Hercule: You're much better looking than the big scary robot, where is he anyways?
Aerogauge: Don't ask me, last I heard Blitzwing was out with his brothers last night, you know guys night out, and they managed to get their hands on some tanks of helium.
Hercule: Haha! I remember how fun that can be.
Blitzwing: (walking in with a really high voice) I think we overdid it, our voices are stuck like this!
Battlewing: (High voiced): How come Shadowcannons' voice isn't stuck!
Shadowcannon: Just lucky I guess (Laughing)
Aerogauge:(Whispering to Shadowcannon) What did you do to them this time?
Shadowcannon:(Whispering) They fell asleep so I took the chance to mess with their voiceboxes.
Aerogauge: You are evil, you know that?
Shadowcannon: Oh yeah, I want to say the disclaimer!
Hercule: What about me!
Shadowcannon: Shut up gnat.
Disclaimer: As you read this the entire Shadowfleet is moving into a position to bombard Akira Toriyamas' house if he doesn't sign over everything to do with DBZ to me within the next five minutes. Once I have the rights I will charge my brother an outrageous amount to continue doing his story!
Generic Shadowfleet unit: Um sir, the Cybertronian Imperial fleet was waiting for us, we got out butts whooped again....
Shadowcannon: Son of a .....!
NOTE : I am really sorry for not updating in...over a year... but with school, having my heart ripped out of my chest (You know what I mean), Work and college I haven't had time to do much of anything. I would also like to announce that I have been accepted for a position teaching English in China and any postings after May 1st will be from China! Good bye Canada!
When we last left our heros they had just arrived at Canada's Wonderland ready for a day of fun on the credit card of Bill Gates. Immediatly upon entering the park Gohan took control of the card and used a bank machine to take out as much as the card would allow then destroyed it.
(A/N - Damn you Gohan! I wanted to do that! Now you're rich and I'm still poor)
"I don't believe it! Even Bill Gates has a credit limit!" Gohan exclaimed, counting the money, "This should be enough for little while"
"A little while! That's over a hundred thousand dollars! It may be canadian but that is still quite a bit!" Hercule exclaimed.
"Well when it comes to feeding the four of us it'll last a day, unless we find all you can eat buffets but most of them we're banned from" Goten said, scanning over the map of the park with Trunks.
"Let's hit the water park first!" Trunks said, Goten nodding in agreement.
"That all right with everyone?" Gohan asked.
"Fine by me" Hercule said, "Maybe impress some of the ladies with my fabulous physique"
"Um...right" Gohan said, looking over at Vegeta, "I suppose you don't care"
"Anything is better than sitting on that plane" Vegeta grunted, walking off.
"Hey dad!" Trunks called, "You're going the wrong way"
"Shut up brat" Vegeta growled.
The group set off through the park to find the water rides. On the way they entered an area of midway style games and just had to stop.
"Gohan! Can we play!" Goten exclaimed, jumping up and down and tugging at Gohans pants.
"Fine" Gohan said, handing Gohan and Trunks some of the money. The two chibis ran off to one of the games while Vegeta walked up and snatched some money himself, much to Gohans surprise.
"The woman would be angry if I didn't win her a cheap stuffed object" Vegeta said, walking off to find a game to play himself.
"Hey kid" Hercule said, pointing to a game where you try to ring a bell by hitting a plunger with a hammer, "Let's have a little competition"
"Yes sir" Gohan said, heading to the game an paying the attendant, "I'll let you go first"
"Heh heh, marvel at my fantastic strength" Hercule gloated, slamming the hammer down as hard as he could, sending the metal weight up its' track until it connected with the bell, "Oh yea! I rule"
"We have a winner" The attendant said, "Well He-Man, what will it be, stuffed pig or stuffed alligator"
"Gimme the pig" Hercule said, taking the stuffed animal, "Your turn kid"
"Ok" Gohan said, bringing the hammer down and trying to control his strength. The weight went flying up not only hitting the bell but knocking it right off the tower before shooting up into the sky.
"Ack! didn't hold back enough!" Gohan said, making Hercule fall backwards and the attendant's jaw drop, "So what do I win"
"Take what ever you want" The attendant said, "This game is officially closed"
"I hope Videl will like this" Gohan said, grabbing a huge stuffed panda bear, "I don't really want to spend all day carrying this around though"
"That was impossible!" Hercule stuttered, looking at his little pig then at the dazed attendant, "I want one of those too"
"Take what you want" The attendant said, a vacant look on his face, "That couldn't have just happened, it would take a career strongman just to hit the bell much less knock it off"
"Thanks" Hercule said, ditching the small pig for one almost the size of Gohans, "I'll admit you're stronger than me kid, but tell anyone and...I'll get back to you with the rest of my threat."
Vegeta walked up to a game where you roll a bowling ball and try to make it stop in the middle of a dip. It looked simple enough to him so he decided to try it.
"You!" He said in a loud voice to the attendant, "How do you win this game"
"You put a dollar in, roll the ball and make it stop in the middle of the dip" The attendant said, pointing to various things.
"This will be simple" Vegeta smirked, puting a dollar into the game. He pushed the ball over the little hill and smirked as it rolled up the hill on the opposite side and hit a rubber stop before rolling back. The ball rolled back over the first hill and needless to say Vegeta lost.
"Bah, fluke" Vegeta said, putting another dollar in and rolling the ball again. The ball did the same thing, making Vegeta agitated.
"Damn ball" Vegeta grumbled, trying again only to have a repeat of the previous attempts, "Damnit"
He tried again, and again, his anger growing at each failed attempt until he had finally had enough.
"Blasted ball! You will not come back again!" Vegeta screamed, picking up the ball and hurling it at the centre of the dip, not only breaking the guide rails, but also shattering the ball and making a large hole in the game, "There! Now give me my prize"
"H..Here you go sir!" The attendant stuttered, handing a small stuffed rabbit to Vegeta.
"That's it!" Vegeta screamed.
"I'm sorry sir!" The attendant said, fearing for his life, "Take this giant rabbit"
"That's more like it" Vegeta smirked, walking off with the huge rabbit, "Hmm, something smells like scrap metal"
Goten and Trunks came to a game where you throw softballs into fruit baskets. No one ever won the game as it was one of the hardest to win and there were rumors that it was rigged.
"Think we can be the first to win?" Trunks asked Goten while smirking.
"I dunno, it looks hard" Goten said, getting the drift of what Trunks was really saying.
"Well boys, are you going to play or not?" The attendant asked, "Only five dollars for three balls, get one in, win a small prize, get all three in and win a giant prize"
"Ok" Trunks said, handing the money to the man, 'Sucker'
"We have a playa!" The man announced, 'chump'
Trunks nodded at Goten and tossed the first ball. Goten used his speed to disappear and leave an afterimage of himself beside Trunks. The ball landed in the basket and sat there as if some unseen force had stopped it from bouncing out. Goten suddenly reappeared beside Trunks as the afterimage started to vanish.
"That's impossible!" The attendant exclaimed, "I'll bet you can't do that again"
"I think I can" Trunk smirked. He tossed a second ball and Goten did the exact same thing as before, use his speed to grab the ball in mid air and place it in the basket.
"Looks like I win again" Trunks said, "Want me to keep going or are you going to give me the prize now"
"Take it" The attendant said, putting a closed sign on the game and handing a giant pink bear to Trunks, "What is wrong with this game"
"Pink!" Trunks exclaimed, tossing the bear behind him, "I hate pink, come on Goten, let's go to the water park"
"Okay" Goten said, turning around only to run into the large pink bear. He looked up to see Android 18 looking down at him and Trunks while smirking.
"Now you've done it" 18 said, "Last week Oolong gave her a donut and she followed him around all week"
"What are you talking about?" Trunks asked as suddenly Marron latched onto his arm, "Ah"
"Oh Trunksie! I always knew you liked me!" Marron exclaimed, "Thank you for the stuffed bear"
"Get it off! Get it off!" Trunks exclaimed, trying to get away from the little girl as Goten fell over laughing.
"What's so funny?" Gohan asked, walking over with his stuffed panda on his shoulders, "Hey 18, what are you doing here"
"It turns out you dropped a pamphlet for this place during dinner and Marron picked it up" 18 said, "She wouldn't go to sleep last night unless she got to come here today"
"So why didn't Krillen take her?" Gohan asked.
"He's still recovering from when you blasted him earlier" 18 said, her smirk turning to a slight frown, "And my 'dear' brother was over and wanted to go as well so I have to babysit him"
"I haven't blown Krillen up in at least three weeks" Gohan said, scratching his head, "It must have been"
"I thought I smelled a pile of scrapmetal" Vegeta said, walking over with the large rabbit he won on his shoulders.
"Hello Vegeta, nice bunny" 18 chuckled, "I think it's bigger than you"
"Shut up tin can!" Vegeta snapped, looking at Trunks still trying to get away from Marron, "What are you doing brat"
"Get her off me!" Trunks said.
"Trunksie is my boyfriend!" Marron said, still not letting go of the poor chibis' arm.
"I am not!" Trunks yelled, suddenly getting an idea, "I have a girlfriend already, her name is Videl"
"Noooo!!!" Marron cried, suddenly noticing Goten still laughing, "Fine then, Goten will be my boyfriend"
Goten stopped laughing and looked at Marron for a second before speaking, "Okay"
"Yay! Gotens' my boyfriend!" Marron exclaimed, latching onto Gotens arm.
"What about me!" Trunks exclaimed running off after the two, "I was kidding about Videl being my girlfriend, she's Gohans"
"Drat! Now I owe the pervert fifty bucks!" 18 said, "I didn't believe Krillen when he told me you were on a date"
"I have a feeling those three are planning something" Gohan said, "Where's Hercule now"
"Hello there!" Hercule said trying to sound suave to 18, "I'm sure you must have heard of me, I'm the great Hercule! Oh yeah"
"You ever heard of that Hercule guy?" A canadian teen asked his girlfriend.
"Isn't he that greek guy played by Kevin Sorbo on TV?" The girlfriend asked.
"I hate this country, no one knows me." Hercule pouted before turning back to 18, "So what say you and I have dinner tonight"
"Lets' say not" 18 said dryly as she held her hand up to Hercule showing her wedding ring, "And if think of asking again you should know that I can easily kill you, my husband can easily kill you and even my daughter could easily kill you"
"Ok then" Hercule said, backing off, "Hey kid, what are we going to do with all these stuffed animals"
"I'll just throw them in a capsule" Gohan said, pulling an empty capsule out.
"Brat, you will put the womans in too" Vegeta said, plopping the large rabbit infront of Gohan.
"Aw, Vegeta's acting like a softie!" Gohan teased.
"Shut up before I Final Flash you" Vegeta growled, "And wheres the other tin can"
"He found some game that involved guns and said he would catch up to us" 18 said, rasing an eyebrow as Gohans' eyes suddenly shot open.
"You left 17 alone with guns with all these people around!" Gohan exclaimed, "You know how trigger happy he can be"
"I used to be" 17 said, walking back the way Goten, Trunks and Marron had run off carrying Marron on his shoulder. "But I'm in a support group, and this time I promised I wouldn't blow everyone up again"
"Oh joy, our little group just keeps getting bigger" Vegeta said sarcastically before continuing on towards the water park.
"Uh Vegeta, wrong way again" Gohan said, pointing in the direction of the water park.
"I knew that, I was just taking the scenic route!" Vegeta snapped, turning around and following the rest of the group.
Annoying and poorly timed commercial break
Armies ran from them. Nations fell to them. The world seemed in their hands but there is one thing the Grey Ash army never thought they would encounter.
They say there is nothing more dangerous than a person with nothing to lose but there is, an army that saw everything taken from them. Their nation was destroyed by a massive nuclear strike right before their eyes. Their leader, an exceptional seventeen year old coming from a long line superior military commanders, leads them in a campaign to help the citizens of the nation of Grey Ash in their revolt against the militay rule then to hunt down and eliminate the rogue army that is sweeping across the globe.
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At the same time at Pearson International Airport.
"Come on! Dump Nerdboy and be my woman!" Sharpener whined as the group passed through security.
"No" Videl replied calmly.
"Please!" Sharpener whined.
"No" Videl replied.
"I'll be your friend!" Sharpener whined, doing a very badly butchered version of the puppy dog eyes.
"Number one, You already are my friend, and you will remain my friend if you shut up!" Videl snapped, "And number two, No"
"Oh you're mean!" Sharpener said, pouting as Bulma and Ox king got a good laugh at the boy.
"Did you get that routine from the Simpsons?" Erasa asked.
"Yes..." Sharpener said.
"Mr. Ox King." Videl said, looking up at the huge man.
"Just call me Ox King, no Mister." Ox King said, his usual grin plastered on his face.
"Ok, are you by any chance the legendary Ox King who ruled over Mount Frying Pan?" Videl asked.
"I use to be, why?" Ox King asked.
"Then that would make Gohan and his little brother Princes correct?" Videl asked.
"I don't know." Ox King said, scratching his head.
"Yes it would." Bulma said, pulling some money out of her purse, "Do you three want to get something to read on the plane before we take off"
"Sure" The three teens said almost at the same time.
Back to Wonderland...
"Wow! Let's go!" Trunks exclaimed, running off with Goten and Marron.
"Should we be letting them go alone?" Hercule asked.
"Probably not but I don't feel like chasing them." 18 said, pulling a capsule out of her purse, "Now I'm going to change"
"Isn't it odd how we all seem to have bathing suits with us?" 17 asked.
"Meh, who's complaining?" Gohan replied, heading towards the mens change room.
"You coming Pineapple?" 17 asked Vegeta.
"Bite me gumball machine." Vegeta sneered, "I'll be at the snackbar."
"Ready?" Trunks asked, looking back at Marron and Goten.
"Yup." Goten said, pushing their raft off and down the pitch black tube that was the Black Hole Slide.
"Engage hyperspeed!" Marron clapped happily.
"Let's do it!" Trunks exclaimed, flaring his Ki and along with Goten increasing the speed of the little raft to near the speed of sound.
"Wheeeeeeee!!!" The three chibis screamed as they rocketed down the slide. The entire ride began to shake as the raft shot out of the bottom and flew across the ground, making people jump out of the way to avoid getting hit.
"Afro! Dead ahead! Evade!" Trunks screamed.
"Too late!" Goten exclaimed as the raft plowed into Hercule.
"What the h...!" Hercule exclaimed.
"Eww! His hair is greasy and in my face!" Marron cried.
"Bail out!" Trunks exclaimed, jumping off with the other chibis as Hercule sped and smacked into a fence.
"Ouch, that must have hurt." Gohan said, floating in the Lazy river beside 18.
"That was kind of funny." 18 snickered, then pulling Marron out of the water and onto her tube.
"His hair was greasy!" Marron cried, splashing water on her face.
"Gohan! Want to come on the slides with us!" Goten asked, floating over on a raft with Trunks.
"Sure, where'd you get that?" Gohan asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Teenagers." Trunk said, pointing to a girl younger than Gohan spitting water out and giving Trunks a death glare.
"Ah, I see." Gohan said, "Well, may as well enjoy the river until we reach the end."
"Ow... what hit me?" Hercule asked, rubbing his head and brushing broken pieces of fence off him, "I think I'll hit the wave pool"
Hercule walked through the waterpark until he arrived at the large wave pool. A number of people were laying on provided chairs tanning while others were splashing around in the waves. 17 was floating out far away from all the other people.
"They call this a wave pool?" 17 laughed, "I'll show them a wave pool"
17 went underwater and flared his energy. A giant well rose in the middle of the pool and formed into a single huge wave.
"Whoa..." Hercule said as he watched the wave coming right for him. It washed over him and everyone else nearby. It also almost completely cleared out the pool as the swimmers were washed onto the shore.
"Now that's a wave!" 17 laughed, walking out of the pool and past the soaked Hercule.
"One good thing about living at Kame house is the only ones who stare at me when I'm in a bathing suit are Roshi, Oolong and Krillen." 18 said, "Here I'm the center of attention for hundreds of men"
"Care to join us on the slides?" Gohan asked, walking up the exit ramp of the Lazy River.
"No, I think I'll just stay here." 18 said, floating past on her tube again with Marron.
"Okay, meet up with you later then." Gohan said, walking off to find where Trunks and Goten had run off to.
"I hope my dear brother isn't causing too much trouble." 18 said.
To Be Continued....
Next Chapter : Sharpener insults the French and himself!