy as he caught a T-shirt that Carlton, the leafs mascot, was throwing into the crowds. The Chibis disappeared again and returned with several more jerseys, all Toronto Maple leafs. At the start of the third period the Leafs came out in their dark Jerseys as several of their white ones had gone missing mysteriously. When the game finished they walked back to the Skydome since it was so close by and turned in for the night.
In the Hotel....
"Hey nerd boy, I'll arm wrestle ya for the big bed" Sharpener said referring to the king sized bed in one of the rooms.
'Great, should I let him win, or should I beat him?' Gohan thought to himself. 'wait a second, I'm a genious, I'll use my brain!'
"Well if you want to, but you know that who ever wins has to share with them" Gohan said pointing to the two chibi's raiding the mini bar, not noticing what was in there at first.
"Um.. on second thought you can have it" Sharpener said deciding against trying to sleep with two hyper little kids.
"Ok, if you insist, What are you guys eating from there?" Gohan said smirking.
"Everything, chips, pop, cookies, candy bars, don't worry, there's not enough to get us on a sugar high like earlier today, please don'ty bring out the duct tape!" Trunks pleaded.
"Ok, I won't as long as you don't start breaking things, anything good left?" Gohan said.
"theres a few chocolate bars, some diet pop, something called Molson Canadian and some little bottles with something called Vodka in them" Goten said, "I think I'll try this vodka stuff"
"No you won't, that's for adults only, give them to me, I'll get rid of them" Gohan said.
With that he left for Bulma's room a floor below theirs. Knocking on the door he waited for either Bulma or Vegeta to answer. Through the door he heard rather, at least to him, disturbing sounds.
"Vegeta
" Hold up a second, some one's at the door." Gohan heard through the door.
" Ignore it Woman! Hey! don't cover up! how will we do it when you're like that" Gohan cringed as he heard that.
"I'll Just be a second" Bulma said opening the door, "Oh, hi Gohan"
"BRAT LEAVE US NOW!" Vegeta yelled earning a knock on the wall from the people in the next room, "STOP KNOCKNG IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!"
"Bite me buddy!" a voice came from the other side followed by more knocking.
"I WARNED YOU!" Vegeta yelled leaping out of bed completely naked and running out into the hall.
"VEGETA! GET BACK IN THERE!" Bulma yelled, but to not avail. Vegeta broke in the door and stormed into the other mans room. What followed was a flash and a scream then silence and some smoke floating out. Vegeta marched past again and back into his room.
"VEGETA! you better not have killed him!" Bulma yelled gaining only a grunt in response, "But what did you want Gohan? um.. Gohan?"
Gohan was on the floor holding his face, looking like he was writhing in pain.
"AHHHGH! My eyes! My Eyes! I'm Blind!" Gohan cried out.
"Will you stop that already?" Bulma said putting her hands on her hips.
"Ok" Gohan said hopping up, "But I wanted to give you these so Goten and Trunks don't drink them."
"Good idea" Bulma said taking the beer and vodka, "Sorry about Vegeta's lack of shame"
" I pray to Dende that I never have to see that again..." Gohan said just as Vegeta appeared behind Bulma still naked.
"WOMAN! I'M WAITING!" He yelled.
"ok ok, Good night Gohan... Gohan get up!" Bulma said.
"I'm really blind this time!" Gohan cried out.
Several minutes later back in Gohans room.....
"Are you ok man?" Sharpener asked in a rare display of concern. Gohan walked stiffly towards the couch and plopped down, a vacant look on his face.
"Yo! are you ok?" Sharpener asked again.
"Please kill me so the image of Vegeta nude goes away" Gohan said shuddering slightly.
"He'll be fine in the morning, we'll take care of him" Trunks said as he and Goten picked Gohan up and put him in bed.
"Good, I won't have to carry him in there, hey we get the playboy channel." Sharpener said returning to the TV.
"what are they doing?" Goten asked, reappearing from the bedroom.
"um, nothing now go away you're too young for this" Sharpener said flipping the channel to Teletoon, "what the hell is this?"
"Spider man! leave it on!" Trunks said hopping into the seat beside Sharpener.
"Naw this sucks" Sharpener said flipping the channel again.
"Leave it!" Goten whined now.
"I hold the remote, I decide what we watch!" Sharpener said holding the remote up, only to have it grabbed from him by Trunks.
"Now I hold it!" Trunks said flipping through the various channels, "Man, canadian TV sucks.."
(A/N - it's true, especially on weekends when all there is on is either cruddy north american cartoons or really boring shows)
"Give me that back!" Sharpener cried out making the mistake of trying to get it back.
The next morning......
"How did I get in bed?" Gohan asked himself looking around the room. Two his side were the two chibis sprawled out looking like they hadn't gotten to sleep until very late. From the other side of the doors in the other room he could hear the TV on and some muffled screams. He got up and openned the doors.
"Oh Kami this is too much" He said breaking out in fits of laughter. The previous night when Sharpener tried to grab the remote the Chibis got angry. What did they do? They managed to hog tie Sharpener and gag him. They left him there all night with the TV on Treehouse TV, when Gohan found him he was crying and Teletubbies was on. Sharpener saw Gohan and started trying to talk to him.
"MFFAAHN! HFFLLF NEE!" Sharpener cried out.
"Help you? I guess so, but you owe me one" Gohan said untying Sharpener.
"Say anything about this to anyone and you are dead" Sharpener said walking into the bathroom.
"I make no promises" Gohan chuckled returning to his room to wake the chibi's up.
The chibis were still sprawled out on the bed but had moved so that they took over where Gohan had been sleeping as well. Gohan wished he had a bucket of cold water, but Sharpener didn't seem to be coming out of the bathroom any time soon. Then it hit him, the bucket of ice that He had left over from trying to wake Sharpener up yesterday should have melted and should still be there. Gohan found it sitting on one of the desks in the main room and grabbed it.
"Hey guys!" He yelled throwing the water at the sleeping chibis, "Wake up!"
The chibis remained asleep, unphased by the shower they just recieved.
"Ok, this will be tough...." Gohan said to himself, "I'll try this, Foods Ready!"
The sleeping chibi's still weren't responding.
"I'll have to bring out the big guns" Gohan said, getting aggrevated, "LOOK! IT'S BARNEY!"
That did it. Goten and Trunks bolted out of the bed and cowered in a corner.
"Don't let him get us!" Goten cried.
"Ew! Goten! you peed yourself!" Trunks said not noticing that he was wet too.
"No! You did! and you got it on me!" Goten cried out.
Gohan was just standing back watching the two as they assumed they peed their pants.
"Um.." Gohan spoke up, "Aren't you forgetting about Barney?"
"AH! BARNEY!" They both yelled then hid behind Gohan, who had now burst out laughing for the second time that morning.
"You two are the strongest kids in the world and you're afraid of Barney!" Gohan said composing himself, "Sorry about that, but you shouldn't have done that to Sharpener, and thats just water, not pee, go get changed so we can get breakfast."
"FOOD!" The two said in unison before running off to change. A few minutes later, the trio walked to the area where the continental breakfast was being served. Their jaws all hit the ground at once upon seeing what little food was being offered.
"THAT'S ALL THERE IS FOR BREAKFAST!" Gohan stammered, "WE'LL STARVE!"
If any other hotel patrons had been there they would have all been staring at Gohan by now, but only Bulma, Videl and Erasa were there.
"and where's Dad?" Trunks asked in a much quieter voice than Gohan.
"Vegeta had the same reaction as you three then stormed off mumbling about something." Bulma said, "I'll run back to my room and get some money then you can take the boys to a resturaunt for breakfast Gohan"
"yay! we won't starve!" Goten said.
"would you two like to come?" Gohan asked Videl and Erasa.
"No thanks, this is enough for us here" Videl replied.
"I wonder what dad is doing for food" Trunks said to no one in particular.
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"I can't believe the woman expected that tiny amount of food to be enough for a saiya jin prince." Vegeta grumbled as he stormed through Toronto.
"I could just go to a resturaunt, eat and then blast them when they bring the bill but the woman would never fix my GR ..." Vegeta mumbled as he looked around. His eyes stopped on a group of Geese that looked similar to the ones he encountered the other day, "mmm, meat...."
(A/N - They're back!)
"Honka Honky Hon Hon! (We've found the pointy headed one! Attack!)" One of the geese honked before it and all the other geese started waddling after Vegeta.
In the Hotel lobby....
"Huh... I can swear I just felt Vegeta's Ki spike for a second." Gohan said as he and the Chibi's were about to leave for breakfast.
"Gohan, lets go! I'm hungry!" Trunks whined, pulling on one of Gohans arms.
"Me too! I need food!" Goten cried, pulling on the other arm. Gohan was overpowered by the combined might of the two chibi saiya jins and was dragged out the door. They started walking, searching for somewhere that could provide enough food to satisfy their massive hunger.
"BEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!" a giant belch (duh) came from an alley the trio was about to pass by. They stopped and looked. Vegeta walked out rubbing his stomach, leaving behind a pile of what looked like large chicken bones.
"Vegeta! what were you doing?" Gohan asked, rather harshly.
"I was hungry and this swarm of long neck ducks attacked me, so I blasted them and ate all except one, the thing waddled off when I wasn't looking..." Vegeta said, smirking.
"You know if you had waited at the hotel you could have joined us for breakfast" Gohan said, sighing.
"Who says I won't still?" Vegeta smirked, "those things tasted like crap"
"Fine, come on" Gohan said as he started walking again.
Several minutes later they came upon a good looking resturaunt advertising an all you can eat breakfast buffet.
"Lets try this place big brother, Golden Griddle" Goten said, tugging on Gohans pant leg.
"Ok" Gohan replied entering the resturaunt.
"Welcome to Golden Griddle, four of you? come this way please" the helpful hostess said, leading them to a table.
"Hey! maple syrup!" Trunks exclaimed making a grab for the container sitting on the table.
"I think not" Gohan said, grabbing it before Trunks could, "not after yesterday"
"Hmpf" Trunks pouted.
"Hi, would you all like something to drink?" The waitress said after appearing out of nowhere.
"Chocolate milk!" Goten exclaimed.
"Coke, no ice" Trunks said.
"I'll have some tea" Gohan said.
"Hot chocolate, extra whipped cream" Vegeta said.
"Hot chocolate Vegeta?" Gohan snickered, "I'd have thought you'd go for something more grown up"
"I'm not the one who wears teddy bear underwear" Vegeta grinned.
"Riiiight" the waitress said, " I assume you are here for the buffet, feel free to start any ti"
Before she could finish talking everyone was gone and demolishing the buffet.
"me.... boy are they weird" the waitress said before going off to get the drinks.
Moments later the four Saiya jins returned having cleaned out the entire buffet.
"I hope they restock it soon, this won't be quite enough to feed all of us" Gohan said.
"MMM Canadian bacon" Trunks said.
"And sausage" Goten added.
"I love waffles" Vegeta said having hoarded all the waffles.
"Hey! these taste like powdered eggs!" Gohan complained, but not stopping for a second, "Oh well"
Many other customers were displeased and left the resturaunt. Within 5 minutes the buffet was restocked and dismantled again by the Saiya Jins before anyone else could get there.
The manager, having seen the ravenous saiya jins clean out his buffet twice, was curled up in a corner of the kitchen crying at how much money he was losing. The waitress came out with the Saiya Jin's drinks, a chuckling a bit.
(A/N - they sometimes take that long! I once had to wait 15 minutes!)
"Whats so funny? This is how we always eat" Goten said, his face covered in food.
"No, it's not that! you made the manager cry! And this guy was one of the most hard ass bosses I've ever seen" the Waitress joked.
"Oh... Now I feel bad.." Gohan mumbled.
"Don't brat, his own fault for offering all you can eat for $11" Vegeta said, downing his hot chocolate , "GAH! THATS! TOO HOT BLASTED WOMAN!"
"well duh, it's supposed to be hot, It's HOT chocolate." The waitress said.
"We should get going" Gohan said plopping down a couple of hundreds from what Bulma gave him, "Give the extra to the Manager"
Gohan and the group returned to the hotel and found Bulma, Erasa and Videl still sitting in the breakfast lounge conversing.
"Well, the men return from hunting, eat well?" Bulma joked.
"Those geese things taste like crap" Vegeta grunted.
" Vegeta! did you go out and kill a goose!" Bulma yelled.
"No" Vegeta said.
"Good" Bulma replied.
"I killed and ate several, they attacked me" Vegeta said ,"It was in self defense"
"I can't believe you! just for that you have to go with Gohan somewhere with the kids." Bulma said.
"But you said we were going to!" Vegeta started out yelling then dropped his voice to a whisper, "play shag tag..."
"Too bad, Erasa and I are going shopping and Sharpener has decided to stay here to watch the baseball game today. Videl, what are you going to do today?" Bulma asked.
"I think I'll go with Gohan, I really don't want to spend the day with Sharpener and shopping isn't my thing." Videl said.
"Or maybe you just like Gohan" Erasa teased.
"I do not!" Videl snapped back.
"OOOH! I have to call Chi Chi! She'll love this!" Bulma exclaimed.
"I don't like him! He's a nerd!" She exclaimed, knowing all well that Gohan was infact Saiyaman.
"Um, hello, I'm standing right here" Gohan said waving over the trio of women.
"Oh, Gohan, go get cleaned up and find somewhere to take the boys today, but not the CN tower, I want to go up there too" Bulma said.
"Yes Ma'am" Gohan said leaving for his room.
"He's so co operative" Bulma smiled.
"More like he's afraid of you woman, you and that fryng pan" Vegeta said, sulking about his loss of a game of shag tag.
Gohan entered his room with Goten and Trunks close behind. Sharpener was acting a bit happier than normal, but Gohan just attributed it to excitement about the game, which was getting underway on the field. Gohan took a quick shower, changed into some clean clothes and walked down to the lobby. Had Gohan been in the room a few seconds longer he would have heard the sports caster announce something that would really make his day.
"Before we begin the game with your Toronto Blue Jays, we would like to welcome a special guest." The jumbotron zoomed in on a familiar man with a scarred face and a black cat "All the way from Japan, Yamcha the Bandit!"
"WOW! A NORTH AMERICAN BASEBALL GAME AND YAMCHA THE BANDIT! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!" Sharpener was on the verge of crying tears of happiness.
Gohan and the Chibi's reached the lobby expecting to see Vegeta and Videl waiting, but only Vegeta was there. Videl was nowhere in sight.
"Where's Videl?" Gohan asked.
"your mate isn't here yet Brat, now where are we going?" Vegeta grumbled.
"She's not my mate Vegeta, Hey! pamphlets!" Gohan walked over with Goten and Trunks in tow. They started flipping through the various brochures and pamphlets and arguing over where would be better to go.
"I say we go to the Royal Ontario Museum" Gohan said, "It'll be educational"
"We're not here for education! we're here to have fun!" Trunks said, "Lets go to Paramount Canada's Wonderland!"
"Nah, it's too late to get a good day in there, maybe tommorrow" Gohan said ,"any ideas Vegeta?"
"Let's find another hockey game, I liked watching the weaklings try to kill eachother" Vegeta said grinning.
"We could ask the sock puppet that's smoking the cigar over there" Goten said pointing.
"Goten, there's no such thing" Gohan said as he turned and sweatdropped, "there is a such thing as a cigar smoking sock puppet...."
"You there, Sock puppet!" Vegeta yelled, "tell us where we can take these brats to entertain them for the day"
The puppet turned and floated over to them.
"Who are you calling a sock puppet! I'm Ed the Sock, the most famous VJ in the whole damn country!" Ed the Sock yelled into Vegeta's face.
"sorry Mr. Ed the Sock" Gohan said.
"No Mr., only Ed the Sock" Ed the Sock replied.
"we just arrived here yesterday and I'm looking for a place to take my little brother and his friend for the day, could you help us out.."
"Sure kid" Ed the Sock said making several tickets appear out of nowhere, "Bring them over the the Much Music Building this evening for our Salute to Canadian artists, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sum41, Bare Naked Ladies and others."
"Thank you very much, but is there anything I could take them until then?" Gohan asked.
"Sure, take em up the CN tower, or the Science Centre, they'll love it there" Ed the Sock said.
"How about a picture?" Trunks asked.
"Sure, Make it quick though" Ed the Sock said. Trunks set his polaroid on timer and He, Goten and Gohan got in the picture, Vegeta just grunted and stood off to the side.
"There, now I gotta get outta here, I gotta interview Shakira today." Ed the Sock said and left.
"What a nice Canadian Sock." Goten said.
"Hey guys, I miss anything?" Videl asked as she finally arrived.
"Just a talking sock puppet, anyways we've decided to go to the Ontario Science Centre then to the event the sock puppet gave us tickets to" Gohan said.
"Sounds good, I saw a pamphlet on the Science Centre, it looks fun" Videl said.
To Be continued......
Next chapter: Gods on Vacation, Finally getting to the Science Centre, MuchMusic Party!
Authors Note: *Bends over wearing a sign saying Kick the Author for not Updating sooner* I'm so very sorry, but I've recently bought and am using an old Mac Classic II for my typing now so i have more time and less distractions. I also bought a Laptop off of E-bay for 24.99 (US) and I should get it within the next week. I'll be able to spend all my boring classes typing now, heh heh.
Also to answer some questions:
Yes they will be going other places than Toronto, where else has not been confirmed yet.
And This could be a Gohan/Videl Romance IF you want it to be.