The Future of Blood Gulch
Installment two: How to Drive a Ghost
(Flamer's Perspective)
"Okay, there are… instructions pouring out. I...I can't even read them. It looks like it's in gibberish. That won't do me any good."
(Blue Team Perspective)
PK, with a sniper scope up to his eye, observing every last detail of landscape, noticed one thing going on. "I don't think that he can even drive a Ghost. Are you sure we should have sent him?" PK asked, astonished. "Yeah, he can barely drive, let alone drive a ghost." Ichicoro declared.
"Wait, if he can drive, then why he can't make the ghost work, I mean, the key is in there."
"There is no key"
"Oh, well in that case, Ichi, hold the sniper, don't shoot, Flamer needs to learn to drive… somehow.
Flamer's Perspective
"Now, where's the start button. Hmmmm."
PK's Perspective
"Flamer. I'm here to help you.
"That's a welcome surprise."
"Shut up and give me the instructions."
Hands over the instructions
"Flamer…did you take time to read this."
"Yeah it's in gibberish."
"No, it's in English."
"…"
"Okay, just do what I tell you. 1: Look at the control panel, look for the blue button. 2: Before pressing the button, take time to make sure that the thrusters are clean and have no debris in the path.3: Press the button and make sure that you have basic operating skills."
"Done."
Presses the button
"Well, nothing happened."
Takes off in a puff of blue flames and smoke
Blue team perspective
"Well, at least they got the ghost working." Declared darkmaster