The Songs of Randomness

by Master Zakath

Just some songs that I wrote about the characters from our favorite books. Well, actually, someone else wrote the songs and then I changed the lyrics to be about said characters.

1. Chapter 1

Makova! (to the tune of Maria from West Side Story)

Makova!

I just met a dude named Makova

And suddenly that name

Will never be the same to me

Makova!

Pay him lots and he'll do what you're saying

Pay him little and he'll go back to praying

Makova

I'll never stop paying Makova!

(credit to the loser Adrienne)