Disclaimer: I own only their possible fate.
Stats or no, I must be doing something right if this miniverse has spawned two reader plotbunnies and an artbunny. (grins)
And, apparently, another double drabble. If anyone would appreciate an, ah, translation, just let me know.
"Just a bit higher, I can't reach the keyboard..."
"This is a bad idea."
"Oh, hush. I have a job to do, and I can hardly let a little thing like this get in the way. Besides, the one I'm looking at this time might be able to fix this."
"I though you said it was Akako's fault."
"Maybe, maybe not, shouldn't matter."
"You mean it should work anyway?"
"More like there's a fifty-fifty chance either way. Aaand...done!"
"What do you mean, fifty-fifty!"
"Could you be a help and get that off the printer? Thanks."
"Hey! I'm the one getting stood on here, so I think I deserve a better explanation!"
"It's not my fault Kudo's too short."
"Watch it, Kuroba, or I might not give you your heist notice."
"Well, if you'd rather be stood on…"
"No, that's alright."
"How are you going to pull off a jewel heist like this, anyway?"
"Same way I do...this!"
"OW!...How da heb did dou hide an extendig punchig glub whed dou're nod wearig clodes?"
"Now, now, a good magician never reveals his secrets. And if you'll excuse me, I have a delivery to make."
"KUDO! STOB LAUGHING AN HELB ME KILL HIB!"