Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or any songs mentioned here.

The Kitsune theme song

parody of Alcohol by the Barenaked Ladies

a sake bottle, my permanent accessory

a bottle of sake, a party time necessity

a bottle of sake, great for an excuse not to get up in the morning

O sake, I still drink it all the time

I love sake more then anything else I drank before

what can it do, you ask my friend

it got Shinobu to curse and got Motoko to screw Keitaro on the kitchen table

it got Naru to kiss Kanako on the lips and got Su to use common sense

sake always solves problems that

I could never understand

it's best when someone else is picking up the bill

I love sake more then anything I drank before

I discovered the fun of drinking sake

O everyone, would you please forgive me

for while I cannot lie myself

I sent nude pics of everyone

to all of your bestest of friends

I didn't think that anyone would mind at all

that I showed them your less then kosher moments

and while you were kissing that soon to be enraged Kanako

and I know that there is a time to be scared

and there's a place where I can hide

to escape from angry Naru, homicidal Motoko and a pissed off Kanako

I love Sake more then anything else I drank the week before

I love Sake the best of all

Would you please ignore the fact

that I saw Motoko screwing Keitaro

while Naru was out the front door totally nude

O Motoko, would you please forgive me

for while I cannot lie myself

you better take that pregnancy test

do you think anyone can forgive me

do you think anyone would let me live