LAB, Battlewing and Shadowcannon : Oh! What should we do with the drunken Shadow,
What should we do with the drunken Shadow,
What should we do with the drunken Shadow!
Throw him off the deck! (Shadowcannon is thrown off 15 foot high deck.)

LAB and Battlewing: What should we do with the drunken Battlewing
What should we do with the drunken Battlewing
What should we do with the drunken Battlewing!
Drop him onto Shadow! (Battlewing is thrown off and bounces off Shadowcannon)

LAB: What should we do with the drunken Blitzwing
What should we do with the drunken Blitzwing
What should we do with the drunken Blitzwing!
Watch him jump off the deck!
(LAB jumps off the deck, bounces off of Shadowcannon, then off of Battlewing, then hits the roof of a nearby house and rolls into a pool filled with the all the beautiful female authors of FF.net)
LAB: Whoo hoo!

(Then I wake up)
LAB: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do I always wake up at the best parts! I never get to do the fun stuff like kill the bad guy or kiss the girl in my dreams! I don't even get to dream about owning DBZ!

Shadowcannon: You're such a whiner, you wonder why I want to kill you.

LAB: I thought it was because I used to beat you all the time in fights before you got a new body.

Shadowcannon: That too, but you're still a whiner.

LAB: No I'm not

Shadowcannon: (Mocking) No I'm not

LAB: Um, please move onto the story, I really don't want to you see how badly my little brother here is going to get hurt now.

Shadowcannon: I'm so scared, bring it on!

What is a toonie? I keep forgetting that Canada is so insignifigant and not everyone is familiar with our currency. A toonie is a two dollar coin, introduced in 1996 to replace the $2 bill. It is a two part coin, a centre piece that is gold coloured and has a picture of Queen Elizabeth on one side and two polar bears on to other side, and a silver coloured outer ring with the date minted and some other writing. There is a variation of the coin where one side looks like an eskimo to honor the newest canadian province of Nunavut. A picture of a toonie can be found if you do a quick Yahoo or Google search. I personally prefered the $2 bill, my pocket was much lighter.

Are all those bands in the previous chapter Canadian? Someone asked me this and the answer is yes! Sum41 originated in Ajax Ontario, about 15 minutes from where I live, Avril Lavigne is from Napanee, I used to live in Nepean not to far away from Napanee. I don't have a clue what part of canada Shania Twain is from but I know she's canadian and as for Bare Naked ladies, I said in the previous chapter that one of the members lives a few houses up from my grandmothers house, he owns a nice Audi too. They are all canadian!

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Videl woke up the next morning in the suite bedroom and felt a weight on her stomach.
She looked down and saw Goten using her as a pillow and Trunks closer to the end of the bed. She chuckled to herself at the memory of the last night when she and Gohan tortured the little chibis by eating box after box of donuts while they were tied up with duct tape. Eventually she started to feel bad for the little guys and forced Gohan to untie them and give them some donuts too.
"Daddy would freak out if he found me in bed with two boys" Videl laughed to herself.
She slowly wiggled out of the bed so as not to wake the two sleeping kids and made her way to the bathroom door. She went to open it but found it locked and the light visible underneath the door.
"Darn" Videl mumbled, "I was hoping to get the bathroom first"
A knock at the door caught her attention. She quickly threw one of the hotel provided robes on and answered the door.
"All right!" Hercule yelled, barging right in, "Where is he! Where is this boy you were sleeping with!"
"Daddy! What are you doing here?" Videl asked, "What do you mean the boy I slept with? I didn't sleep with Gohan"
"So his name is Gohan eh!" Hercule huffed, "I'm going to kill him!"
"Aren't you listening!" Videl said smirking, "I didn't sleep with Gohan, but I slept with two other boys last night, they're still asleep in the bedroom"
"Two! How did they force you do to that!" Hercule practically screamed, storming into the bedroom. He stopped when he saw Goten and Trunks, who by some miracle were able to sleep through the yelling, "What the?"
"See, I wasn't doing anything wrong" Videl said, "This is Goten and Trunks, They're..."
"When did you have kids! You are in so much trouble young lady!" Hercule bellowed.
"What's going on?" Gohan asked, emerging from the bathroom wearing only a towel.
(A/N: I'm assuming the female readers are drooling, so many female authors seem to do that at these sort of scenes, you know who you are!)
"You!" Hercule yelled, storming over to Gohan, "You made my baby pregnant!"
"Huh?" Gohan replied, looking over at Videl who was chuckling.
"You're gonna have to fight me now!" Hercule yelled, punching Gohan in the face then hollering in pain, "How'd you do that you little punk!"
"Gohan, this is daddy, daddy, this is Gohan, better know to you as the Delivery boy" Videl said sighing.
"You...are the boy from the Cell games?" Hercule said, suddenly fainting.
"I say again, Huh?" Gohan repeated.
"Just go get changed" Videl said, slipping into the bathroom, "I don't know why he's here either"
(A/N: Videl in a towel! Drool! Towel falls! Passes out with a look of happiness on his face. See, I can do that too!)
" I think I'll get changed in the bedroom" Gohan said, grabbing his clothes and heading into the bedroom, "But these two have to go"
Gohan picked up the still sleeping Trunks and Goten and threw them out of the room and onto Hercule. That finally woke them up and they both looked at the sleeping man they were now sitting on.
"Hey, this is the big goofy guy Gohan gave my dad as an offering the other day" Trunks said, poking at Hercules cheek, "You think he's dead?"
"No, He's still breathing" Goten said, listening to Hercules chest, "I wonder if he has any candy"
"Only one way to find out" Trunks said, starting to search through pockets.
"Hey, what's this?" Goten asked pulling out a wad of cash from one of the pockets.
"Money you idiot" Trunks said smirking, "I don't think he'll miss it"
"Isn't that stealing?" Goten asked flipping through the bills.
"Not if the money is going towards buying us candy, I told you that before!" Trunks said, snatching the money, "Let's go!"
The two chibis jumped out the window and blasted into the air just as Gohan emerged from the bedroom.
"I think I asked for this last night" He sighed, lifting Hercule onto the couch and remembering how he had asked who would show up next.
"Brat! The woman wants to know if you are going up the CN tower with her!" Vegeta demanded to know before spotting Hercule, "What is that buffoon doing here!"
"Don't ask me" Gohan said, "Tell Bulma that I promised to take Goten and Trunks to some theme park today"
"But we're leaving for Montreal today, you won't have time" Bulma said appearing behing Vegeta, "What's Hercule doing here?"
"I keep saying I don't know!" Gohan exclaimed, "And as for time, I'll take them and meet you guys in Montreal"
"In that case I'm coming with you brat." Vegeta said, "I refuse to be cooped up in that aircraft or spend the day with those weak humans!"
"Big insults coming from a guy who got his butt whooped by Cell" Videl said smirking and coming out of the bathroom, "And don't ask why my dad is here, I don't know why either."
"You dare to insult me!" Vegeta yelled, "And how do you know about that!"
"Krillen told me" Videl said as Vegeta suddenly threw a Ki ball out the window, "I'm guessing he's about to be badly charred."

Master Roshis' Island....
"Mommy! Daddy blew up again!" Marron cried running from the charred black former monk.
"How did you anger Gohan this time!" 18 demanded.
"I didn't!" Krillen said, blinking.

Back to Canada.......
"Hey, where did Goten and Trunks go?" Gohan asked as Hercule started to come around. Hercule rubbed his eyes and looked at the gathering of people around him.
"Please don't hurt me!" Hercule exclaimed cowering.
"Why would we want to? " Gohan asked.
"Speak for yourself brat" Vegeta said forming a small Ki ball in his hand.
"Vegeta, you harm him then you don't get to have any more 'fun' on this trip!" Bulma threatened.
"Daddy, please tell us what you're doing here" Videl said, helping her cowering father to his feet.
"I wanted to surprise you, but you weren't in the room the front desk said you were in and your friend Erasa said you were sleeping with this boy" Hercule said.
"Um, I slept on the couch" Gohan said, "Videl said she wanted to bed and didn't care that my little brother and his friend were going to sleep on it too"
"So you aren't dating and sleeping together" Hercule asked, looking relieved.
"We didn't say anything about not dating" Videl said.
"What!" Bulma and Hercule both exclaimed as their jaws hit the ground.
"I knew it!" Vegeta smirked, "Why else would the brat be doing the backstroke in mid air last night"
"Chi chi will love this!" Ox king said, appearing in the open doorway, "Hey Gohan!"
"Grampa?! What are you doing here?" Gohan asked.
"Chi chi wanted me to come over here and check up on you" Ox King said, "And I wanted to spend some time with my grandsons."
"Well, you should have come earlier, we're leaving for Montreal today" Bulma said, "But you could come if you wanted"
"I'd love to!" Ox King said, "Now where's Goten?"
"And where'd all my money go?" Hercule said searching his pockets.
"Trunks, I can believe that kid!" Bulma said rubbing her temples, "Vegeta, you and Gohan go find them before they cause too much damage"
"Why should I?" Vegeta scowled, "The brat can do it on his own"
"Vegeta, you've lived with Bulma for more than a decade, don't you get it that you can't stand up to her." Gohan said chuckling.
"You dare to call me whipped!" Vegeta yelled.
"Vegeta! Stop arguing and do it or else I won't repair your gravity room when we get home!" Bulma yelled.
"Damned woman" Vegeta grumbled, exitting the room, "Meet me on the roof brat"
"Bulma, can't Vegeta do it on his own? I'm hungry" Gohan said.
"Gohan! You will go and help Vegeta, then you will meet up with all of us at the Golden Griddle near the Maple Leaf Gardens where daddy will be buying breakfast" Videl ordered.
"Yes Ma'am!" Gohan said, saluting and dashing off behind Vegeta.
"You sound just like my daughter" Ox King laughed, "I remember how she used to order Goku around!"
"Who said I was going to buy breakfast?" Hercule asked.
"I saw what happened after your little playtime with Vegeta" Bulma smirked, "I have it all on tape and the television stations will have it too if you don't, got it!"
"Yes Mrs. Briefs" Hercule said as Videl and Ox king laughed at the mighty Hercule.
"Now go get Sharpener and Erasa up and let me get my things packed up." Videl said.

" Well, Any sign of their Ki's?" Gohan asked the shorter, older saiya jin beside him.
"I'm not looking Brat" Vegeta said, "While you look I'll be doing something else that I can't say right now"
"Fine, you wouldn't have been much of a help anyways" Gohan said, blasting into the air.
"Now to get that Simba!" Vegeta said taking off towards the theatre.

"Where did those two brats go to?" Gohan mumbled, hovering high over the city and scanning for their Kis, "I've been hanging around Vegeta too much, Hmm, they haven't left the hotel"
Gohan took the the air and floated down to the hotel entrance. He walked inside and spotted the two chibis off in a corner downing bottle after bottle of pop then belching various phrases and laughing at it.
"To be or not to be" Trunks belched, making Goten fall back laughing.
"My turn!" Goten exclaimed, downing a Pepsi.
"I am not a crook!" Goten belched, making even Gohan snicker.
"Actually you are" Gohan said, grabbing a bottle of Pepsi from the pile they had aquired, "Let me show you how to really do it"
"You're not mad we took the goofy guys money?" Trunks asked.
"Not my place to get angry" Gohan belched, "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that's amorie!"
Both Goten and Trunks fell back laughing as Videl suddenly appeared followed by the rest of the group.
"Charming" Videl said, smirking at the three saiya jins.
"Thanks" Trunks burped, "Heh heh OW!"
"Trunks, don't be rude!" Bulma said, stroking her iPan, the newest innovation from the Apple computers frying pan division.
"Why don't Gohan and Goten get hit?" Trunks asked rubbing his head.
"Because they didn't burp in front of us all on purpose" Bulma said, "Where's Vegeta?"

An explosion rocked the theatre where the Lion King had been playing and Vegeta bolted inside. He made his way through the closed off areas until he came to a props room.
"That Simba is mine!" Vegeta cackled, tossing the various props aside but not finding one. All Vegeta found was a note, which he grabbed and read aloud.
"Dear Vegeta, I got all the simbas! Nahhh! Signed, Piccolo" Vegeta read, fuming, "Namek! Next time I see you you're dead! But now is time to eat"

"We're sorry we took your money Mr. Hercule" Goten said.
"You'd better be little runt" Hercule grumbled, counting his money.
"Daddy, don't be rude!" Videl said, slapping Hercule upside the head and causing Gohan to laugh at him.
"And don't forget you're insulting the little brother of the delivery boy." Gohan said, smirking like Vegeta.
"Don't do that! It's creepy!"Videl exclaimed.
"I totally agree." Bulma said, shuddering.
"I can do that too" Goten said, replicating the smirk on Gohans face.
"Now I'm getting creeped out" Sharpener said.
"Let's just get going" Bulma said, ushering the odd looking group outside.

"Now where is this blasted place the Woman was talking about!" Vegeta growled, hovering over a large building in the city, "I don't see any large gardens anywhere!"
Vegeta floated to the sidewalk and grabbed the nearest person walking.
"You!" Vegeta snapped, "Where is this Maple Leaf gardens!"
"Uh...." The frightened man said, pointing across the street at the large building with the name Maple Leaf Gardens clearly written on a sign, "Right there!"
"What!" Vegeta exclaimed, looking at the building he was standing right infront of, the Golden Griddle, "Son of a Son!"
(A/N: Vegeta's new favorite insult lol)
"Help me!" The man he was holding screamed before running off.
"Hey Vegeta!" Ox King exclaimed, pulling Vegeta into a bearhug and squeezing the shorter man till his eyes almost popped out.
"Your grampa is really affectionate" Videl said, looking over at Gohan.
"He hasn't seen Vegeta in years" Gohan chuckled, "And I guess he didn't see Vegeta earlier"
"Get off of me!" Vegeta yelled, slipping free and practically hiding behind Bulma.
"Come on!" Trunks whined, "I'm hungry!"
The group walked into the resturaunt and were seated. Ox king tried to sit down but his chair broke so he just sat on the ground. He was so tall it didn't make much of a difference. Videl sat down beside her father and both Gohan and Sharpener make a dash for the seat beside her.
"Outta the way nerd boy!" Sharpener said, struggling against Gohan for the chair, "Only a cool guy like me can sit next to Videl!"
"And I suppose only a cool guy like you can kick her out of her bed" Gohan replied, "And only a nerd like me can take her out to dinner and a concert while you probably watched the playboy channel all evening"
"Boys, stop it!" Videl snapped, "Gohan sit! Sharpener! Over there!"
"Yes Ma'am!" Both the guys exclaimed, taking the seats Videl exclaimed.
"I want to try that!" Erasa exclaimed, looking over at Gohan, "Gohan! Take me out to dinner!"
"Can't, taken" Gohan mumbled, "I don't see a buffet, where did it go?"
"Taken!" Erasa exclaimed, "By who! Some canadian floozy!"
(A/N: Where? I see no floozies here in Canada but with a population density of less than 4 people per square kilometre I don't see many people anyways)
"Twenty dollars says the blonde one has a heart attack when Gohan spills it" Trunks whispered to Goten.
"Which blonde one?" Goten asked.
"Both" Trunks said.
"I'm not telling" Gohan said smugly.
"I know who!" Ox King exclaimed, "It's Videl!"
"Thanks a lot Grampa" Gohan muttered.
"Not my Gohan/Videl!" Erasa and Sharpener screamed before both passing out.
"Well, less money I have to pay" Hercule said, poking at Sharpeners head.

At some point during the meal Sharpener and Erasa woke up and ordered something. Bulma explained what was going to be happening that day and after some argument from Sharpener, who also wanted to go to Wonderland, they agreed on a plan. Gohan, Vegeta and the chibis were still the only ones going to Wonderland, Sharpener quickly changed his mind when he was told Videl was going with Bulma that day. Also, Goten won the bet since Sharpener and Erasa only fainted and didn't have a heart attack.

"So we meet up at the Marriot hotel next to the Bell Centre." Bulma said.
"Hold on a second boy" Hercule said, stopping Gohan from leaving, "If you are to date my daughter I want to talk to you"
"Leave the buffoon here Brat" Vegeta snapped.
"Consider this Vegeta" Gohan whispered, "We leave him here, there's nothing to stop him from hitting on Bulma, take him with us and we can have some fun"
"Brat! I insist the buffoon come with us!" Vegeta said.
"Well, we'll be off, the plane leaves soon" Bulma said, ushering everyone else into the limo, "Have fun taking the train"
"bye!" Goten waved.
"So where is our limo to the theme park?" Hercule asked, causing the four Saiya jins to laugh at him.
"We don't drive, we're not even taking the train" Gohan laughed, making sure no one was looking at them. He grabbed Hercule under the arms and lifted off into the air with his passenger screaming about not wanting to die.
"Shut up buffoon or else I'll vaporize you!" Vegeta yelled, floating off to the side.
"We'll help carry him!" Goten said as he and Trunks each grabbed a leg and helped carry.
They flew off in the direction of the theme park with Hercule crying for his mommy the whole way. It took longer than it would have if Hercule wasn't there to arrive at Canadas Wonderland. They set down in a deserted parking lot and walked to the entrance.
"How'd you do that?" Hercule asked.
"Simple, just a matter of projecting your energy below you to lift you up" Trunks said, "Videl is forcing Gohan to teach him how to"
"Can you teach me?" Hercule asked, sounding hopeful.
"Possibly" Gohan said, 'Not likely heh heh, maybe I use the Piccolo method'
"Come on! I want to have fun!" Goten whined.
"I'll take care of tickets!" Trunks said, pulling out Bulmas credit card this time, "I'm so generous"
"Give me that Brat!" Vegeta said, snatching it away from his son, "You still owe me time in the GR for stealing mine and letting Kakabrat number one use it to buy the buffoons daughter, the baldy and the pervert dinner last night"
"Well you're the one who dropped your wallet in the toilet and left it there" Trunks snapped, "At least it was clean."
"How many other peoples credit cards do you have?" Gohan asked, tapping his foot and glaring down at Trunks.
"None" Trunks said, backing away and bumping into Vegeta. Vegeta grabbed Trunks and pulled a pile of credit cards out of his pocket. Gohan snatched the cards and looked through them.
"Half of these have my name on them!" Gohan exclaimed, "I never had a credit card."
"Actually you have several" Trunks said, "You have a Visa, American Express, Discovery, Capital One, but no Master card, also, your credit rating is not good at all anymore"
"You...little..." Gohan fumed as Hercule took the rest of the cards.
"Krillen, Yamcha, Bulma, Bulma, Bulma, Tien, Roshi, Oolong, Bulma" Hercule read, "Hey! Bill Gates, let's use this one."
"Alright" Gohan groaned, shoving his new credit cards in his pocket, "He won't miss the cost of tickets"

to be continued.....

Next chapter: Will Wonderland ever be the same again? And Sharpener makes an idiot of himself in french!

what has your author done lately?
- got bored enough to disassemble an old computer and rebuild it with legos!
- crashed the schools brand new computers just for the hell of it.

Stories to be posted on fiction press:

Dragonfly
The story of Matt Spass, a boy who's main goal in life is to fly for the canadian air force Snowbirds squadron and the important events of his life.
From the birth of his younger sister Lacy, to a period of service in Afghanistan, to the fight for his life against an ex SBS member holding an entire summer camp hostage.

Quotes:
"My father gave me the same speech when your aunt Clare was born" - His Father
"Look out for her, protect her" - his Father

"Back in my days if you screwed around in a plane then you get shot down by the Luftwaffe" -Gramps

"Well, it's time for the Mother son, Father daughter dance, since Dad had to leave, I guess you'll have to stand in" - Lacy

"That's Chelsea Bantam, her father is the mulit billionaire Fredrick Bantam" - Vex
"He should easily be able to afford say, five hundred million" - Edgar Valen

"Let the police handle it!" -Trey
"I would have, but then they went and shot me, now I'm pissed off" - Matt

The Russian Bear
Alexi Petrov, born mute and fatherless after his mother escaped the Soviet Union and his father was killed in service of the Red army. Loses sight in one eye during a fight with an extremely abusive step-father. Expert paintball player and shooter. Enters the military to continue a tradition going back to the days of Napoleon's invasion of Russia.

Quotes:

"He's never tried to hurt you because he's afraid of you" - Alla
"You little Sh*t, I should have gotten rid of you in the beginning!" - Stepfather

"It is family tradition to serve in the Russian Army, I myself defended Stalingrad during the second world war" - Ivan
"What are you doing! You don't fire off a rifle around here!" - Tasha
"Relax, they're just blanks, I think" - Ivan

"Petrov, I remember that name, your father was Vladmir Petrov, I killed him almost nineteen years ago" Commander Gretch