Potatokiller Productions is proud to make a change. We now have more authors for this project, introducing darkmaster and Flamer Yoai.
The Hunt for Liquor: By Potato killer
After a hard day of work, blowing up, scouting, and hunting, Ted, Bob and Billy meet up with PK and Darkmaster
Billy: So, PK, have any luck teaching the zergaliskan some new tricks.
PK: No, all it does is that of a dog
Billy to Ted: Oh Whispers what's a dog, and what's it mean
PK: It means that it licks it butt all day and licks others too
Darkmaster: Enough with the idle chit chat, let's get some liquor.
Inside the hive bar
PK: Yo, barkeep, give me and my buds here 2 shots of tequila with the strongest stuff you have
Barkeep (Infested Terran): Sorry, out of everything.
Darkmaster: Son of a…
PK: changing the subject, where can we get more
Barkeep: Well, the terrans have a whole store full of the stuff.
Ted: Well, what are we waiting for, let's get some
Pk: Only one problem,
Bob: what
Darkmaster: Go in looking like that and you'll be eating a Gauss Rifle sandwich.
Ted, Bob, and Billy: ……
Darkmaster: Fools, you'll need a disguise of some sorts.
PK: We should take the one that looks most humanlike.
All look at Billy
Billy: What?
A few minutes and a total change of clothes later
PK: So, How's it feel?
Billy: My collar is too tight, and my pants are
Darkmaster: Can it, how are we supposed to get to the terran town.
Three vultures fly by.
PK: Back in a sec
3 minutes and gallons of blood later
PK: Good news, I got the transportation
On the way
PK: So, we storm the place and take all of the booze
Darkmaster: Yeah, that's the plan
Billy: This plan will never work.
In the town.
Billy: I can't believe the plan worked, and with maximum casualties
Darkmaster: That's how we work
Just as the trio were about to leave, a young man stepped into their way
: Hold it!
Darkmaster: Sorry, can't do that
PK: Got some stuff that needs "delivered" from the liquor shop.
: I know what you did, and that was what I was going to do!
Darkmaster: Really? What's your name?
Flamer: Flamer, Flamer Yoai
Darkmaster: Flamer eh? Why don't you join the zerg forces?
Flamer: As long as I can have a stuffed head of something.
PK: oh, oh, I know a place where they sell stuffed zealot heads
Flamer: eh, works for me
Later back at the hive bar, after all the strongest liquor was in their systems, and a stuffed Protoss head on the wall
PK: ...Cheers…to a…zergs and to a…new…ally passes out
Darkmaster: Heh doesn't know how to hold his liquor.
Flamer, Ted, Billy: I'd say
Bob, on the floor, passed out
Camera Chaos By: The whole crew
PK in science vessel: Okay, a little lenses here, and a little electricity there, and its done.
Ted: Yawn. What's done, you have been in there all night.
Pk: I have made, the only, security camera in the hive.
Ted: Yeah, that's good for you. Just leave me alone while I sleep.
PK: Whatever (in his mind) ho ho ho, silly Ted, he's the zerg that is just right for recording.
Later, in the vent in Ted's room
Pk: Okay, let's start recording
Ted is sleeping with a protoss squishy, it has a name tag on, to hard to read
PK: Awwww, so cute. Next
In the vents of Billy's room: Lets get this over with
Billy is watching TV.
Billy: No, don't do it, he's obviously the weakest link, weakest link.
PK: Damn, he's a little obsessive with BBCA
In Bob's room, under the bed
Bob: My head itches. Scratches head Owww, owww, owww, claws, and spines owww.
PK: Idiot.
In Flamer Yoai's room
Flamer is hanging up a stuffed protoss head.
Flamer: Done.
PK: Boring
In Kerrigan's room
Kerrigan is making a shrine, upon closer inspection, it seems to be of Darkmaster
PK:Throws up in bag
In darkmaster's room
PK: Man, this is too good to pass up.
Darkmaster looks directly at PK
Darkmaster: I knew you would show up. Cracks knuckles