Chapter 5 – Konohamaru and Teams

Naruto walked into the office of the Hokage. He would get his picture taken directly after this. He turned to the Hokage and said, "Hello old man. So should we make pointless conversation or cut straight to the chase."

Sarutobi smirked slightly, "As loud and upfront as ever, Naruto-kun. Well as you know I wish to know more about your former life and the Kyuubi."

"I won't bother giving useless information so just ask me questions. If it is one I won't answer I will say so." Naruto replied giving the Sarutobi a glare that made him not want to challenge this.

"Fine I agree. I'll start with the obvious, how did you die?" Sarutobi asked.

"I was killed in battle by Orochimaru." Naruto answered. Sarutobi gasped and Naruto continued, "I was on a mission dealing with him. I have also met Tsunade and Jiraiya or as I call him Ero-sennin."

'So he has met all three legendary Sannin. Very interesting.' Sarutobi thought, chuckling slightly at Jiraiya's very fitting nickname. He then proceeded and asked, "How did you meet the three of them?"

"Orochimaru came to Konoha for Sasuke, Ero-sennin is my sensei, and I choose not to tell you how I met Tsunade." Naruto replied. "Anything else?"

"Well I was hoping for more details but if that's all I'm getting I'd like to speak with Kyuubi."

Naruto nodded and replied, "Okay. I won't be able to hear what you say but I can feel his emotions and if I get an evil feeling I will take control back." Naruto's head slumped down for a second before it was raised and he said, "Hello Sarutobi. It has been a while. I suppose you asked for me to verify his story and to ask if I will give any more information than he would."

"Yes. I want to know some things he would not tell me. Things could change for the better." Sarutobi pleaded. "Please tell me."

"I am not someone who will give in to your request without getting anything in return." Kyuubi replied. At seeing the Hokage's stunned face he continued, "It isn't a bad request. In fact it is for my kit. I require you to train him and let him borrow the scrolls. He has to be strong to achieve his dream."

"Fine but you must answer all my questions." Sarutobi answered. He saw Naruto nod and asked, "So how did he meet Tsunade?"

Kyuubi looked Sarutobi in the eye and said, "You died. She was chosen to be the Fifth Hokage. After they found her it was difficult to get her to agree with them but Naruto and Jiraiya convinced her."

"I presume it was Orochimaru who killed me." Sarutobi replied. He saw Naruto nod and asked, "When did it happen?"

"During the third test of the chuunin exam. Sand and Sound attacked the village. They were put down but you died. You did manage to prevent Orochimaru from ever using his arms again. It didn't work with Orochimaru's immortality jutsu. He just switches to a new body when he loses purpose for the old one." Kyuubi explained. "He will eventually go after Uchiha Sasuke. He gave him the cursed seal during the second test as well."

"Okay. Thank you for the information. I have no more questions. I will teach Naruto as promised and let him borrow the forbidden scrolls." Sarutobi stated. "He is right. You really aren't evil anymore."

Naruto's head slumped down for another second and then came back up. Then he asked, "How did the talk with Kyuubi go? Did you manage to get additional information out of him?"

"Yes. He told me all I wanted to know but in exchange for a promise to teach you and lend you the scrolls." Sarutobi laughed. "Don't worry I don't plan on changing too many things. I will probably still die at the same time as my previous life."

Naruto walked to the door and opened it causing the boy who was trying to push the door open to fall on the ground. 'So I do get to meet Konohamaru.' Naruto thought before he winked at the Hokage and said, "Who is this idiot writhing on the ground?"

The boy got up and yelled, "You tripped me."

'Time to play along.' Naruto thought before picking the boy up and yelling, "You fell on your own asshole."

Then a man, who Naruto recognized as Ebisu, ran into the room and yelled, "Put him down he is the Third Hokage's grandson."

"Naruto glared at him and yelled, "I don't care who this kid is." He then punched him on the head and walked out the door.

Ebisu ran up to the boy and said, "Konohamaru-sama are you okay? You need to listen to my training. Learning from me is the fastest way to become Hokage." He looked down and saw that Konohamaru had left after Naruto. The then ran through the door screaming, "Konohamaru-sama".

Naruto turned around and yelled, "Come out I know your following me."

Konohamaru came out from behind his poor disguise as part of the wall. "You really are worthy. From now on I will be your right hand man. In exchange please teach me a jutsu to defeat my grandfather." Konohamaru pleaded. "Please boss."

"Boss?" Naruto asked.

Konohamaru nodded his head and yelled, Yes, boss, boss, boss…"

"Fine I will teach you Oiroke no Jutsu." Naruto replied. He then started walking away and said, "All grown men are affected by it."

Konohamaru brightened and followed Naruto.

They came to the market place and Naruto tested Konohamaru's Henge abilities on a girl. He was beaten up when Konohamaru transformed wrong but they continued on to a bookstore where they looked at dirty magazines for pictures. They were again kicked out but Naruto felt they had enough and just needed practice. So they went to a clearing in the forest and Naruto stated, "Now transform into a beautiful girl. We will work on it until we get it right."

Konohamaru cried "Henge" but transformed into a fat brunette.

"No." Naruto yelled, "It must be slimmer."

Ebisu looked down on Konoha. "Where are you Konohamaru-sama?" He then leapt down and ran into the woods.

He came to a clearing and saw the two of them there. He stayed in the tree and listened to their conversation. Konohamaru told Naruto that he was tried of being recognized as the Third's grandson and wanted to be his own person so he wanted the name of Hokage. Naruto stood up and stated that if he wanted to be Hokage he would have to beat him first. 'Hmm time to break this up.' He thought as he leapt down from the tree. "Konohamaru-sama please leave this trash and come with me." He pleaded trying to pull him by the cape.

'Should I end it quickly with Harem no Jutsu or fight him and use Harem no Jutsu as a last resort.' Naruto thought.

'It is better for you to save your abilities for a worthy opponent.' Kyuubi stated. 'I'd just end it quickly with Harem no Jutsu.'

'Fine I'll use Harem no Jutsu.' Naruto thought. He made his seal and yelled, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu". 25 Naruto clones appeared next to him.

Konohamaru's eyes got wide and he yelled, "Wow he is good."

Ebisu just smirked and said, "It is quite boring. I will beat you easily."

"Just try." Naruto replied arrogantly. Then he continued by saying, "I know you are a pervert who tries not to show it. That's while I'll win. Henge." All the Naruto's turned into beautiful blonde girls in a puff of smoke who held onto Ebisu saying, "Ebisu-san".

'What is this ninja's art.' Ebisu thought before he blacked out from loss of blood.

Konohamaru and Naruto sat together on a log, while Konohamaru wept about how he couldn't beat his sensei. Finally Konohamaru yelled, "If you plan to become Hokage then you and I are now rivals."

Naruto smirked and said, "Someday I will compete for the name of Hokage with you." With that he walked away.

Naruto sat at his apartment with his legs propped up on the couch and a scroll in his hands. 'So the chakra blade and chakra shield require amazing chakra control. To use the chakra shield one must bring chakra from all the tenketsu points on his body. Then with amazing control create a barrier that surrounds the body like a bubble. To form the chakra blade, on the other hand, one must channel chakra into the hand and with awesome control form a blade of chakra while still maintaining power. They both sound like amazing techniques. Speaking of techniques, Kyuubi, you promised to teach me one after I graduated so please teach me now.' Naruto thought.

'I did promise that and I will live up to it. I will teach you the technique "demon eyes". It is a very powerful technique which has many amazing abilities. First it allows you to see 270 degrees around your body. This means that you can see all around your body except in a 90 degree window. Second it lengthens your range of sight. This means that you can see farther in front of you and spot enemies better. Finally and best it has the ability to block out other eye jutsus and bloodlines. In other words the byakugan and sharingan are regular eyes against you if you have the demon eyes on. There is a downside though. This jutsu uses up small amounts of your chakra the longer you keep it in effect.' Kyuubi explained.

'So cool!" Naruto interrupted. "How does it work?'

'If you let me finish I would have told you.' Kyuubi growled. Then he continued, 'You need to use the demon seal for this jutsu. Form the demon seal and mold your chakra into it while focusing on your eyes. This attack can only be used by those with demon blood. Now go to the lake and practice this, the chakra blade, and the chakra shield.'

'Okay.' Naruto replied as he ran to the lake in the forest. He practiced there all night and slept 5 hours in the morning before he headed over to the academy.

The next morning Naruto walked into class with a smirk on his face. As he had thought Konohamaru had tried to ambush him. He walked over to where Hinata and Sasuke were sitting and said, "Hello Hinata-chan. Hello Sasuke." He sat down and they talked for a few minutes before Shikamaru came up to him and stated, in his usual vapid voice, "Only those who passed can be here."

Naruto looked up and pointed to his headband. "I passed see."

"How troublesome." Shikamaru sighed before walking away.

Just then Ino and Sakura came through the door panting heavily. Sakura ran over to Sasuke and Ino followed her over. Naruto got up before he was pushed out of the way. "Hello Sasuke-kun." Sakura said happily. "Can I sit next to you?"

Sasuke looked at her and said, "No."

She looked at him and asked, "Why not?"

Naruto smirked and said, "Maybe because he doesn't like you."

Sakura glared at him and yelled, "Why would he not like me?" At that moment Shikamaru bumped into Naruto sending him forward where he landed on top of Sakura with their lips on top of each others.

Naruto got up quickly and yelled, "Disgusting". He saw Sakura get up and he said, "It wasn't my fault I was bumped and fell on top of you."

She glared at him and yelled, "How dare a loser like you steal my first kiss." She commenced to beat him up and when class started a beaten Naruto sat next to Hinata and Sasuke.

Iruka whistled to get attention and said, "Congratulations you are now all genins. This means you are now independent ninjas. You will each be paired into three person teams by ability. I have pre-prepared lists of the different teams."

When he got to team seven he said, "Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto lifted his head off the desk and looked down at him. Then he said, "Uchiha Sasuke". He started to say, "Har…" but suddenly stopped for a second. Then he looked down and said, "Change that to Yamanaka Ino." After a few seconds he said, "For team eight Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino." Finally he got to team ten and said, "Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Chouji." After he finished he said, "Class dismissed now wait for your teachers." His head slumped again for a second before it lifted again.

Ino smirked, 'Perfect my jutsu worked. I changed Sakura and me around. Now I can be with Sasuke.'

Naruto sat wondering what had happened. He had seen Iruka's head drop down but couldn't figure out what it was.

'It was Ino.' Kyuubi explained. 'She used her special jutsu to take possession of him and change the teams.'

'Well that explains it. Damn and now I have to wait 2 hours for Kakashi-sensei to get here.'

AN - I'm sorry if this chappy seems kind of rushed but it is. Finals is this coming week and I felt it would be best to post now. Otherwise it would have been two weeks since chapter 4 and people would get impatient. As for this chapter I like idea of having Naruto be trained by Sarutobi but I probably won't go into deep detail of his training. As for the teams I generally hate Sakura's attitude toward Naruto so my fic isn't "friendly towards her". I tend to like Ino better and think that when she isn't obsessed and mad she can be nice. I also thought that if the teams had been announed differently then Ino would have used her jutsu to get on Sasuke's team.

Toki Mirage - Is this soon enough?

wolvesm0on - Wait till later. he'll realy kick ass then.

Dragon Man 180 - Trust me chakra blade and chakra shield become two of Naruto's signature moves. I like the idea of experimenting with the combination of one of them and Kage Bunshin too. Well Sarutobi knows and we'll just ave to see how it goes with the story later. As for the cool shrug off, curses. Why didn't I think of that...

Arnoldstrife - Of course he's cool. He's ancient and could still almost kick Orochimaru's ass. As for the other...KYUUBI ROCKS!

shina-lim - Chappy 6 comes when finals end

madnarutofanunsignedin - I love being secretive. I'm not very good at it but I try

JohnnyG - I don't read them either. As for the thirds reaction to knowing the future, I will love playing with that.

Kaba-chan - I hope the time in this one is satisfactory for you!

mrasdfghj - I don't particularly like Sakura and maybe later they could all be firends...or not...

insanechildfanfic - Thnx!

Kazanoe - GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD

Shadow-Sensei - I love the word maye when I use it and hate it when others use it. Dances I have a loyal fan! YAY! I'll try not to use maybe too much...maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe LOL!