LAB: Guess what! I'm back finally! Yep, Final projects done, Body used to only 3 hours of sleep a night (insomnia). That means more time to write!

Trunks: Any sign of Old Hercule?

LAB: I don't care about him, I wanna brag about my Mac computers!

Trunks: Mac OSX, official operating system of the Z-fighters! So powerful yet easy to use that even Goku could use it!

LAB: I use only Mac! Except at school, but those computers suck, every time I use them I get the Blue screen of death.....

Trunks: My dad's laptop had windows on it, it crashed and he couldn't play Mortal Kombat or Grand Theft Auto so he blew up France out of anger!

LAB: Back to my modest collection, from oldest to newest:

Mac Classic 2 - BLACK AND WHITE BUT I STILL LOVE IT!

Powerbook 165C - Got it on Ebay, $25, I use it over the school computers any day.

Mac LC520 - Typin on it right now! I go it for $40 Canadian!

iMac G3 500 Indigo - American side of me won, Bigger is better, upgraded RAM to 768mb and the hard drive to 120gb, would have gone bigger but at the time 120 was the biggest I could get.

iPod - Never leave home without it, Go out and buy an iPod, you won't regret it!

Crappy Gateway PC - Can't install programs, can't shut down properly, Won't talk to printer, constant crashes, Mom won't let me fix it, typical Windows ME, Typical computer illiterate mother.

LAB: On to the story!

Trunks: Wait! I wanna brag too!

LAB: You don't own your own Mac.

Trunks: I could buy one! One of those cool Power Mac G5's With the dual 2 GHz processors, 500GB on 2 hard drives, DVD burner, and two 23 inch LCD displays!

LAB: Now that's just shameless advertising *Shows off a 17inch Powerbook laptop* The 17 inch screen powerbook, choice of Mini-Me!

Trunks: Meh, I gotta go, I wanna buy some more songs from the Apple Music store to put on my brand new 30gig iPod. *Shows off the MP3 player the size of a deck of cards*

LAB: I better get back to work setting up those brand new Apple Xserve RAID's for that company that hired me(Not really.... :( ), They got the good ones with 2.52 Terabytes of storage!

Note: So ends the shameless advertising, I'm always trying to convert people, I even tried to convert the entire Chicago Blackhawks Hockey Organisation, they would have gone if the software they used was Mac compatible.

Preview

It began with a tragedy......
"Our parents didn't die in a car accident ten years ago, they were murdered, and I watched the whole thing....."

Which grew into an obsession.....
"I have trained since that day to take revenge on the killer, Jason Voorhees"

A task no one else could do.....
"Are you mad! The police tried to hunt him down and three officers were killed, even a professional bounty hunter died trying to kill Jason!"

A close friend from the past....
"Matt? It can't be, He was killed ten years ago in an accident"

Who must now be protected....
"Daddy! No!"
"Jason! You die by my hands now!"
"Matt? Matt! Run away!"

A clash of Titans....
"Their strength is equal!"
"Impossible, no one could be that strong!"

Which almost ends in death....
"The machete just missed a major artery, but he still has lost a lot to blood."
"Doctor! Matt's gone!"

Nothing will stop him from his goal....
"Matt, you need to come back, Your life is at stake here"

Not even the police....
"He just ran over our cruisers in a Hummer! He crushed them!"

Not even the possible outcomes....
"I will kill Jason or drag him down to hell with me!"

The battle between good and evil, a meer mortal versus an undead, unstoppable killing machine. Completely rewritten and revised.
Friday the Thirteenth: Vendetta Revised
Coming soon to the Blitzkrieg Imperium (See Profile)

Invasion of Canada: Nameks in Paradise

"I can't believe we filled up all those capsules" Erasa exclaimed, carrying several bags in each hand, "Thanks a lot for buying all this stuff Bulma"
"No problem, Although that's not close to what I would normally buy for myself" Bulma smiled, "Go put it away in your room, I'm going to get changed then go get something to drink in the lounge"
"Ok, I'll meet you there!" Erasa said, continuing down the hall to her room. She entered her room and found quite a surprise waiting for her.
"Sharpener! How did you get in my room! And why is all your stuff here?" Erasa asked.
"I can't stand being around those little pests!" Sharpener said, "They started watching the movie The Replacements and all they've been doing is singing 'Ole ole ole' over and over!"
"You can't stay here, there's no room!" Erasa said.
"Then one of you go stay with Gohan and the little terrors" Sharpener said, "If I stay there I'll go insane!"
"If you put it that way" Erasa said, starry eyed at the thought of sharing a room with Gohan. Her happiness disappeared when the thought of what Videl would say to it.
"So you going with Gohan then?" Sharpener asked, hopeful.
"I have to talk to Videl first" Erasa said, walking out of the room and towards the lounge.

"Tell your friend thanks, I can go home early now" The hot dog vendor said, counting the money Yamcha gave him.
"That was good, but I'm still hungry" Gohan said sadly, "I wonder what Vegeta's doing"
Gohan scanned around for Vegeta's ki and when he had a lock on it he took to the air, right in front of the hot dog vendor.
"Holy Mike Bullard! I should start eating these things!" The hot dog vendor exclaimed.

"E..e...verything sir?" A scared Tim Hortons employee asked.
"Yes you idiot! I want all of those donuts and everything else, NOW!" Vegeta demanded.
Sitting in a pile behind Vegeta was tons of boxes of Timbits and donuts, and a single large coffee. A young child came up and poked at one of the boxes, causing Vegeta to snap at him.
"Touch it and die brat!" Vegeta yelled, making the kid run off crying. As the kid ran out of the store, Gohan walked in. He immediatly spotted the donuts and his mouth watered.
"Hurry up fools!" Vegeta yelled at the employees who were building a nice stack of Timbit boxes on the counter.
"Vegeta! Where did you get all these?" Gohan asked, amazed at the stockpile.
"These 'Tim Hortons' places are everywhere here, Brat" Vegeta smirked, "This blasted country is good for two things now."
(A/N - Canada fact: KFC locations in Canada - 3555, in US - 3122
in Other countries - 3200 +/-, Canada = king of fried chicken)
"I want some!" Gohan whined.
"Find you own then!" Vegeta snapped.
"Meanie" Gohan mumbled, walking out in search of another Tim Hortons. He looked down the street but was disappointed to see that there wasn't another one in sight.
"I really don't want to go looking for one..." Gohan whined. He turned around and looked inside the one he just left in time to see Vegeta chasing the employees into the back of the store, leaving his precious stockpile unguarded. Gohan grinned and ran back in, grabbing the unattended pile of donuts. He rushed out, the pile of Timbit boxes balanced precariously in his arm and took to the air heading back to the hotel.
Vegeta stormed out of the back holding a bucket of uncooked dough, which he dropped, along with his jaw, when he saw his treasure gone.
"Who dares steal Prince Vegeta's donuts!" Vegeta screamed. Everyone except the employees had fled when Vegeta first arrived and the employees who remained had ran out the back. Vegeta ran outside, vein in his head throbbing, and scanned the area. He spotted a guy eating a donut and ran over to him.
"You stole my donuts!" Vegeta screamed in the mans face.
"N....No sir, I got this at Country Style, around the corner...." The man stuttered, handing Vegeta the donut, "H...H...Here take it!"
Vegeta watched as the man ran off and popped the donut into his mouth.
'I guess I'll have to settle for this 'country style' place' Vegeta thought turning to the vacated Tim Hortons, "Gallic Gun!"
The Tim Hortons suddenly vanished from the face of the Earth. People started running away screaming as Vegeta simply walked away in search of the Country Style.

Gohan touched down near the hotel and carefully walked towards the entrance. One of the bell boys spotted him and his eyes became as big as dishes.
"Um would you like some help with that sir?" The boy asked, pulling up a baggage caddy.
"Thank you, I almost dropped some on the flight home" Gohan said, unloading most of the boxes onto the caddy.
"Flight sir?" The bell boy asked.
"I mean walk, yea" Gohan said.
"Right, lead the way sir" The bell boy said, following Gohan into the elevator.

"He did what!" Videl yelled.
"Ow! Stop screaming!" Piccolo demanded, clutching his ears.
"Do that again and feel my wrath!" Dende said, also clutching his ears.
"Oh you are just so cute! But why are you green?" Erasa asked, pinching Dende's ears.
"Erasa! Stay on topic! We have to get Sharpener out of our room!" Videl exclaimed.
"I dunno, I wouldn't mind sharing a room with Gohan" Erasa said.
"If anyone would share with Gohan it's me!" Videl snapped.
"Oooh, I think some one has a little crush on Gohan" Erasa teased.
"I do not!" Videl exclaimed.
"Yea you do" Dende said.
"Shut up! I don't care who you are if you say that again I will hurt you!" Videl snapped at Dende, who just chuckled.
"Well then why are you so insistant that you stay in Gohans room?" Erasa asked slyly.
"It's not going to happen since we're going to kick Sharpener out. But the reason is I wouldn't trust Sharpener and Gohan has a suite so I'd take the big bed and force him to take the couch." Videl said.
"Speaking of Gohan....." Erasa said looking out the door to see Gohan walk by carrying his pile of donut boxes.
"He must have at least ten boxes!" Videl exclaimed.
"I think more like a hundred!" Erasa said as the bell boy wheeled the caddy full of boxes past.
"Where did he get all those?" Videl asked.
"Stole them from Vegeta" Dende said.
"Oh.... I think I understand" Videl said.
"I don't! How did he know that! Tell me!" Erasa sceamed.
"Um... Hey look! It's Yamcha!" Videl exclaimed, drawing Erasa's attention to the scarfaced man who just walked in.
"Oh my kami!" Erasa went starry eyed.
"Hey, attractive female fans!" Yamcha said, trying to sound smooth. That quickly changed when he noticed Piccolo and Dende sitting around drinking bottles of sparkling water, "Piccolo, Dende! What are you two doing here?"
"Vacation" Dende said.
"Avoiding Popo's stories about his gardens" Piccolo mumbled.
"You haven't seen Gohan around have you? I heard he is staying here" Yamcha asked.
"He went by with a large stack of donut boxes just before you came in" Dende said.
"Whoa whoa whoa, you know Gohan?" Videl asked.
"Since he was four" Yamcha said, "I hope he's not still trying to kill me, I kind of hit him with a baseball."
"I'd be more concerned with Vegeta finding you here" Piccolo said.
"He's here too! Can this get any worse?" Yamcha said as Erasa latched onto his arm.
"I'm your biggest fan! Are you single? You're much better looking in person, When did you get those scars, can I have an autograph...." Erasa started going off.
"Help...." Yamcha said.
"Um Erasa, could you go try to remove Sharpener from our room, I'm sure Yamcha will be here when you get back" Videl said, pulling Erasa off.
"Ohhh... Ok" Erasa said walking off slowly.
"Thank you Miss.... umm" Yamcha said.
"Videl, Videl Satan" Videl said.
"A fellow celebrity" Yamcha said.
"Sucks don't it?" Videl replied.

Back in Japan, at the airport an afroed man was arguing with the ticket clerk.
"What do you mean I can't have a row to myself! Do you know who I am!" Hercule yelled.
"I'm sorry sir but it's a full flight, the only thing we can do is sit you with a Mr. Ox King, I do believe he is just going through security now" The clerk said pointing to the extremely wide man wearing a horned hat who was also stuck in the security scanner.
"But he takes up the entire row himself!" Hercule complained.

"Gohan! where did you get those!" Bulma exclaimed seeing the massive piles of donut boxes.
"Stole them from Vegeta" Gohan said as he walked by.
"Can I have a box?" Bulma asked.
"I'm hungry!" Gohan whined.
"Be quiet you big baby" Bulma said grabbing one of the boxes of 65 timbits.
"Fine!" Gohan said, sounding hurt, as he continued to his room.

Bulma walked into the lounge and was shocked to find Piccolo and Dende sitting there talking with Erasa and Videl. Dende looked over and waved to her.
"Piccolo, Dende what are you doing here?" Bulma asked.
"Vacation" Dende replied.
"Punishment for something I did that I don't know what it was" Piccolo grumbled, drinking some more Perrier, "Come against my will, stay for the water"
"Well it's good to see you two" Bulma said turning to see Yamcha, "What are you doing here?"
"Vacation also" Yamcha said, "And hiding from Gohan, I kind of nailed him in the head with a baseball"
"Oh, I see, better hope Vegeta doesn't find you here" Bulma said, turning to Videl and Erasa, "Donuts?"
"Thanks, did you see all the boxes Gohan has?" Videl asked.
"That's where I got these." Bulma smirked, "Poor Gohan has fewer donuts now"
"He's probably just dying" Videl chuckled.
"Bulma, maybe you can help us out, Sharpener has taken over one of the beds in our room, Can you help us get him out?" Erasa asked.
"Why not let him stay? If he's there for the reason I think he is I'm surprised he lasted one night" Bulma said.
"But he's taken over Videl's side of the room!" Erasa complained.
"So, Videl can stay with Gohan, I think you're all trustworthy enough to go mixed" Bulma said, smirking on the inside.
"I have to stay with Gohan!" Videl exclaimed.
"Don't worry, we're leaving for Quebec City tomorrow afternoon so it would only be for one night" Bulma said, 'If I can get those two together Chi chi will be so happy!, first Videl sleeps in the Sons apartment, Then forces the information about Saiyaman out of him, He shares his food with her, now this! Perfect!'
"Why do I have to!" Videl whined.
"It's just easier that way" Dende said as Bulma was about to reply.
"Don't do that Dende!" Bulma scolded.
"Why have powers if you can't have fun with them?" Dende asked.
"What kind of powers!" Erasa exclaimed, "Can you do card tricks?"
"Is she the type that is mesmerized by shiny things?" Dende whispered to Videl.
"Yea, why?" Videl asked.
Dende reached behind himself an made a shiny new Toonie appear out of thin air. He held it up and waved it back and forth infront of Erasa, chuckling as her gaze followed it back and forth. Dende sat the toonie on it's edge on a table and Erasa just stared at it.
"That should occupy her" Dende said. Just then Gohan walked in looking like he was about to cry.
"What's wrong Gohan?" Bulma asked.
"Like two tornados...." Gohan said, "In seconds all gone....."
"What are you talking about?" Yamcha asked.
"Two blurs, one purple, one black, powered sugar and sprinkles everywhere...." Gohan said, "had to resort to Duct tape, but it was too late..."
Bulma began to catch on and started to laugh wildly, as did Yamcha and Dende. Piccolo just sat there smirking.
"What?" Videl asked, "Why are you all laughing?"
"It sounds like as soon as Gohan got to his room, Goten and Trunks attacked and ate all his donuts!" Bulma said.
"Duct tape, stop tornado..." Gohan said.
"Is there anything that stuff can't do?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, you cannot use it to tape any kind of ducts" Dende said.
"Ah, so true" Yamcha said. Piccolo finally stood up and smacked Gohan, breaking him out of his trance.
"Gah! thank's Piccolo" Gohan said.
"You were starting to creep me out" Piccolo replied, returning to his seat.
"So Bulma, what is on the agenda tonight?" Videl asked.
"Well, it's basically do what ever you want since we leave tomorrow afternoon for Montreal" Bulma said, "I'm forcing Vegeta to go with me to see the lion king"
"The Lion King!" Piccolo exclaimed, noticing everyone now looking at him, "What? I want to see it? "
"I never would have thought you were the type of person who would go see a musical based on a childrens cartoon movie" Yamcha said, holding up a ticket, "Good luck getting a ticket though, I had to do terrible things to get this one"
"Hmmm" Piccolo mumbled to himself.
"Yoink!" He exclaimed, grabbing the ticket and running off.
"Hey! Give that back!" Yamcha yelled, giving chase.
"I never expected that to happen" Gohan said.
"Neither did I" Videl agreed.
"I forsaw it" Dende smirked heading towards the door, the many bottles of perrier that he was trying to sneak out clattering in his robes, "I'll have to get going too, nice seeing you all"
"Bye Dende" Bulma said.
"See ya bud" Gohan called.
"Oh and have fun at your concert tonight" Dende said before disappearing.
"Oh yea! I almost forgot about the tickets!" Gohan exclaimed.
"What concert?" Bulma asked.
"Some floating sock puppet gave me tickets to a concert being put on by Canadian artists" Gohan said.
"What time?" Videl asked.
"Um.. Seven, two hours" Gohan said, looking at the tickets.
"Just enough time for dinner" Videl said, shaking Erasa, "Erasa, come on, concert tonight"
Erasa just sat there motionless, fixated on the toonie Dende left.
"Hmm, I wonder if you collect seven of those if a magical polar bear will grant your wish, like with the dragonballs" Gohan chuckled.
"Huh?" Videl asked.
"Nevermind Videl, I have to find Vegeta and get him ready for the show." Bulma said, standing up and walking out, "I wonder where he could be?"
"Last I saw him he was chasing a donut store employee, he may be back already." Gohan said, "And I don't think we'll be able to pry Erasa away from that thing Videl, let's go ask Sharpener"
"Ok" Videl said, following Gohan, "But I don't think he'll risk leaving my bed"
"What?" Gohan asked.
"Oh, you didn't hear? He's taken over my bed claiming for little brother and Trunks are driving him nuts." Videl said, "So Bulma suggested I just stay in your room since we leave tommorrow"
"What!" Gohan exclaimed, "But I was going to go to Canadas Wonderland theme park with Trunks and Goten tomorrow!"
"So? Can't you fly?" Videl asked sarcastically.
"Yeah..." Gohan said, "But what good would that do?"
"So leave early, fly there then meet up with everyone in Montreal" Videl said, "I thought you were a genius"
"But I don't think we'd be back in time to catch the plane" Gohan said.
"Jeez.. Just tell Bulma to make something up" Videl said, putting her key in door to her former room. They walked in and found Sharpener still in Videls bed, no signs that he had moved from that spot.
"Get up Sharpener" Gohan said.
"No! There's no way I'm going back with those two!" Sharpener snapped.
"Um, we were just going to ask if you wanted to go to a concert tonight" Videl said, "But I guess not"
"Sure, I get up to go then as soon as I'm out the door Slam! I'm locked out" Sharpener said, "Nice try"
"Fine then" Videl said, throwing her key card down on Sharpeners bed then grabbing his off the night stand, "Gohan, grab my bags and take them to your room while I get my toothbrush"
"Yes Ma'am" Gohan said, grabbing the large duffel bag that was at the foot of her former bed. Gohan did as instructed and took her bag into his suite.
"Gohan! Let us out!" Trunks yelled from the couch where he was wrapped up in duct tape again along with Goten.
"Yea! We didn't do anything wrong" Goten whined.
"Just to let you know Gohan I want the actual bed, you take the fold out, got it" Videl said, walking in and noticing Trunks and Gotens prediciment, "What the HFIL are you doing in here?"
"Save us!" Goten cried out.
"We're hungry!" Trunks said.
"Gohan! Why did you do this!" Videl exclaimed.
"They ate my donuts" Gohan answered, "It's not hurting them, but this might"
Gohan turned on the TV and flipped the channels until he found what he was looking for.
"NOOOO!!!!" Trunks screamed, struggling to get free of the duct tape.
"Not even Mr. Vegeta would do this to us!" Goten cried.
"I thought little kids liked Barney" Videl said.
"Not when Vegeta is forced to dress up like him for Halloween when you're only two and three years old." Gohan laughed, "I thought that was funny"
"I agree, that would freak me out too." Videl said, "A guy like Vegeta in a barney suit"
"I'll consider letting you two out when we get back" Gohan said, "I think you'll survive after you ate all those donuts"
"I guess it's just the two of us" Videl said, "You so owe me dinner and a show remember"
"I guess it's a concert rather than a movie." Gohan said, "Where shall we eat?"
"Why are you asking me? I don't know where anything is here" Videl said, "Let's just go look around until find something"


A/N #0 - The next chapter they get to the Much Music concert, it's already half done.

A/N #1 - I'm so very sorry for taking so long!

A/N #2 - Another story I am writing has currently filled 5 simpletext files completely and is halfway filled number 6! I have no idea how many words that is.

A/N #3 - The other night I didn't go to sleep until around 5:30am, it was already light out and I still wasn't tired. I should get a job on the night shift somewhere.

A/N #4 - It is currently 2:25am where I am right at this moment.

A/N #5 - Toonies can actually mesmerize you, I often find that when I'm bored I start screwing around with toonies.

A/N #6 - I just sneezed...... sorry..

A/N #7 - Building a shed in 45 degree Celsius tempatures in by far worse that spending a week in hel, but still not as bad as sitting in school, damned MCVI.....

A/N #8 - If you are still reading this then good for you. If you read above you can tell I like Apple Mac computers, especially old ones. I currently own four with a combined processor total of 574MHz, I want more! Send me old mac computers or just their boxes. My room could use some decoration. Anyone see the Ripleys believe it or not where they did the story on the guy who made all of his furniture and even his bed quilt out of empty Apple computer boxes?

A/N #9 - 207 - Number of songs currently on my iPod.