Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King and will never…

Italic means thoughts.

"Yoh, we can't bring Hana." "Why?" Yoh pouted with his puppy-dog face. Damn, that face just makes me wanna give in.

"Firstly, he's too young. Secondly, its not worth buying the plane ticket for him as he's still a kid. Thirdly, your rich stuck-up Tao friend is not taking us to the damn party that the stupid Ainu guy is holding in the middle of no where in a freezing place…" Then, she rambled on and on with her non-stopping thousand and one reasons before rounding it off with one of her infamous slaps.

"Owww!" Yoh groaned as he cupped his right cheek with his hands. "What about Hana then? Whose gonna take care of him? The others are going to the party too. That includes the fact that we can't leave him at obaa-san's as he will most probably rip every single plant in the garden from its roots and will…" (Sounds childish but Hana noes how 2 talk and walk)

Before he could even finish, another slap went across the other side of his face. "Itai!" he practically screamed. "Enough!" Anna muttered. "This is where your good for nothing brother comes in to do something that is not related to plotting to conquer the world or whatsoever." "Haha, mummy hit daddy again!" chuckled Hana from the background as Yoh turned around to partially glare at him.

"Huh? What do you mean? You are telling me…" Yoh mumbled as he rubbed both his sore cheeks.

"Yes. That Asakura is going to baby-sit Hana. Isn't that what you always wanted?" inquired Anna, giving Yoh her honey-sweet smiles to make him give in.

"Err, ya, ya." Yoh quickly replied as Anna moved towards him with her itako beads in her hands, swinging it about as if itching to whack him on the head with it.

"Now, aren't you going to pack up and call up your so-called 'aniki'?" Without another second wasted, Yoh dashed out of the room either to pack up or use that as an excuse to get away from getting another series of slaps.

After exchanging a few words with Hao, it was settled that Hao would be Hana's temporary guardian for two weeks before they came back. And that, began the next day.

Giving Hana a peck on the cheek, the couple rushed out of the house with their bulging luggage only to meet with Hao, walking leisurely towards the house.

"Hi sis-in-law. Still as stunning as ever the last time I saw you. If Yoh had not claimed you, I would have…" He was cut off abruptly by a slap and an icy glare that could easily freeze anyone. (Thank goodness my Hao-sama has high resistance)

As time was too precious for them to waste, Yoh hurriedly bid his Aniki goodbye, leaving no time for Anna to pound his brother to death.

Once he stepped into the house, Hana immediately pulled him into a bear hug. " Hello Hana, long time no see. I see that you have grown taller than Yoh's midget friend. Good for you!" he smirked.

"Uncle Hao! Since mummy and daddy is not at home, can I not go to sleep so early?" (I dun wanna type Uncle all the time, firstly cause its troublesome, secondly it just doesn't sound nice so I'll just minus that word)

"Duh, why not. Poor thing though, don't tell me you had to sleep so early every day? Life would be worst than the eighteenth level of hell if I had to do that. Come on, lets go catch a movie." With that, he dragged the innocent Hana out of the streets and towards the nearest cinema.

However, little did Hana know that his once innocent, pure mind was about to be corrupted beyond his wildest dreams…

Guess I'll continue if I feel like it though this story is crazy. Ja ne!