Potatokiller here, school work sucks, so do grade. Just a note for future reference.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Halo: Combat Evolved or Halo 2. Only the people I made, or other people, like Flamer, who helped in this production, with more people.

The Future of Blood Gulch

Twas a clear day, but lets get this straight, this isn't a fairy tale, this is how it really starts.

Blue team perspective

"Bam, bam, bam, bam." The sound of 4 sudden sniper rounds echoed in the box canyon. "SON OF A BITCH ROOKIE!" was the pleasant sound that followed. "S-S-sorry, too much caffeine…" "Well, whose fault was that for staying up all night and thinking that Jolt (Copyright) was water?" "That was some damn good water, here, have s-s-some PK." "Damn it Ichicoro, give me the sniper, we are supposed to be spying on the reds, not watching your great grandma doing the cha cha in her…" "Dipsticks! Stop talking about Ichi's great grandma doing the cha cha. Give PK the sniper, and Flamer, get the rocket launcher ready. Now." Yep, this is the blue team. Compared to the reds, they are actually the sanest in the canyon. (Note: our definition of sane is insane.) Potatokiller is an expert with any type of weapon known to man, from needlers to energy swords. Ichicoro is a very twitchy trigger finger, as seen above; he sucks with scope weapons, great with dual SMG. Flamer is the explosive man, armed with the rockets, grenades and such. Finally, there is the mastermind, darkmaster. He is the best of the best.

Red Team perspective

"Hey shade, give you a dollar to go out there and see if the firing has stopped." Meet Darkfire, the leader of the reds, now all the reds are equal. It seems the reds want the land more than the blues, they aren't getting anywhere. "Okay." This is shade, the most gullible of the red. They are the only ones at the base at the time, so where are the other two?

"Damn it, who knew that it took so long to get a tank to the other side of the valley." This is Morai; he is… not the brightest person in the war. Little does he know that all he is doing is donuts in the middle of the gulch? Sadly, the other one is on the way. Add all of this into one box sized canyon. This is war,