Chapter 4: The Truth.
15/11/05: Chapter 5 Will Be Up Very Shortly, Please R/R. Enjoy!
"So you went all the way to the airport, only to smash through some glass and get shot?" Wu Zi asked with a grin, "Yeah pretty much" C.J replied obviously feeling like a doush bag. Wu Zi suddenly stood up and to C.J's surprise started throwing a tennis ball to himself. "How in fucks name are you doing that?" C.J asked quizzically, Wu Zi smiled and responded "Just because I'm blind doesn't mean I cant catch a fucking tennis ball, now I was thinking about how I can help you, have you heard of The Truth?" "Sounds like some fucked up hippie" "Well that basically sums up The Truth" Wu Zi said laughing, "I think he can help you out, the only catch is you do me a favor, I have been having some trouble with some Mafia cunts and I planned on doing a bit of a drive by on their stupid Russian asses, so are you in?" "Fuck yeah" C.J replied happily.
"What in fucks name do you think your doing" Wu Zi said in a pissed of tone, "What the fuck do you think I'm doing? You obviously cant, so I have to" C.J demanded, "Just because I am fucking blind it doesn't mean I can't drive a godamm car!" "Fine you kill us both then." Wu Zi started up the car and backed it out perfectly, he then started doing donuts, he leaned over to C.J and said "Choke on that dip shit" C.J just laughed and smiled.
"Alright that's the house we are going to lay some sweet ammunition into" C.J grinned not understanding how incredible Wu Zi was and cocked his gun. "Fuck" C.J suddenly muttered, seeing Wu Zi's blank expression he told him that he saw about 10 Russians waiting out the front on the street, Wu Zi causally said "Then we will have to take the cunts from the back" "Now you fucking talking" C.J replied.
Wu Zi in the lead and C.J right behind him, they marched up to the back door and kicked it down, immediately the started firing at the Russian Scum that was doing the same.
"Fuck all you white boys" C.J yelled as he shot his third victim in the head. C.J extremely surprised to see that Wu Zi had killed about 4 guys, he yelled over to him "Fuck Woozie, you sure know how to party" "Get the fuck down he quickly yelled back" C.J immediately dropped to the ground and Wu Zi fired a round at an oncoming Russian, even more to C.J's surprise the bullet hit him the Russian perfectly in the heart, " What the fuck else can you do Woozie?" "You will have to find out" Now satisfied with himself Woozie looked over to C.J and said, "Now that's taken care of, I think its time you met The Truth"
Wu Zi drove to a place completely unrecognizable to C.J and sensed his puzzled expression, "Welcome to The Truths house."
C.J and Wu Zi got out of the car and approached a strange looking man that C.J assumed was The Truth, "Wu Zi Mu, long time no see, been mellowing out I take it, and who is this unidentifiable stranger you have bought with you to my humble land?" "Truth-C.J-C.J-Truth" Both men shook hands which The Truth pulled more into a hug, just as C.J managed to escape The Truths hug all 3 turned around to see a black car about 1km away approaching at top speed firing off round after round like the crazy Russian cunts they were.
"Fuck the must have followed us" C.J hurriedly said to Wu Zi, Wu Zi looked over to The Truth and said "Can you help out?"
"It would be my honor boys" The Truth then ran over to his barn, and re emerged carrying what looked like a flamethrower, "Ok you to hide in the shed I will surprise these pricks like E.T surprised Drew Barrymore" C.J managed a laugh as he sprinted to the shed with Wu Zi right behind him.
The Truth then quickly hid his flamethrower behind the nearest tree and waited for the Mafia to arrive. "Where the fucks the blind cunt and the nigga?" The Russian said with a heavy accent. "I dunno but I found this" The Truth ran behind the tree and re emerged with flames shooting from his thrower. "How do you like this one ladies?" The Truth screamed with a wild grin on his face.
C.J leaned out of the barn only to see 4 Russians running around screaming while on fire, with The Truth doing a little jig spurting fire everywhere.
Wu Zi leaned over past C.J and casually commented, "This is where The Truth comes into my plan."