-NOTE;Sorry thatSenebe & other victims of SPAM's attack will be OOC! Once again, SORRY! Senebe's a made-up character ( OC ) A Reincarnate of a cerain priestess...

Chapter 1

It was a quiet day in Modern Day Tokyo, Japan where Kagome Higurashi packed some sandwiches, cup-a-noodle &... SPAM. Kagome jumped through the well & met up with Inuyasha. " Inuyasha! " Kagome called. " Keh! About time you came back you wench! " Inuyasha retorted.

Kagome just rolled her eyes & both of them made their way towards Kaede's hut. " Ah, I see you came back, child. " Kaede greeted, smiling.

" Hi Kagome! "

" Hello, Kagome-sama! "

" Welcome back, Kagome-chan! "

" Mew! "

" Hello, Kaede Obaa-chan! Hi everybody! " Kagome greeted back. " Here! I broughtyou all something to eat! "

" Ramen? " Inuyasha asked hopefully. " NO... " Kagome said, glaring at him, " I brought something new! SPAM! "

" SPAM? " Everybody asked questioningly. " What's that Kagome-chan? " Sango asked. " It's a type of meat from my era! Want to try? " Everyone except for Inuyasha nodded. Inuyasha just, " Keh! "ed.

( A/N;Did I type that right? )

Everybody tried it, Sango said, " Wow! It's... GOOD! "

" Yeah! " Shippou said. " Not bad Kagome-sama! " Miroku approved, " By the way... I wonder ifSenebe knows something about SPAM? "

" I highly doubt it Miroku! " Kagome said.

Meanwhile Back In the Spirit World...

" Mmmm...M! " A beautiful woman said as she sat down with a spam sandwich, " Time to eat you up! Ahhh- " Before Senebe could get a bite, a cloud of dust was clouding the air as something ran past her. -Cough,cough,cough-

Senebe gasped, " My beautiful sandwich! Why...YOU...! " Her shock quickly turned to rage as she chased after the culprit which was no other than Kouga.

( A/N;If you want to know why Kouga was in the Spirit World, he got killed by Naraku when he met up with him.Sorry for any Kouga fans but I HATE HIM! )

" THAT WAS MY ONLY LUNCH BREAK YOU SCRAWNY WOLF! "Senebe yelled as she chased after Kouga. " AAAHHHHH! SORRY! SORRY! I DIDN'T SEE- "

" SHUT THE HELL UP YOU MANGY WOLF! YOU'RE GOING TO EXPERIENCE 100,000,000TH DEATHS ONCE I DEAL WITH YOU! "Senebe practically screamed with outrage.

Senebechased Kouga over the lush, green hills of the afterlife.

Meanwhile back at the World of the Living...

" Hmmmm, " Shippou & Miroku said, " I wonder if our fathers know anything about SPAM? "

Back at the Spirit World...

" MMMMM...M! " Both young men-... a young man & FOX said said as they looked at their sandwiches hungrily. " You delightful beauty, come to me! " Miroku's dad said happily. " Oh yes, what he said! " The fox said, his eyes gleaming.

" I'm so happy that you agree with me! " Miroku's dad said, grinning. " Now, for the moment we've been all been waiting for! Ah- "

Before either of them could take a single bite,Senebe & Kouga ran over both of them. Their sandwiches somehow ended up in both Kouga & Senebe's mouths. -Cough,cough,cough-

Both Miroku & Shippou's dad gasped, " OUR SANDWICHES! WHY...YOU...! FEAR OUR WRATH YOU ACCURSED BEASTS! " They chased the 2 of them feverishly, for all their worth.

Back at the World of the Living...

" Hey, " Sango said, snapping her fingers, " Kagome-chan, does THIS count as SPAM? "

Flashback

" Father, " Chibi-Sango asked curiously, " What sandwich are you eating? "

" Why Sango, it's ham! What should I call this... ?... AH! How about SPAM? " Her father suggested. " SPAM? " Sango asked, " What does it stand for? "

" Specialized, Political, Aboriginal, Mush! " Her father replied. Sango didn't understand 3/4ths of it. " Youll get it one day Sango! " Her father said. Suddenly, the giant sandwich fell on top of Sango.

" AHHHH! Are you okay? " Her father asked anxiously. " Don't worry father! I'm okay! " Sango replied under the huge pile of meat. " The SANDWICH! The BEAUTIFUL SANDWICH! "

Sango just rolled her eyes under the sandwich & tapped her 4 out of 5 fingers expectingly, fell upon deaf ears, considering it to be under the huge bundle.

End Flashback

Everybody sweatdropped at Sango's story. " Sure it may not be the best encounter with a huge sandwich, it WAS still funny! " Shippou said, giggling. " Well, I guess you're right... " Kagome said, smiling.

" Keh! " Inuyasha said. ' Still I wonder, ' Inuyasha thought, ' I wonder if mother & father knows anything about SPAM? '

Back at the Spirit World...

" Dear, I hope you brought your appitite! " Inutashio said as he took a seat, " Of course, Tashie! " Izayoi said. " Now, let's DIG IN! " Inutashio said happily. " AH- "

Before either of them could take a single bite from either side,a huge cloud of dust & sand covered them both & the sandwich they were eating.

( A/N;If you're wondering what I mean by ' Either side, ' you know in Lady & the Tramp when they start from one end & end up in the middle, kissing? It's the same thing Tashie & Iza were doing... until a certain SOMEONE or SOMEBODIES had to screw the whole thing up! -Glaring at Senebe& gang )

-Cough,cough,cough- Inutashio & Izayoi gasped, " OUR SANDWICH! OUR DATE! OUR HONEYMOON! WHY...YOU...! " They yelled as they chased the hoard.

Back at the World of the Living

" Hmmmmm... " They all said, " I wonder if- " Before anybody could say anything, a cloud of dust covered them all. -Cough,cough,cough- " Hey! OUR LUNCH! WHO DID THAT? " Suddenly, the spirits revealed themselves.

" HEY! " They all chased the hoard, not caring that it was their parents they were beating the crap out of. Oh yeah, it was an odd day in Feudal Japan.

Fin

Okkkkk...I know the fanfic was retarded but who the Hell cares! Flame me!FEEL FREE! BUT SPAM ( I MEAN E-MAIL, NOT THE HAM ) THEN, MEET TETSUIGA! P.S, This is helped made by Inu-Cal-Hobs!