Megaman Battle Network: Unforgiving Nights
By: Dimitri Plabato/Drake Dragon
Interlude I: Anime Madness
A/n: Okay, these interludes will appear at random times between chapters. They have nothing to do with the story line and there is no real reason for you to read it unless you want a laugh. The purpose of them is for me to get ready for things to come later on in the story. Like right now, in the heat of the Armageddon Tournament; there is about to be nothing but battles for about the next 7 or 8 chapters and about 3 per chapter and I can't do all of that behind each other or I'll get bored. So this is what I will do so I can do it! Once again, this has nothing to do with the Unforgiving Nights story plot and is not meant to make sense. Take nothing from this serious. Warning; some race jokes are present and some jokes that might offend some audiences. Well enjoy!
Disclaimer: I, Dimitri Plabato, or my real identity do not own/claim the Chapelle Show, South Park, Larry the cable guy, slayers, pokemon, kingdom hearts, inuyasha, case closed, dragon ball z, DN angel, the simpsons, rave masters, love hina, etc... I don't own anything, except for the Tsubasa calendar that I'm looking at right now!
Major Key: the rest are a lot more eaiser
MM: Megaman
L: Lam
M: Maylu
Me: Dimitri (author version)
D: Dimitri Plabato (character version)
S: Sonya
De: Dex
R: Roll
B: Bass
G: Gutsman
L: Logos
C: Courtney
Y: Yai
G: Glide
MM: Wait a! How the heck are you allowed to pause the normal story line to do this? Huh! How is he allowed to do that!?
L: I dunno
MM: How are you allowed to do that!?
Me: I'll tell ya. Yo DC! Show e'm my motto!
Dave Chapelle drives in with a truck
DC: Cause I'm rich Biatch! honks horn twice
MM: sweatdrop Umm okay, you're rich?
Me: Me? Hecks no... I wish; I'm broker than Lan's 'water worm' when he and Maylu did that all night thing... for a month.
Lan: Lying down in a bed Shut up Dimitri! That freakin hurt you bastard!
D: Which Dimitri?
Me: Yea which one of us!?
MM: How are there two of you!? You're the same person! Dumb ass!
Me: No we're not, In reality I am no one other than cough Osama cough
Cops come out of nowhere and then place handcuffs on me
Me: Hey wait, what the fuzzy!? What did I do!?
Co: We've been chasing you all over the middle east and here you are in the United States!
Me: What?! I was just kidding man! Come on now! I'm Black!
Co: Uh huh and I'm Rick James Bitch! That's what they all say! Starts beating me with a stick
Me: Ouch, OUCH! Man what the heck! Let me go! This is police brutality!
Co: Oh no, we're being calm; those men in prison; that's brutality right there.
Me: No... you wouldn't... Don't send me to jail! I'm already straight! Send Micheal Jackson there! (Oh yea by the way, I do believe that MJ is not guilty but its still a funny joke) He needs it! My ass is to presious!
M: Yea it sure is; I need that ass!
L: Maylu! What I thought we were dating!?
M: Well; I kept showing you my feelings, but you didn't pay any attention!
L: What!? It isn't my fault that Capcom made me clueless; and it's their fault that they got that stupid law that no game should have a love interest (this is true; they do and this is why Lan and Maylu will never get together in the game)
M: Well to bad; Dimitri is my man now! And I will not let you coppers catch him!
She pulls out two baton handguns (as seen in Rave masters) and then begans to shoot the police!
M: HAHAHAHAHA! Take that MO-Fo's!
L: Wait! What the hell does Dimitri have that I don't!?
Me: I'm real D: So am I technically
Co: We won't lose! Mecha Tama-chan; rise from the ashes and step on these hoes that dare to disrespect the police force!
A giant Mecha-Tama chan (4 those who really want to know; this is a giant robot turtle from Love Hina) rises from the sky, coming from what seems to be a very huge house.
MTC: ROAR!
D,M, L (who somehow got out of bed), S, and D: HAH! Think that can stop us!? Nothing can stop us cause we are the POWER RANGERS! ANIME FORCE!
Me: Sweatdrop... I'm about to be saved by the Power Rangers? I'm dead...
Barney: Aww don't worry, lets sing a song to help them out!
ME: AHHH!! SHITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! NOT HIM!
Barney: I love you, you love me... we all love to go pee pee! We...
Me: Breaks out of handcuffs NO! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Grabs a sword out of nowhere and begins to slice up Barney and then he feeds the pieces to his pet rabbit)
Pieces of Barney: I will return! I am immortal! I will have all of the little kid behind that my gay ass can handle! HAHAHAHAHA! OUCH! gets bitten Hey you rabbit! Stop eating me!
Bugs the rabbit: Eh, what's up doc? Continues eating Barney
POB: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Power Rangers: No see our wrath! Megazords! Come forth!
A rumble is heard coming from the jungle when 5 giant objects come out of it. One is a Giant Pikachu, another is a giant dragon, one is a rat, one is a fly, and the last is a beetle.
L: Hey wait, Sonya... aren't you evil?
S: Umm... I dunno ask Dimitri
Me: Yea she's evil... but so are the power rangers soooo she fits!
PR: Okay! Megazords fight!
Inu: I smell a Pikachu! EVIL DEMON! FEEL MY BLADE! Begins to run towards the Pikachu and slices it up into pieces
S: My Pikachu!
Lina Inverse: Evil Dragon, feel my wrath! (Not my dragon! NOOOO!!) Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...
Everyone else: Oh no! Not lina inverse! The flat chested baby spooker! Dragon Killer, a bandits worst nightmare...! WE'RE done for!
LI: Sweatdrop Burried in the flow of time, is where your power grows! I pledge myself to darkness and with the power you and I possess! In my unworthy hands! DRAGON SLAVE!
She shoots the dragon slave towards the dragon and right as it hits, the smell of fried Pikachu reaches her nose.
LI: Sniff Fried Pikachu! So RARE!
She runs towards the Pikachu and begins to eat it.
ME: Humm... this is my chance to get away, maybe hide in the mountains like they thought...
I try to sneak away, but then a white sparkle is seen in the sky as it falls towards me and then lands on me, knocking me out.
Keitaro: Oh shit! Sorry dude! CRAP! NARU STOP!
Naru: Oh no you don't! You've seen me naked way to much!
Kei: It isn't my fault that you, motoko, kitsune, mistune (this crappy spell check keeps putting an e at the end of that! Its supposed to be an I), Shinobu, Su, and Sarah keep coming into my room and having sex with me!
Naru: YES IT IS NOW DIEEEEEEEEEE!! SUPER NARU PUNCH! (This punch can put a dude into orbit...)
A sparkle is seen as Keitaro is sent flying through the sky and onto deep space
Robot: Danger Will Robison, Danger!
Will Robison: Yea right, Danger... you always say that...
Keitaro lands on his head
Robot: I told ya! Bi-a-tch! Now go get me a cigar! I'm Leadership punk!
Everyone else: Yes sir! Leadership! LEADERSHIP! (this is an inside joke)
--End Interlude I-
What will happen next time? Will Lan and Maylu get back on speaking terms and maybe screwing terms? Will the power rangers survive the outlet of the cops? Will I go to jail, and maybe meet Martha Stewart and get some good food?, Will Keitaro stop making pornos with little girls!? ONLY Time and boredom will tell!
C-ya guys next chapter!