Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be

Dedication: To… KawaiiTenshi27, not only one of my best reviewers, but also one of the best writers.

A/N: I'd just like to ask, very briefly, what people think of this story. Should I write loooaaaaddddsss more stuff like this, or maybe a few good fluffs, or maybe something with a plot (God Forbid!)? If you have the kindness to review, please tell me!

When I'm Sad I Slide… Into Someone

Technically, it's legal. I mean, I'm over sixteen, so are… most of them. They're faceless, they're not real, so I don't actually care if it's legal.

To look at me, you wouldn't think I was this sort of sex maniac. I'm not really, but whi

It's been four weeks up here, and I've come to this small pub almost every night. There's always a willing girl, and sometimes a willing boy. There's enough B+B's around, and if you know the right one, it's cheap too. When I'm sad, I slide into this person, and I guess it helps.

But not really.