Videl: Pervert! (Smacks LAB)

Bulma: I'd expect this from Master Roshi, but not you

LAB: What I do wrong!

Videl: This is degrading!

Master Roshi: I think it's great! I'll be over at your house a lot more often!

Android 18: And now Krillen will be getting into it too, you idiot.

Chi Chi: How could you buy that! (Uses the Pan!)

LAB: OW! Please leave me alone!

Pan: How could you buy something like that!

Bra: You're supposed to set a good example for all the readers!

Oolong: Don't listen to them man! You made a good move!

Bulma: Shut up Pig!

Gohan: I don't want you exposing my daughter to that filth!

Vegeta: Bah, don't listen to them, you had a right to buy that as a male!

All the women: You will pay! You will pay! You will pay! (All advance on LAB)

LAB: (Suddenly wakes up in his own bed on his ship) Gah! What the heck was that?

LAB: (Reaches over and grabs a list off of his nightstand) Damned conscience (Scratches Dead or Alive 3, Outlaw Volleyball and DOA Extreme Beach Volley ball off list of Xbox games to buy on birthday on August 18 if I get an Xbox)

LAB: (Yelling) There you won! Now stop giving me nightmares! And I don't own DBZ! or any of the songs, I'm just using them without permission.

Invasion of Canada

Gohan and Videl wandered around Toronto looking for somewhere to eat. Videl was getting extremely annoyed by Gohans' stomache rumbling and was looking for anywhere to get food to shut it up.
"How about this place?" Gohan asked, looking at a sign for the Ruth Chris Steakhouse.
"Looks good, where is it?" Videl asked.
"Ummm" Gohan said looking around, "I don't know... But I can smell it!"
"Well, follow the scent like a good dog" Videl chuckled.
"I'm not a dog!" Gohan whined, suddenly sniffing the air, "Wait, I've got the scent"
Gohan started across the street, oblivious to the fact that he was walking right into traffic. Videl just stood back and shook her head as cars screeched to a halt and honked at him.
"He's insane" Videl mumbled to herself, walking to a crosswalk just up the street and crossing there. She walked back and found Gohan sniffing around an elevator outside of a hotel.
"It's coming from down this" Gohan said pressing the button.
"Are you sure this isn't a hotel kitchen?" Videl asked.
"I don't know" Gohan said, stepping inside the elevator.
They rode it down and it opened into a very fancy looking resturaunt. They really stood out considering most other people were all dressed up in formal attire and they were only wearing what they normally wear.
"I don't think we're dressed right to eat here" Videl whispered into Gohans' ear.
"I don't care need food!" Gohan said, walking up to the hostess, "Table for two please"
"I remember you!" The hostess said, turning around to reveal the cheery employee from the science centre, "Table for two coming up!"
"Don't you work at the science centre?" Gohan asked.
"I work many jobs!" The cheery employee said, grabbing some menus and heading into the dining area. She stopped at a booth and placed a menu on each side of the table.
"Enjoy your meal" The cheery employee said, walking off.
"Something about her gives me the creeps" Videl said.
"I know, I saw Vegeta try to blast her earlier today but the blast did nothing" Gohan said looking at the menu.
"This is expensive" Videl said looking at the prices, "You have enough money?"
(A/N- Last time I ate there it cost around $55 CDN for an 8 ounce sirloin, I went for the bigger more expensive Porterhouse, I am the steak king! It's mad cow delicious! lol)
"Yep" Gohan said slapping down a credit card with Vegeta's name on it, "Found this on Trunks as I was wrapping him in Duct tape, I don't know how he got it but I figure with Vegeta being such a generous guy he won't mind"
"As long as you tell him it was you who decided to use it" Videl said, pointing to something on the menu, "This looks good and expensive"
"Hmm, I agree" Gohan said as a waiter came over.
"Can I get you some drinks?" The waiter asked sounding somewhat snobby.
"I think we're ready to order actually" Videl said, "I'll have the Porterhouse with baked potato"
"And for you sir?" The waiter asked Gohan.
"I'll have the same" Gohan said, "but twenty five orders please"
"Are you joking sir?" The waiter asked, a look of disbelief on his face.
"He isn't" Videl smirked, "He and his friends closed a Mandarins last night"
"Right away mister" The waiter started, looking at the credit card on the table, "Prince Vegeta"
"He didn't put that on the card did he?" Videl laughed, snatching the card and looking at it, "I guess his hair and forehead aren't the only things about him that are big"
"You're talking about his ego right?" Gohan asked.
"Of course! What did you think I was talking about?" Videl exclaimed.
"Well he does have some pretty big scars on his back, he's also pretty tall when compared to Krillen" Gohan said, scratching his head, "But anyone is tall when compared to Krillen."
"Who is Krillen?" Videl asked, "Another green alien?"
"Krillen is daddy!" A little voice exclaimed. Videl and Gohan both looked down at the tiny blonde girl who was looking back up at them, "Hi Gohan!"
"Marron? What are you doing here?" Gohan asked.
"Mommy told daddy and grampa to get out so she could have a night alone" Marron said.
"Dare I ask where is your dad?" Gohan groaned.
"Hey Gohan!" Krillen yelled, walking across the dining room, "Do my eyes decieve me or are you on a date?"
"I'm guessing this is the Krillen you were talking about" Videl said, surprisingly not getting aggrivated over the date remark.
"Why does it seem like everyone is following me?" Gohan moaned, "First Piccolo and Dende, then Yamcha, Now you, please don't tell me Roshi is here too"
"Ok, I won't" Krillen said as Videl suddenly jumped and smacked the old pervert who just pinched her.
"Heh heh heh! You picked a feisty one Gohan!" Master Roshi said rubbing his cheek, "Mind if we join ya?"
"You still haven't told me why you're here" Gohan said
"This is where Roshi and I come when 18 gets angry at us, she'd never think to look here, I mean this is Canada, no one cares about Canada" Krillen said, lifting Marron up onto the seat beside Videl. Roshi hopped up beside Gohan as did Krillen.
(A/N- Sad but true about Canada, we don't matter, until the US needs something from us, then we're all of a sudden important!)
"Order what you want, Vegeta is paying" Videl said, noticing Marron looking up at her.
"You're pretty like mommy" Marron said, making Videl blush.
"How on earth did you convince Vegeta to pay?" Krillen chuckled.
"Didn't, Trunks had his credit card and I got it off Trunks" Gohan said.
"So Gohan, introduce us to your girlfriend!" Master Roshi said drooling slightly.
(A/N: Yay! 5:00 AM! I really hate insomnia!)
"She's not my girlfriend, this is Videl Satan" Gohan said, "Videl this is Krillen, his daughter Marron and the perverted old guy is Master Roshi"
"THE Master Roshi!?" Videl exclaimed.
"Yep! The one and only, err did he say your last name was Satan?" Master Roshi asked.
"Yes, My dad won the last tournament and the Cell Games!" Videl said as both Krillen and Roshi broke out in laughter, "What's so funny?"
"All he did in the Cell games was make fool of himself." Krillen laughed, only stopping when he noticed a glowing light under the table and Gohan looking like he was about to fry his nuts with a Ki ball, "Um, forget I said anything"
"What are you talking about!" Videl demanded to know, "Wait a second, I remember seeing some footage of the Cell games, You were there!"
"Um, no I wasn't" Krillen said, sweating noticably.
"Yes you were! And I just relized that Piccolo was there too!" Videl said, looking at Gohan, "And people who change their hair colour like you Gohan, and some one who looked just like Vegeta!"
"I think she got you" Roshi whispered to Gohan before turning to Videl, "Give me a kiss and I'll tell you everything you want to know!"
"Roshi!" Krillen and Gohan both yelled.
"Yay!" Marron clapped happily, "You're talking 'bout when mommy and daddy met and Gohan killed the big monster!"
"D'oh!" Gohan moaned, slapping his forehead.
"That Gohan killed?" Videl said smirking, "I guess this means I now know the identity of the infamous delivery boy"
"Um, no, I don't know what you're talking about!" Gohan stammered.
"Give it up Bro, she knows" Krillen said, calling over the waiter.
"So spill it all!" Videl said, "Everything, I want to know the truth about the Cell games, from what I've seen you do I'm easily willing to believe my father was lying."
"Fine, Where should we start" Gohan said, sighing in defeat.
"When mommy kissed daddy!" Marron giggled.

Over the next hour Gohan and Krillen told Videl the truth about the Cell games. Every little detail came out, the coming of Mirai, the first androids, the second group of androids, the time before the cell games, and the actual cell games. Videl just sat and listened for the most part, laughing when she heard what her father actually did there.
"And that's everything" Gohan said, shoveling his last steak into his mouth then pulling out just the clean bone.
"Yay! Gohan saved mommy!" Marron exclaimed, jumping up and down on the seat.
"So why didn't you come forward and challenge my father?" Videl asked, finishing off her meal.
"We don't want to be celebrities like your dad, it's not our style" Krillen said.
"I'm well known but to avoid all sorts of attention I live on a tiny island" Master Roshi said.
"Here's your check!" The cheery employee said in her usual annoying way, "Don't forget to tip!"
"Hey, what time is it?" Videl asked.
"It's" Gohan said looking at his watch, "Kami! The Concert starts soon!"
"A concert, have fun you two lovebirds!" Krillen joked.
"Shut up Krillen" Gohan said, standing up.
(A/N - Interesting fact: One of the Bare Naked Ladies lives only a couple of houses away from my grandmother)
"Bye Cutie" Videl said to Marron before leaving with Gohan.
The two teens emerged above ground and started looking around, not knowing exactly where the concert was.
"Does it say on the tickets where this is being held?" Videl asked as Gohan took them out.
"It only says the Chumcity building, but where is that" Gohan said before looking up to the sky and yelling, "Please help us oh great floating and talking sock puppet!"
"Please stop that, people are staring at you" Videl said sweatdropping and pointing to all the people who had stopped and were staring.
"Sorry" Gohan said, "Let's just look around for it, I wonder what Vegeta is doing."

"Woman! Where is my credit card!" Vegeta exclaimed, running around in the tuxedo Bulma forced him to wear and tearing the room practically apart, "And Why is the Namek here and dressed like that!"
"I prefer to dress formally when I go to an event like this." Piccolo said, straightening his bowtie, "Now hurry up before we are late!"
"I told you already Vegeta, Piccolo is going over with us because he stole Yamchas ticket and it happens to be right next to our seats!" Bulma said, "Now come on!"
"Bah! I don't even want to see this stupid play!" Vegeta said, even though at the same time he was thinking, 'oh boy! I love the Lion King! I wish I had my plush simba with me!'
"I heard every word of that thought Vegeta, now come on" Bulma said, dragging him out.
"Damn this Bond!" Vegeta yelled.

"Is that it?" Gohan asked.
"No" Videl replied.
"How about that?" Gohan asked.
"Stop asking me that!" Videl yelled, "You've been asking me that about every building! I don't know where the concert is!"
"I know how we could find it faster" Gohan smirked.
"And how is that? Hey!" Videl exclaimed as Gohan slipped his arms around her waist and took to the air, "You had better not drop me again or else!"
"Trust me" Gohan said looking around, "Hey there it is!"
They flew over to a building with many bright lights around it. Below them was a huge gathering of people around the Chumcity building all hoping for a glimpse inside at the stars performing. They set down out of sight and approached what appeared to be the entrance. A swarm of teenagers were trying everything to get into the event but the two lumberjack like security guards refused to let them enter.
"I'll do anything! Just let me in there! I need to ask Avril out on a date!" A guy who bore a striking resemblance to Sharpener pleaded.
"Look, get out of here all of you! No one gets in without a ticket!" The one security guard said.
"Please! We'll be your friends" A girl said, flitting her eyelashes.
"Alright that's it!" The second guard said, pulling a hockey stick out of nowhere, "Don't make me use it!"
All the teens suddenly start screaming and scattered as Gohan and Videl walk over to the now arguing security guards.
"Why do you always bring that thing out!" The first yelled, "That's a lethal weapon!"
"It's only lethal is I have to use it" The second guard said, swinging the stick down beside him, only to feel it hit something and break, "Oh crud"
Both guards looked over to see the stick broken over Gohans' head and Videl looking at him shocked.
"Now why would you do that?" Gohan asked, brushing the stick off, "Is it some sort of canadian thing?"
"We are so sorry, he gets a bit stick happy, please don't sue!" The first guard begged.
"We just want to come in" Gohan said, handing the tickets to the guards.
"Go ahead...." The second guard said, letting them pass then turning to his partner, "Did you see that! He didn't even flinch!"

"Didn't that hurt Gohan?" Videl asked.
"No, should it have?" Gohan replied, scratching his head.
"I keep forgetting you're invincible or something" Videl mumbled, walking into the building. Other people who were lucky enough the be given tickets were dancing. Ed the Sock suddenly appeared in front of them.
"Hey! You made it! Just in time too, is it only you two?" Ed asked.
"Yeah, my little brother and his friend are tied up with duct tape and my other friends are otherwise occupied" Gohan said.

"Ahh comfy comfy, no little terrorists to try to kill me" Sharpener said, snuggling up in Videls former bed, "I wonder if this room gets Playboy channel too"
"shhhhiiiiinnnnneeeeeeyyyyyy" Erasa said, still fixated on the toonie.

"So you two snuck off for a little alone time" Ed snickered, " See, well this first song might be just what you two are looking for"
"Why is it everyone assumes we're dating?" Videl asked.
"I dunno, a nerd like me and an ass kicking crimefighting babe like you, seems a mismatch eh?" Gohan said, "Hey! I mastered the accent donchaknow?"
"Please stop that, the accent is annoying" Videl said, doing a doubletake, "Wait a sec, did you call me a babe?"
"I can't remember" Gohan said scratching his head, "But she is!"
"Presenting the first artist for your listening pleasure, Shania Twain singing her hit song Forever And For Always" Rick the Temp said over the microphone as the aformentioned artist and her band walked up onto the stage, much to the enjoyment of many of the male attendees.

In your arms I can still feel the way you
want me when you hold me
I can still hear the words you whispered
when you told me

I can stay right here forever in your arms

And there ain't no way -
I'm letting you go now -
And there ain't no way -
and there ain't no how
I'll never see that day.....

'Cause I'm keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together for all our days
Wanna wake up every
morning to your sweet face - always

"Nice song" Videl said, sort of swaying to the music, "Eh Gohan? Gohan?"
Videl looked around frantically for him but found nothing. She could barely smell the scent of chicken wafting through the air.
"I don't believe it, ditching me on our first date" Videl said, relizing what she had just said, "Please tell me I didn't just say we were on a date."
"I would but then I'd be lying" The familiar voice of Yamcha said from behind her, "Fancy meeting you here, and on a date with Gohan none the less, I must say he does have good taste"
"What are you doing here!" Videl exclaimed.
"I needed something to do after Piccolo stole my ticket to the Lion King" Yamcha said, sounding somewhat sad, "I don't even want to mention what I had to do to get it"

Mmmm, baby
In your heart - I can still hear
a beat for every time you kiss me
And when we're apart,
I know how much you miss me
I can feel your love for me in your heart

And there ain't no way -
I'm letting you go now -
And there ain't no way -
and there ain't no how
I'll never see that day...

'Cause I'm keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together for all our days
Wanna wake up every
morning to your sweet face - always


I wanna wake up every morning
In your eyes
I can still see
the look of the one who really loves me
The one who wouldn't put anything
else in the world above me
I can still see love for me in your eyes

And there ain't no way -
I'm letting you go now-
And there ain't no way -
and there ain't no how
I'll never see that day...

'Cause I'm keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together for all our days
Wanna wake up every
morning to your sweet face - always

"MMmmm... Chicken" Gohan practically drooled as his nose lead him to a dressing room for Avril Lavigne. Gohan just walked right in the room and headed to the food table.
"Um, You're not supposed to be in here" Avril said from the couch where she and her bandmates were playing video games before their turn to go on.
"Food" Gohan replied, shovelling everything in his mouth.
"That's ours man!" One of the other band members said, grabbing a chicken wing away from Gohan. Gohan spun around looking very angry. He was so angry that his food had been taken that he powered all the way up to Super Saiya jin, and that freaked everyone else in the room out.
"Calm down buddy" Avril said, slipping by Gohan and out of the room, "Take it, we'll just raid Sum41"
"Suckers" Gohan said, powering down and resuming his feast.

'Cause I'm keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together for all our days
Wanna wake up every
morning to your sweet face - always


I'm keeping you forever and for always
I'm in your arms

The crowd broke into applause as Rick ran back up to the microphone.
"Shania's always a crowd pleaser" Rick said, "Before I announce the next band I need to ask if anyone here knows this guy"
On one of the large screens came an image of Gohan scarfing down food in Avrils dressing room. Most people laughed, including Yamcha, but Videl sweatdropped and dragged Yamcha behind her towards the backstage dressing rooms. They found both Avril Lavigne and her band and the members of Sum41 staring into the dressing room watching the eating machine.
"Where does he put it all?" Cone asked.
"I have no clue, I don't think I want to know" Avril said.
"Out of my way!" Videl yelled, pushing through and letting go of Yamcha, "How can you still be hungry after eating twenty five huge steaks!"
"Twenty five holy cra" One of Avrils other band members started as Yamcha cut him off.
"No wonder he is hungry" Yamcha said, "Usually he has at least thirty, trying to restrain himself for his girlfriend"
"Gohan, How could you embrass me like this!" Videl exclaimed, grabbing the plate of wings away from Gohan.
"I'm sorry Videl" Gohan said, looking at his feet, "I was just a bit hungry"
"Wait a second" Avril said, "How come he doesn't go wacko on her?"
"They're in love, they just don't know it" Yamcha said.
"Awwww" Both bands said.
"Sum41, you're up!" One of the backstage crew said as both bands split up and Avrils went to raid Sum41's dressing room.

"Sorry for the delay folks, next up Sum41 playing their Hell Song!" Rick said, gaining more cheers from the audience. As the group emerged onto stage, Videl emerged dragging Gohan behind her.

Everybody's got their problems
Everybody says the same thing to you
It's just a matter how you solve them
And knowing how to change the things you've been through
I fear I've come to realize
How fast life can be compromised
Stand back to see what's going on
I can't believe this happened to you, this happened to you

It's just a problem that we're faced with
Am I not the only one that hates to standby
Complication's headed first in this line
With all these pictures running through my mind Knowing endless consequences
I feel so useless in this
Can't patch that back and as for me, I can't believe

Part of me, won't agree
0 Cause I don't know if it's for sure
Sunnenly, suddenly
I don't feel so insecure
Anymore

Everybody's got their problems
Everybody says the same things to you
It's just a matter how you solve them
What else are we supposed to do

"So, you two having fun on your date?" Yamcha asked, appearing again seemingly from nowhere.
"We aren't dating Yamcha" Gohan said, giving him an odd look, "Tell us why everyone thinks we're dating?"
"Well for one thing you haven't stopped holding hands since Videl dragged you out" Yamcha snickered.
"We noticed that too Gohan" Krillen said, poking Gohan in the ribs, "When's the wedding?"
"Why are you all here now!" Gohan cried, looking at the new arrivals.
"Marron and I wanted to see Avril Lavigne, besides, We want to bug you some more" Master Roshi said.
"So Gohan, which of your friends do you think will turn up next?" Videl asked sounding sarcastic, "And why can't they get it through their heads that we aren't dating?"
"Let's see, Tien hasn't been here so I'm guessing him" Gohan said, looking towards the door as if he was expecting for Tien to walk in, "Or maybe I'll get a break."

Part of me, won't agree
Cause I don't know if it's for sure
Sunnenly, suddenly
I don't feel so insecure
Anymore

Part of me, won't agree
Cause I don't know if it's for sure
Sunnenly, suddenly
I don't feel so insecure
Anymore

Why do things that matter the most
Never end up cutting close
Now that I find out, it ain't so bad
I don't think I knew what I had

Why do things that matter the most
Never end up cutting close
Now that I find out, it ain't so bad
I don't think I knew what I had

"Sum 41 everyone!" Ed the Sock said, "By the way guys, Avril and her band just cleaned out your dressing room of all food"
"All right, up next is in my opinion, the best female singer ever, Avril Lavigne!" Rick said into the microphone, gaining hoots from most of the male atendees, "I tend to agree with all the guys there, she is hot"
With that said Rick left the stage and Avril and her band emerged on stage to the cheers of the audience and Marron.
"Before we start I want to get this guy" Avril said pointing to Gohan, "Up here so he can show us that cool trick he did while chowing down on the food in our dressing room"
"I think not" Gohan said, backing away from the crowd of fans trying to push him up.
"You will get up there, you owe them after eating all their food" Videl said, sounding a lot like Chi chi and pushing Gohan up through the crowd.
"You remind me of my Mom" Gohan said as Krillen suddenly handed Marron to Gohan.
"Take her up with you" Krillen said, "And just do it, no one you know is here so what's the harm?"
"Fine" Gohan said, hopping on stage and putting Marron down. Marron ran over and hugged Avril, who bent down for her.
"Come on, do the thing" Avril said, smirking at Gohan as he suddenly grabbed Master Roshi before he could pinch Avrils butt.
"Just quickly" Gohan said, powering himself up and becoming a super saiya jin, "There happy?"
"I can do that too!" One of the guys yelled.
"I'd like to see that" Gohan snapped, his saiya jin side coming out.
"Easy tiger" Avril said, quickly giving Gohan a kiss as he powered down, making Gohan blush, "Now get off the stage so we can sing."

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
but all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth


5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Skater boy rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down

"I got to hug Avril Lavigne!" Marron exclaimed, jumping up and down while pulling on Krillens pant leg.
"You seemed to be quite close to that girl." Videl sneered.
"What? She kissed my cheek, don't ask me why she did it" Gohan said defensivly.
"Well for two people not dating you sure sound like you are" Yamcha chuckled, "Videl, you almost sounded jealous of Avril there, and Gohan, you just sounded whipped"
(A/N- Every guy is whipped by a minimum of one girl, I myself and whipped by two but I haven't seen on of them in over a year and the other is on my bowling team, yeah that's right! I bowl! I volunteer with a league of little kids too just for the hell of it)
"Shut up!" Videl snapped.
"If you wish to live to see tomorrow you will go to the nearest Tim Hortons and buy every donut they have and you will bring them to me" Gohan said giving Yamcha a Vegeta style death glare.
"Yes sir" Yamcha said, saluting and running off to find the donuts.
"You know you are whipped" Videl said, grinning.
"I am not!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Gohan! Get me a drink!" Videl ordered.
"Yes ma'am" Gohan said, dashing off and leaving both Videl and Krillen laughing.
"You two are definatly made for eachother!" Krillen said while laughing.

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy
And Im just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
Haven't you heard
How we rock eachothers world

I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know

I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know

"The object of many guys dreams, Avril Lavigne" Rick said into the mic, "Up next, a classic canadian band, Bare Naked Ladies!"

"Here's your drink Videl" Gohan said handing her a can of coke.
"Good boy" Videl said, almost patting him on the head, "Now then, when Yamcha gets back you will be sharing the donuts with us, got it"
"Don't I even get a thank you?" Gohan grumbled, "And I am not whipped."
"Fine" Videl smiled, planting a kiss on his cheek, "Thank you"
"Eh heh heh heh, excuse me" Gohan said, dashing outside and suddenly blasting into the air yelling "Yeeeeeee hooooooo!!!!!"
"Wow, the first kiss, when my wife first kissed me I though she was trying to kill me" Krillen said, falling over as Videl smacked him in the head.
"Stop bugging us about if we're going out now" Videl said.
"Gohan got a girl friend, Gohan got a girlfriend!" Marron chanted as she jumped around.
"Maybe now Sharpener will stop bugging me" Videl sighed, finally just giving up on denying it, "Where does Gohan think he's going?"

Meanwhile at the Lion King. The show was just wrapping up and the players all came out on stage to take a bow. One of them was holding the puppet Simba and was the focus of attention of both Vegeta and Piccolo.
'Must have that prop for collection' Both thought at the same time as they phased out.
"Vegeta!" Bulma exclaimed, noticing her husband was gone.
Both appeared on stage to the surprise of the performers and both grabbed onto the Simba and tried to make a run for it.
"Let go of it Vegeta!" Piccolo growled, "It's mine!"
"I don't think so Greenbean!" Vegeta yelled, "Let go before I Final Flash your ass!"
"I dare you to!" Piccolo smirked. Vegeta growled and suddenly let go of the Simba to perform the attack.
"Final!" Vegeta started.
"Sucker!" Piccolo exclaimed, making a run for it.
"Hey! Get back here!" Vegeta yelled, chasing after Piccolo.

"Wheeeee!" Gohan exclaimed, flying through clouds over Toronto, "I can't wait to shove this in Goten and Trunks face, teach them to make fun of me"
Gohan suddenly stopped and thought to himself for a second.
"Wait, do I really want to play their little game?" Gohan asked himself, "Ah to heck with it, I'll rub their noses in it"
Suddenly Vegeta appeared in the sky next to him looking thoroughly ticked off.
"Brat! where is the Namek!" Vegeta fumed, "Tell me!"
"I haven't a clue Vegeta" Gohan said, looking like he was doing the back stroke, "I haven't seen him"
"Bah! I'll just break in and steal another one later" Vegeta said, looking oddly at Gohan, "What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing" Gohan said, floating in a sitting position, "Perhaps I should get back, see if Yamcha has my donuts yet"
"Why would he be getting you anything?" Vegeta sneered.
"I threatened to kill him" Gohan smirked.
"You actually sound like a Saiya jin" Vegeta said, also smirking.
"Vegeta! Get your ass back down here now!" Bulma screamed over the bond.
"Gah! Blasted woman!" Vegeta growled, turning and starting to fly back, "Brat, as your Prince I order you to give me half the donuts!"
"All right" Gohan grinned, 'When dad gets a perfect score on an advanced calculus exam'
Gohan then flew back down the the Chumcity building and landed as Yamcha was struggling to carry a huge pile of donut boxes into the building.
"You will live, provided you keep me happy with these generous offerings" Gohan said with an evil tone in his voice.
"What did I do to deserve this?" Yamcha asked, setting the pile of donuts down beside the spot where Videl and Krillen were still standing.
"Decided to come back eh Gohan?" Videl asked, "From now on you will not threaten Yamcha with death to get food of any sort, got it!"
"Yes ma'am" Gohan said.
"Thank Kami!" Yamcha exclaimed, hugging Videl, "Thank you so mu......"
As he was hugging Videl, Gohan came over and did a Vulcan nerve pinch like move on him and knocked him out.
"What should we do with him now?" Videl asked.
"Let Krillen deal with him" Gohan said, looking at the formerly bald monk, "Right?"
"Yep, I got it" Krillen said, somewhat scared of Gohan now, "I hate saiya jin mating habits, they get too cocky."
"What was that?" Videl asked.
"Never mind, come on Marron, I think we should get going home" Krillen said, dragging Yamcha out.
"Don't forget him" Videl said, kicking Master Roshi out the door before he could pinch her again.
"I'm getting tired, want to head back to the hotel?" Gohan asked.
"And do what?" Videl asked back, giving Gohan an odd look, "You had better not be thinking what I think you are"
"What? I was just going to sit there and eat all these donuts infront of Trunks and Goten" Gohan said.
"Okay, so you weren't thinking what I was thinking" Videl said, "Fine, let's go"

Next Chapter: Hercule and Ox King? Wonderland, Montreal!

A/N: Two things, 1- I know this ending sucked, please feel free to pelt me with nerf balls.
2- a note to Sele-chan: I really like your DBZ stories and your profile is right, females do rock, us males agree with you, pleasant to look at also.