Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King, Hao-sama will be mine and would have been the shaman king, so I dun own it.

"Hey, you look like this is the first time you came here. Didn't Yoh bring you here…" Before he could even finish, a whole crowd of girls came flocking to him.

"Hao-sama! Take me out for a date!" "NO! Take ME! She's got a huge mole on her neck!" "NO! Take me!"… In the midst of this entire hullabaloo, bfs of the girls could only shake their head at their own utter failure.

As soon as he got rid of the fan-girls, he dragged Hana into the cinema before he would lure more girls towards him. "Hao, you didn't buy the tickets. Why are we going in? Daddy said something like 'tickets' to mummy before," asked the innocent Hana.

"Guess I'm right then. This IS your first time to the movies. Now, let me tell you something. The art of getting into the cinema without tickets is…"

"Now, watch me." With that, Hao picked up Hana and walked towards the room. "Hi cherry," he said as he winked at the girl standing guard at the door of the entrance. In a blink of an eye, the girl was soon screaming in delight. "Ooohh! Hao! Hao!"

Leaving the girl drooling at him, he walked into the cinema with Hana close at his heels. Hehe, reminds me of Opacho, should not have scared her away like that during the fight. Taking a back seat, he sat Hana on the chair next to him. Not buying something to chew on during the movie was not a problem. Crazy fan-girls gladly gave up their popcorn and drinks for him.

"Thanks, baby." Hao replied to a sacrificer as he settled down. Bending down towards Hana, he whispered, "That's the way to do it. Got it?"

"Yep! But Hao, I can't see from here. Can we change seats?" "Hmm, why not? Try what I taught you on the couple at the front to make them move their ass from the chair."

"Huh? Whats 'ass'? I never…" "Drats, Looks like Yoh has been too much a goody-boy in front of you. But nvm, just go and do it." Snapped Hao. "Ohh, ok."

With that, Hana toddled towards the couple. "Urm, excuse me, could you switch places with me and my uncle cuz I can't see from the back."

"Who do you think you are? I dun care if you…" Slapping his forehead, Hao quickly strode towards them and said, " Sorry Honey, he didn't mean to you know?" "Hao! You want to change seats? Sure of course!" the girl stammered as she drooled at Hao (wonder how she does both at the same time) and dragged her reluctant yet fuming bf to the back seats.

"Phew! You nearly got into deep shit back there. Next time, add a few more sweet words, k?" "Okay, Hao, I'll try to make them move their ass next time." Hao blinked as if he heard something wrong. Wow, he sure does pick up fast.

After that little 'lesson', both settled down comfortably and got their eyes glued to the screen…

Trudging back home wearily, Hao ended up having to carry a drooling Hana on his back as it was way past midnight and he had fell asleep after their fifth movie…. Well, guess he has Yoh's genes of drooling…(poor Hao sniff)

Next morning

"Hao! Wake up!" "Huh? What?" muttered the groggy Hao as he sat up in bed. "Whats for breakfast? I'm starving."

"Oh, that, lets go…" Before he could finish, he plopped back down on the bed and snored the house down.

Thus, the pissed Hana literally dressed the fire shaman himself, squeezed half the tube of toothpaste in his mouth and grabbed a toothbrush from the sink and scrubbed his mouth the way he saw Yoh scrub the toilet bowl.

After the backbreaking chore, luck was on his side as he managed to get Hao to open his eyes. " Yawn Comon, lets go to Kanna's house. She cooks breakfast nearly everyday. Unfortunately, you can practically see cigarette ash in the food. But that's better than an empty stomach. " said Hao as he walked towards the gates of the Asakura residence.

" Yawn Sprit Yawn of Yawn fire…" muttered the half-asleep Hao. Almost immediately, a red figure towered over them. Scooping them up, s.o.f flew off towards their destination where Hana begin his new day of living with Hao's odd ways…

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