LAB - Welcome friends to our demonstration of a Time machine, how did I get it? Well thats simple, trunks stole it for me in exchange for me not decapitating his Saiyaman doll.

Trunks - ACTION FIGURE!

LAB - What ever, now if this is successful then in a moment I shalt have Pan and Bra standing here.

Trunks - EEEEEEWWW! GIRLS! BLAH! BLAH!

LAB - I hope I wasn't that bad when I was a kid.....*gives Trunks an odd look*

Trunks - GAHHH! COOTIES!

LAB - ok... Lets try it out! *punches a few random buttons since I don't know what I'm doing*

*Time machine makes a few noises and starts vibrating violently*

LAB - I think I should duck *ducks behind a box*

*Time machine explodes in a blaze of white light.*
*A lone figure with a white afro around his bald head and a white mustache appears*

Really Old Hercule - Oh yea!! I'm 104 years old and I'm still the best! I RULE! COUGH COUGH HACK!

LAB - Hercule? It's my good buddy!

RO Hercule - Cough! AHH! SCARY ROBO.....*keels over from a heart attack*

LAB - oops..... oh well, that was fun while it lasted, Hey Trunks! I bet your Saiyaman can't take on my old Optimus Prime! (Power Master YA!)

Trunks - You're on! *pulls out Saiyaman toy while following LAB out*

RO Hercule - Heh heh, I can still fake ailments good.

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Authors Note: First off I'd like to say I wish there was a Tim hortons around me, yes thats right, there isn't one near my house, there's enough for the Olympic inspectors to play Spot the Tims but there isn't one near me, I had to settle for Coffee Time donuts....

Second, please bear with me if the trip to the Science Centre isn't completely accurate, the last time i was there was 5 years ago. Come to Canada and go there.. You know you want to.

"Thanks sir" Gohan said paying the cabbie.
"This place looks interesting" Videl said.
"I don't know, sounds kind of boring, being called a 'Science' Centre and all.." Trunks mumbled.
"I want to know why the woman forced me to come...." Vegeta grunted.
"Could be worse, We could have done what Big brother wanted to do." Goten said.
"What? I promised my Mom I'd look at Universities around Canada, everyone knows Canadian universities offer one of the best quality educations." Gohan explained.
"Yea, right, dork" Videl chuckled, 'Cute dork though, ack, shut up! wait, thats me, crud, I'm talking to myself now'
"Um.. Videl, I think we should go in now.." Gohan said snapping Videl out of her inner conversation.
"Oh, ok..." Videl said as she followed the chibis ahead of Gohan and Vegeta.
"Well brat" Vegeta said walking beside Gohan, "When are you going mate with her?"
"VEGETA!" Gohan yelled, "how could you ask me that! she's only a friend, not a mate"
"Sure she is" Vegeta smirked, remembering the conversation Bulma had with him.

*Flashback*
"Vegeta, didn't you notice how Gohan and Videl acted towards each other earlier?" Bulma asked Vegeta who was turned away from her under the covers of the hotel bed.
"Hmpf..." Vegeta replied.
"It was obvious they like eachother, Gohan even shared his food with her, you told me a Saiya jin only shares his food with his mate or future mate" Bulma went on.
"Get to the point woman, I want to sleep." Vegeta grumbled.
"Well, think of what it would be like if we were to get them together, Chi chi would be thrilled" Bulma said.
"What's in it for me?" Vegeta asked.
"You can torture him with this" Bulma smirked similar to Vegeta.
"You sound like a saiya jin woman, deal!" Vegeta grinned.
*End Flashback*

"If I weren't with the woman then I'd probably go after her" Vegeta said.
"Shut up!" Gohan snapped.
"Sorry, I didn't think you cared about her" Vegeta laughed and walked a bit faster.
"Must not kill him... why does Bulma have to collect frying pans.." Gohan mumbled.
"Hey! A fountain! Maybe if I throw the coin I found in it I'll have good luck" Goten said running up to Levers pond.
"Here Goten, save your coin and throw this in" Videl said, smilinjg at him and handing him a quarter.
(A/N - must concentrate! must ignore britney spears special on Much Music, maybe if I hit play on the VCR {I only have a small B&W TV jury-rigged to the VCR in my bedroom, I had to leave my other TV in my other room, the joys of taking over a second room in my house} Hey 1950's Godzilla!)

"Thank you Videl!" Goten grinned and threw the quarter in.
"Heh heh, easy money" Trunks snickered with an armful of coins he plucked from the fountain when no one was looking.
"Saw that I did, very bad stealing is" A short cloaked figure said walking up to the group.
"Gah! Canadian cops that sound like yoda!" Trunks exclaimed dropping his treasure and hiding behind Vegeta.
(A/N - Terrance: Well Philip what shall we do while we wait for out Kraft Dinner?
Phillip: I know! Lets search for treasure!)
"I'm getting good at that" The figure said pulling off his hood revealing none other than (gasp) Dende.
"What the heck is that thing!" Videl exclaimed pointing at Dende, "It's green and had antenae"
"Gohan aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" Dende said, making his staff appear out of nowhere.
"Ok, Videl, meet Dende, Kami of Earth, Dende, meet Videl Satan" Gohan said acting like knowing kami wasn't a big dead. (well, it wasn't to him)
"You're Kami...... and you know Gohan....." Videl stuttered.
"What are you doing here Cucumber" Vegeta grunted.
"Hey, even Kami needs some time off, I left Popo in charge of the lookout, and Piccolo was here somewhere but he went off on his own, scared quite a few little kids" Dende said.
"Gohan! I want to go in!" Goten made himself known again.
"Yes Brat, I grow tired of just standing here as well, and I smell food in there" Vegeta said.
"Fine fine, lets go" Gohan said heading for the ticket windows.
"Don't bother Gohan, It's on me" Dende said making several tickets appear out of nowhere, "Being kami has it's benefits, especially when it comes to free tickets to anywhere"
"HOLD IT!" Videl screamed, grabbing Gohan by the collar.
"GHACK! what now?" Gohan asked.
"How the HFIL do you know kami!" Videl yelled, almost causing Gohans eardrums to perforate.
"Um, old friend of mine?" Gohan said quickly, trying to get away from the enraged female, "Well, lets go in shall we?"
Gohan slipped away from Videl and scurried into the Science Centre, grabbing a map on the way in.
'I'm going to figure you out Gohan' Videl thought to herself.
'yes you will, I have forseen it' another voice entered her head. Videl looked behind her then around, but stopped seeing no one was talking to her.
"Hmm." Videl said eying Dende oddly.
"Go in Videl unless you want to invoke my wrath" Dende said in a comical manner.
"Yes sir!" Videl said, not seeing that Dende was joking and fearing him.
No one seemed to notice a lone Canada goose waddle in before the door shut.

"I thought you said Piccolo was in here" Gohan said to Dende.
"He said he was going to meditate, we'll find him eventually" Dende said.
"Well, where should we start?" Gohan asked.
"Where ever there is food, just leave me there" Vegeta mumbled.
"Gift shop!" Goten cried out pointing to the Mastermind Giftshop.
"Yea!" Trunks agreed.
"How about we just start from the top and work our way through, the first along the way is the sports exhibits" Videl said, looking at the map in Gohans hands.
"Ok, that sounds good" Gohan said.
"But I wanna go to the gift shop!" Goten and Trunks whined.
"We'll go later, I promise" Gohan said.
"Ok!" Both said in unison.

The group walked to the sports exhibit first and were greeted by a cheery employee.
"Welcome to the Ontario Science Centre, we have a special section for this week only on the great japanese baseball player Yamcha, who is visiting our fair city on vacation." the employee said, handing each of them a pamphlet outlining Yamcha's 'exploits'.
"Yamcha's here?" Gohan asked, "I wonder where he's staying, we'll have to go drop in on him" Gohan said.
"Yes, I haven't seen him in seven years" Dende said.
"You know Yamcha?" Videl asked, eyes wide, "well.. I shouldn't be suprised, you already know Bulma Briefs and Kami, what next, is your father Son Goku?"
"Yes" Gohan answered calmly.
Wha....?" Videl said, her jaw dropping to the floor.
"Why do women ask so many questions?" Gohan asked Dende, who was walking along beside him.
"Don't ask me, I may kami but I still don't understand women" Dende joked, walking into the Sports section.
"Um... Miss, I think you should pick up your jaw, the floor isn't exactly clean" the cheery employee said.
"Um.. right" Videl said, closing her mouth and scurrying into the section.
The sports section outlined the various different sports played around the world. The walls were covered in pictures of famous players and other displays of equiptment. In the center of the room was a statue of none other than Yamcha, surrounded by newspaper articles, cards and photographs.
Vegeta looked at the statue and scowled.
"What kind of country is this where a fool like that gets a statue and exhibited dedicated to him and I, the Prince of all Saiyans, get stuck babysitting" Vegeta said.
"Well generally to be reckognized you need to rule over a race that has more than four living members." Gohan chuckled at the short mans groaning.
"Bah, what do you know kakkarot spawn" Vegeta grunted as Gohan moved on. He looked around and noticed that no one who really mattered was watching. He held up his hand and fired a small Ki blast at the head of the statue, blowing it clean off. He walked off as if nothing happened, gaining stares from the poeple who had seen him. Shortly after, the staff noticed and threw a cover over the decapitated statue.

"Hey Gohan!" Goten called out, pointing to a display on hockey, "Is this the same thing we saw last night?"
"I think so squirt" Gohan said, "but this stuff looks old, Sharpener would have loved this section"
"I wonder how the game is going" Videl said, snaeking up behind them.

Back at the Hotel....
"Geeze, this team sucks" Sharpener said watching the Blue Jays losing badly.
"Well so ends the third inning with the Jays losing to Boston seven to nothing." The announcer said, "This is just going to show you that the best thing to come out of Toronto is the 401, and even that isn't so good"
(A/N - little joke we have here in Oshawa)
The entire crowd booed the announcer for that comment.
"Well, thats the end of me, please welcome our guest celebrity announcer" The announcer said before sounds of scuffle and the old announcer being dragged away.
"I'll tell you what the outfielders need" Red Green said, "Duct tape for their gloves so the ball won't jump right back out"
"Send in Yamcha!" Sharpener yelled through the open window in his room.

Science Centre.....
"Lets check out the space exhibit before you two cause anymore trouble" Gohan said, refering to how Goten and Trunks had destroyed the bobsled simulators.
"It's not our fault, the one at my mom made doesn't blow up when you shoot a ki blast at the screen" Trunks whined.
"Yeah, that curve popped up out of nowhere, it was a reflex" Goten added.
"Bah you were just angry becuase you weren't going to beat my time brats!" Vegeta scoffed, "so you try to cheat and end up blowing the damned contraption up"
"What happened?" Videl asked, looking somewhat relieved.
"Goten and Trunks decided to shoot off a ki blast on the bobsled simulator" Gohan said, "Where were you?"
"Looking at the martial arts section. For once I didn't see any mention of my dad anywhere" Videl said.
"Canada is really weird" Gohan snickered, "It's almost as if Hercule doesn't exist here"
"I hope not, I can't stand it back home always being refered to as the daughter of Hercule and not for who I am" Videl said.
"Brat, the other brats and the grean bean are waiting, lets get this blasted trip over with so I can get back to doing important things like eating" Vegeta roared.
"Coming your highness" Videl said sarcastically.
"Your mate is smart Brat, at least some one shows me the respect I deserve" Vegeta smirked, not catching the sarcastic tone.

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Voice: There is a creature who looks like a man that stalks to forests around Crystal Lake. A creature who's only purpose is to kill who ever or what ever it feels like. A creature that took my parents from me when I was just eight years old. A creature that failed to kill me....

Police Officer: Looks like the standard Crystal Lake murder, let's get the bodies and get out, this place freaks me out.

Another Police Officer: Survivor! There's a survivor! Upstairs in a cupboard, a little boy and a little girl

Voice: The storm heralded his arrival, and the storm is what saved me. While my four year old sister slept I watched the storm out the window. Had I not been watching the lightning I would have not heard the struggles down stairs, I would not have seen them die, I would not have managed to hide in time.

Matt: I'm going back to Crystal lake.

Rikku: I'm going too.

Matt: No, too dangerous

Rikku: I'm going whether you like it or not so don't try to argue

Voice: Ten years later the storm heralds my arrival back at Crystal Lake. I arrive with one goal, kill the creature that killed my parents ten years ago. Kill the greatest serial killer in history, Kill Jason Voorhees.

Starring :
Matt Wrecker
Rikku Wrecker
and Jason Voorhees

Friday the 13th : Reversed Roles

The vendetta begins only on the Blitzkrieg Imperium Website (see profile)

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The Space exhibit was centred around a memorial dedicated to the recently deceased crew of the space shuttle Columbia. A plaque outlining the Columbia's long career and biographies of the crew stood in perfect view of the entrance.
Gohan and Dende stopped there immediatly to read the plaque while Videl took an interest in a display on the International Space Station. Vegeta was looking at a display based on Nappa's space pod which authroities had in their possession for a short time before Bulma blew it up.
"Idiot humans, look at these theories" Vegeta chuckled, "Intergalactic battleship? World ship for a race of microscopic monkeys! Ha!"
"I see you show an interest in the 'Space Pea'" The same cheery employee from before said, sneaking up behind him, "There is a very interesting story behind it"
"Gah! Are you following me woman!" Vegeta roared, finding himself cornered.
"Yes" The cheery employee smiled and started spouting off humorous facts about the 'Space Pea'.
'Green bean, you put her up to this didn't you?' Vegeta thought, looking for an escape.

Goten and Trunks wandered over to replica of the Apollo lunar lander.
"What's this thing?" Goten asked.
"I dunno, it looks old, my mom has a bunch of space ships that are much cooler than this" Trunks said, kicking one of the supports. He put a bit too much force into the kick and the support snapped like a twig. The other supports groaned as the lander began to tip.
"Trunks! You broke it!" Goten exclaimed.
"Nu uh!" Trunks said back.
The lander tipped more and another support broke. The replica began to tip quickly and was headed right towards the two.
"Um, Goten" Trunks said, "Run!'
The two ran as the replica lander smashed into the ground, breaking into hundreds of pieces. People all around jumped and some screamed, the cheery employee who was torturing Vegeta jumped and ran over to assess the damage. Vegeta took that oppourtunity to escape, diffusng the Ki ball he formed behind his back intended to eliminate the cheery employee.
"Lets get going, Say Living Earth next?" Gohan said.
"I don't care, I just want to leave" Vegeta grumbled.
"Sounds good" Dende said
"Ya! I saw up front that they have a green house with a cool ant colony!" Trunks said.
"Let's go!" Videl said, walking down the stairs.
The lone goose that followed them in originally waddled along behind them, making sure to keep out of sight.
When they arrived they were met by a flood of people and employees running out of the section screaming.
"It's a big green monster!" One person yelled, running smack into Dende, "I'm so sorry sir! I di....AHHH! LITTLE GREEN MONSTER!"
"I guess we found Piccolo" Gohan said, trying not to laugh at the people reaction.
"He called me, Kami of Earth, a little grren monster!" Dende fumed, making a bolt of lightning appear out of nowhere and zapping the person who insulted him.
"I wish I could do that.." Goten said as he watched the now charred black person run off.
"You can brat" Vegeta said firing a Ki blast at the Cheery employee who was approaching them. The blast seemed to dissipate as soon as it touched the cheery employee, leaving her untouched.
"Welcome to the Living Earth section! I hope you enjoy the green house section, and be sure to look at the Leaf Cutter ant colony, kids always love looking at that!" The cheery Employee said before vanishing into thin air.
"How does she do that?" Videl asked.
"And why can't I kill her!" Vegeta exclaimed, quite frustrated.

The group walked into the green house and right in the middle was Piccolo hovering in his meditative position, an angry looking scowl on his face as a fat little kid in a snow suit hit him with a stick while his three friends looked on laughing.
"Take that! Bad big green alien! Respect my Authoritong!" The fat one said as he hit Piccolo.
Piccolo growled and fired his eye lasers at one of the kids who were laughing, a boy wearing an orange snowsuit that only left his eyes visible and made him look like an eskimo. In a flash of light all that remained was a pile of ashes covered in a swarm of rats.
"Oh my god! Piccolo killed Kenny!" Trunks exclaimed.
"You bastard!" Goten yelled, getting smacked in the back of the head by Gohan.
"Hey! they stole our lines!" Stan yelled.
"I'm supposed to say you bastard!" Kyle cried out.
"BAD PEOPLE! BAD!" Cartmen said hitting Goten and Trunks in the heads with the stick. Piccolo fired another laser eye beam right infront of Cartmen.
"Holy Shit dude!" Stan yelled.
"That's it! Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Cartmen said doing his finger pointing and walking off, followed closely by Stan and Kyle.

"That was weird...." Gohan said.
"Owie! My head hurts..... Videl can you rub it?" Goten whined.
"Sure...That is a big green alien" Videl said, rubbing the lump on Goten's head.
Goten smirked and looked over at Gohan, who just arched and eyebrow and walked away.
"Hey Piccolo, good job clearing the place out" Gohan said sarcastically.
"Dende forced me to come, I didn't want to" Piccolo mumbled.
"Great, Now I have two green beans to deal with.." Vegeta said, walking off towards the (Dun Dun Dun!) Ant colony.
"Wow Dad! Lok at the size of that one!" Trunks exclaimed pointing to one of the large headed soldier ants.
"Bah! looks like an insect version of Nappa, now that!" Vegeta said pointing to a winged male ant, "Is an ant! Prince of the colony!"
"I see you are enjoying our leaf cutter ant colony, did you know that they cut leaves up and use them to grow fungi to eat?" The cheery employee said, popping up out of nowhere and cornering both Trunks and Vegeta.
"Dad....Please blast her" Trunks said, shaking.
"Did you know that if their nest is disturbed they will swarm the threat enmass and can reduce a chicken to bones in seconds?" The cheery employee explained.
"I can't brat, she's protected by some supernatural force" Vegeta said, glaring at Dende.
"Why am I always blamed for supernatural occurances?" Dende asked as the goose that was following the group waddled past him.
The goose waddled to the ant colony and hit the latch that held it shut with it's bill. The side panel fell open, making it possible for the ants to escape at will.
"Honka Honky! Ho Ho Hon!(I have released you! Now destroy the pointy one for me!)" The goose called to the ants, who just kept cultivating fungi and cutting leaves.
"HON! HON! Ho Honk Honka (I said attack! I freed you! Not you owe me!)" The goose said, poking at the ant nest, "HOKA HOKA HOKA!(ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!)
"............ (Defend the colony!)" The ants all cried out and swarmed over the goose.
"HONK! (NOOO!)" The goose cried out as it was engulfed in the red swarm of insects. Within seconds the swarm dissapated and returned to the nest, forming living chains to pull the side panel closed again. In place of the goose was a perfectly cleaned goose skeleton.
"And did you know that......" The cheery employee said.
"Can't take it any more...... Must get away!" Vegeta said.

"So you're the infamous former demon king Piccolo?" Videl asked the seven foot tall Namek. Everyones attention was drawn to the roof as the sound of shattering glass was heard.
"Hey dad! Don't leave me here!" Trunks yelled as he blasted into the air following his father.
"Maybe we should leave.... Before we cause even more damage...." Gohan said.
"That would be best....." Videl said.
"I'm going with Trunks and Mr. Vegeta!" Goten said, flying through the hole in the roof.
"Dende, Piccolo want to come back to the hotel for a while?" Gohan asked.
"Sure" Dende said
"What's the point?" Piccolo asked.
"They have imported, high quality water" Gohan said.
"Meet you there!" Piccolo said taking off.
"Well, I guess we should go" Gohan said as he and Dende took to the air.
They began to fly off towards the hotel when a very loud voice forced the to freeze in place.
"SON GOHAN! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME ALONE TO GET BACK ON MY OWN!" Videl screamed.
"Sorry Videl, I forgot you're the only one who can't fly" Gohan said scratching the back of his head.
"I feel so special" Videl said rolling her eyes. Her eyes jerked forward again when she felt a pair of arms around her waist lifting her up. By the time she got her bearings she was being carried by Gohan as he soared through the sky over a hundred feet above the buildings.
"AHHH!!" She screamed and locked Gohans arms in a death grip, "I can't stand heights!"
"You, the great Videl Satan, are afraid of heights?" Gohan and Dende laughed, "And you want to learn how to fly!"
"If my life didn't depend on you holding me right now I would so hurt you..." Videl growled. Gohan just continued to laugh.

Moments later they were in view of the hotel when Gohan's stomach rumbled. He looked around and spotted a hot dog cart. Forgetting about Videl in his arms he let go of her and bolted towards it, mouth watering.
"Hey! AHHHH!! GOHAN!!!" Videl screamed as she began to plummet towards the ground.
"Huh? some one calling me? AH! VIDEL!" Gohan exclaimed, diving after Videl.
'I'm gonna die! I wish I could fly' Videl thought as she closed her eyes and awaited the impending impact. It didn't come.
"Huh?" Videl said, opening one eye and seeing the ground meer feet below her. She looked up to see Gohan holding her again, while grinning like an idiot.
"Oops heh heh heh" Gohan said.
"Oops? OOPS! YOU ALMOST KILL ME AND THATS ALL YOU SAY! OOPS!" Videl screamed, "PUT ME ON THE GROUND! I'LL WALK THE REST OF THE WAY!"
"I'm sorry Videl, My stomach took over, I'll make it up to you I promise" Gohan pleaded.
"No!" Videl said storming off.
"How am I gonna fix this...." Gohan mumbled to himself as his stomach growled again, "I guess I should concentrate on this first."

"Hey Videl!" Erasa called, spotting the angry Satan on her way back to the hotel,"Whoa, you look steamed"
"Stupid Gohan" Videl mumbled.
"Looks like you didn't have a good time at the Science Centre." Bulma said.
"No, the Science Centre was fine, until Vegeta freaked out and destroyed the greenhouse section" Videl said.
"How did he destroy a greenhouse?" Erasa asked.
"Um, Erasa, why don't you go onto the next store and start without me, I'll be there in a second" Bulma said.
"Ok!" Erasa said walking off.
"What happened?" Bulma asked.
"He was flying me back to the hotel after we left the Science Centre" Videl started.
"And?" Bulma asked.
"His stomach growled and he dropped me! I almost died!" Videl exclaimed.
"Is that it?" Bulma chuckled.
"You think it's funny?" Videl said wide eyed.
"He would never let you get hurt, you know how many times Vegeta has dropped me when he was hungry?" Bulma said.
"How many?" Videl asked.
"About thirty times at least, once from almost two miles up" Bulma said, "But he's never let me get hurt, I'm sure Gohan never meant to drop you"
"But still," Videl started.
"That's another thing about Gohan, you can't stay mad at him, even when he was four and he accidently dismantled my favorite aircar I couldn't stay angry for more than a few minutes" Bulma said.
"I guess I should appologize to him." Videl said.
"He'll probably forget about the whole incident, I'd better not keep Erasa waiting too long, see ya Videl." Bulma said running off to join Erasa.
"I'll talk to him when he gets back to the hotel." Videl said continuing on her way.

"Hmm, I wonder where Goten and Trunks went" Gohan said to himself as he flew over the Skydome, "Hmm the game is still on, I'll need to find a better place to land."
Out of nowhere a baseball flew up and whanged Gohan in the head. Normally it wouldn't phase him but this was a special baseball.
"Or maybe I'll land right here." Gohan slurred as he fell from the sky right onto the field.
"Whoa! Looks like Edgar has set himself a new record for distance from the lodge he's flown after blowing himself up!" Red Green said over the stadium sound system, "Eh Harold"
"Oh sorry Uncle Red, I was too busy staring at that hot blonde girl watching from the hotel" Harold replied.
"Um...Harold, thats a man" Red Green said.
"AH! " Harold said, running off to the bathroom.
"Well, It looks like Yamcha, who has just nailed a ball out of the park during his hitting exhibition, is running out to who ever just smashed into the field" Red Green announced.

"Gohan!" Yamcha exclaimed, looking over the landing skid Gohan left when he landed, "What are you doing here!"
"Hello mommy, why did you hit Gohan with your frying pan, all I wanted was a cookie" Gohan babbled.
"Snap out of it man!" Yamcha said, slapping Gohan a few times.
"Huh? Yamcha?" Gohan said, "What are you doing here!"
"I asked you the same thing but you just babbled on about mommy, frying pan and cookies" Yamcha chuckled.
"What hit me?" Gohan asked. "It looked like a baseball but not normal human could hit one high enough to hit me, or make it that painful"
"Umm...Lucky shot I guess" Yamcha said, not wanting Gohan to know he hit the ball.
"Yeah, lucky, hey wait a minute! You here, baseball game, me hit, YOU HIT THE BALL!" Gohan said, putting everything together.
"Um... yea, sorry" Yamcha said, running off, "Sorry!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Gohan said, chasing after him.
"I didn't mean to!" Yamcha yelled, running off the field.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Yamcha has left the building, now on with the ballgame" Red Green announced, "Hey Harold! whats the score again?"
"Toronto is losing Six nothing" Harold called back between hurls.
"Typical" Red said to himself.

"OUTTA THE WAY!" Yamcha yelled, blasting past Videl infront of the Skydome.
"Huh? was that the great Yamcha?" Videl asked herself before noticing Gohan in hot pursuit, "Oh! GOHAN! I need to talk to you!"
"I'LL KILL YOU! AND I'M SURE VEGETA WOULD GLADLY HELP!" Gohan yelled, completely ignoring Videl as he charged past.
"What's going on?" Videl asked.
"Yamcha hit Gohan in the head with a baseball, now Gohan's angry" Piccolo said, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, "Now I suggest you come into the hotel and get Dende and I past security before the little guy gets very, how shall I say, Vengeful"
"AH!" Videl jumped at the appearance of the seven foot tall green alien, "Don't do that! And how much could the little guy do?"
Practically on cue a dark storm cloud gathered over the skydome. Lightning crackled in the cloud as Videl stared at it.
"Him?" Videl stuttered, "But ... how?"
"He's Kami" Piccolo said.
"Oh yea, let's go" Videl said running towards the skydome.

"Now calm down little guy, don't make us call in the mounties, eh" A security guard, armed with a nightstick, said trying to calm Dende down.
"You dare to deny me entry!" Dende exclaimed, tiny bolts of lightning zapping out from his pupils.
"The rules say that only guests and guests of guests allowed beyond this point" A second security guard, "And where aboots did your big friend go to eh?"
"Wait! He's my guest!" Videl yelled, dashing across the lobbie, flashing her room key.
"Ok, you can go through, but next time wait for the person escorting you, ok" the first security guard said.
Suddenly a Mountie wearing his red uniform and riding a horse came through the front door of the Hotel and came up the the group. He pulled a roll of duct tape from his belt and unrolled a strip.
"Ok, what seems to be the problem here eh?" The mountie asked.
"Sorry, just a little mix up, you can go now" Videl said.
"Aaaw.... I used part of my good roll of duct tape...." The mountie said, turning around and riding out.
"Lets get going, before something else happens." Videl said, leading the two Nameks towards the VIP lounge.

Back on the streets Yamcha was still being chased by Gohan. By now they had managed to circle around the city and were passing by the Skydome again when Yamcha spotted a hot dog cart. He tossed a wad of twenties at the vendor as he ran by.
"Give them all to the guy chasing me!" Yamcha yelled as he flew by.
"YAMCHA MUST DIE!" Gohan yelled as he approached the cart.
"Hey buddie, that guy just bought you all my hot dogs, ya want em?" The vendor asked.
"Hot dogs? who cart?" Gohan said skidding to a stop, "mmmm food"
"Whoa slow down!" the vendor said as Gohan began to inhale everything.
"mmm Yamcha will live" Gohan said between gulps,"For now"

Next Chapter: Much Music Canadian Tribute.

I had to end there because the next chapter will have alot of song lyrics in it and SimpleText seems to like limiting the amount of text a document can contain.

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