"Wheels, what are you doing?" asked Sideswipe.
Wheels was sitting over one of the workbenches for the past three hours. Energon and oil were coving some parts of her body. Her optic had this determined look in them and what ever she was doing, she wasn't going to get up any time soon.
"I'm building something," she said.
Sideswipe looked over her shoulder, "What kind of something?"
"It a radio," she said.
"Why are you building that?" he asked looking at the gray box with dials in front of her.
"I want to listen to music, and there nothing in this whole base that not they size of a grape I can use," she mumble.
"Oh"
Wheels screwed on the back of the box and plug it in," Now let's see if I can get a station on this thing," she said as she turned the dial.
For a moment, there was nothing but static. She continued to try it with Sideswipe right behind her. Finally, a voice came over the radio.
"I can never tell if that damn T is for teaspoon or for tablespoon,"
"What are you picking up, the cooking station?" asked Sideswipe with a puzzle look on his face.
"I don't think so, that voice sounds really filmier, and beside what kind of a host of a cooking show can't tell the difference between and table or tea spoon," she said in a thinking voice.
"That who?" asked Sideswipe.
"Damn it, Cyclonus! Where is the flour!" said he voice now yelling.
Wheels looked at Sideswipe and he looked at her. The voice had said Cyclonus and now that it was yelling they could tell who it was. With in a second, they were both on the ground laughing their heads off.
"Oh, Primus, it's Megatron!!!" yelled Sideswipe.
"And he is baking!!!" laugh Wheels.
"What was that?" said a very anger Megatron on the other end.
That seem to shut the two of them up. It seems that the Horn Devil could hear them on the other side. This could be both a bad thing...or a good thing.
"Lets have some fun," said Wheels in a whisper.
"How?" asked Sideswipe.
"Watch and learn, young grasshopper," said Wheels then in a slow whispery voice, "Megatron,"
"Who there, answer or feel my wrath!"
"This is your conscience, we haven't talk for a while," she said trying to hold back the chuckles.
"Damn it, I thought I got rid of you,"
"No, you didn't so tough monkeys, I just came back to tell you of all the bad things you have done in your life,"
"I haven't done anything wrong, so begone!" yelled Megatron.
"Ha, that the understandment of the year, you not doing anything wrong," laugh Wheels. "What about killing that sweet, kind, gentle human child?"
"I think you went a little too far on that," mumble Sideswipe.
"Ssh, I am on a roll," said Wheels.
"She was a waste of being; I did the planet a favor,"
"She wasn't!" yelled Wheels, "But, you shall learn the truth in due time."
"What are you saying?"
"Ah...never mind, lets go over your anger issues, were you ever hug as a child?" asked Wheels.
"What with that question?" asked Sideswipe, not know were the hell this was going.
"I getting some dirt, now if you will shut up," she said turning back to the radio.
"I shall not answer any of your question, you are nothing!"
"Nothing! I'm nothing, then you are nothing!" yelled Wheels into the box, "Do you have any idea how crowded it is in your head? I can't fit in here with the size your of ego!"
"Hey, be quite, the others will hear you," said Sideswipe in a whisper.
"What was that!?" yelled Megatron.
"Ah...that was your common sense, or did you forget you had one. You haven't used him much," said Wheels thinking quickly so Megatron wouldn't catch on yet.
Suddenly, there was the sound of metal footsteps on Megatron's side of the radio. "Ah, sir who are you talking to?" said the voice of Demolisher.
"Don't you hear that?" asked Megatron.
"Hear what sir? I been hearing you yelled into an empty room for the past ten minutes," said Demolisher.
Wheels rubbed her hands together, "This gets better and better," she chuckle.
"Oh yeah, only Megatron can hear us," said Sideswipe almost laughing.
Wheels quickly nodded her head then turned back to the box, "Poor, poor, Megatron, his men think that their leader has gone loopy," she chuckle.
"Shut up! Shut up!" yelled Megatron.
"Are you ok? Doing you need to talk to the doctor again?" asked Demolisher.
"No, I don't need that stupid doctor!" yelled Megatron
That when the minicon alarm started to ringing out in the base, both of them. With the combine force of both of them, Megatron as most was made deaf.
"Oops, better end the game," said Wheels quickly turning the radio off.
"We better met the others," said Sideswipe heading to the door.
"Ok, be right there!" she shouted. She quickly took the radio back off and put in a battery adapter inside. Grabbing a couple Autobot size battery, she put the radio in her arm compartment then ran to met Sideswipe. You may never know when something like this could come in handy.
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Chiomon: Ok, I know that was really short, but I make it up by tormenting Horn Devil.
Yuni: I hate you all.
Chiomon: Ok...Until next time loyal fans, read, write and review!!!!!!
